Letter to the Editor
A thirty-something guy wrote to Lola saying, “H.H.’s writing about you is so amazing. Do you read it much?”
Lola told him, “H.H. reads every story to me in bed before they are published. I masturbate to them and edit them at the same time.”
He said, “That’s an amazing talent! Multitasking. It must make finishing the stories pretty hard.”
“I like making things hard.”
“It’s great to like what you’re good at.”
He then sent a number of photos of himself wanking to Lola’s pics.
Doppelgangers
Sometime back, you may recall, Lo and I met a couple whom we lovingly referred to as “the protégés.” Erin and Zach were, in many ways, a younger version of Lo and me. We had met them through an ad on Craigslist that Lo had placed looking for a third – male or female, or a couple – to help her with her insatiable appetite for sex. They answered the ad and we hit it off right away. Unfortunately, they lived pretty far away and meet-ups were difficult to arrange before they moved to the other side of the country.
Well, recently, I had the pleasure of meeting a new couple whose moniker here will be “the doppelgangers.” A while back I was presenting at a conference out-of-town when a friend said, “Oh, I have to introduce you to Jim. You two have so much in common.” At the dinner reception that night she made good on her promise and it turned out that Jim and I had even more in common than our match-maker imagined. Not only were our interests aligned, but we had studied at the same college, knew many of the same people professionally, and, oddest of all, it turned out that Jim lived in the same city as Lo and me. How had we not met before?!
But the uncanny coincidences didn’t stop there. While at the dinner, I noticed that Jim was sitting next to a slender, attractive blonde whom he introduced to me as his girlfriend Lilly. Lilly, I found out, was a student of sexuality and gender studies.
“You must meet Lola, my girlfriend,” I said, explaining that besides having the same consonantal pattern in their names, they are in a similar field – though Lo is engaged in sex therapy. I soon found out that Lilly’s focus was getting people to be “in touch,” literally and metaphorically, with themselves. Our dinner conversation was far better than the usual polite chit-chat. It was deep and philosophical and I couldn’t wait to introduce Lo to the doppelgangers.
The first weekend back at home we went out for a double date and, much to my surprise – though I should have seen it coming – Lo took to Jim right away but was not sold on Lilly. “Oh my God!” said Lo after the date, “Can’t you see it?”
“See what?” I asked, innocently.
“All that talk about sex and helping women to squirt and finding ways to treat men’s impotency – all of it!”
“What about it? I thought you’d find it. . . interesting.”
“She’s showing off. She’s looking for attention. She’s trying to shock us with her ‘open-mindedness,’ her – grrrrrrrrrrrrr!” Lo couldn’t find the right words and was frustrated.
“Lo,” I said, trying to be conciliatory, “Don’t you think that maybe it’s just that you two are so. . .” I hesitated to use the word, “similar?”
“WHAT?!”
I knew it. I shouldn’t have said it.
“How could you even suggest that?! She’s such a, such a, a, a. . .”
“Attention slut?”
“Yes!”
She agreed with me right away, but a split second later, the irony of it set in – the fact that I had specifically said about her in the past that she is an attention slut. She gave me a sidelong glance. “I know what you’re thinking,” she said. “You’re thinking that I’m also an attention slut.”
“Well, aren’t you?”
“Not like she is!”
“Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t see the difference.”
She was ready to knock my block off when I said that. “She’s desperate for attention,” Lo insisted. “I’m just good at getting it and I enjoy it. That’s the difference.”
“Whose attention is she desperate to get?” I asked.
“Don’t play dumb with me.”
“Whatever do you mean?” I admit, I was toying with her a bit and found the situation amusing.
“Don’t think I didn’t see how she was flirting with you. ‘Oh, HH, tell me more about. . . and, HH, what do you think of. . . .’” She quoted Lilly in a mocking, bimbo caricature voice, batting her eyelashes at me and smiling falsely.
“Was that how she was talking?” I asked.
“Yes. And don’t think for a second that I didn’t see her checking out your package.” She looked down at my crotch and stared.
“Was she?” I asked with mock naïveté.
“Fuck off!”
“So is that really what this is about?”
“What?”
“You’re afraid of her attracting my attention.”
“No!”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes.” There was a pause. “No. I mean, I’m insecure. There. I’ll own it. I’m afraid that you’ll find her waiflike, Kate Hudson, faux-innocence with a dirty mouth attractive and you’ll leave me for her. You know I have abandonment issues. And frankly, it’s not an irrational thought, is it?” The levy had broken and now the flood of her thoughts was unleashed. “I mean, look at your history – you’ve left every single woman you’ve ever been involved with. You’ve never been broken up with. You’ve only done the breaking up. Why shouldn’t I be insecure? You tell me practically on a daily basis that you are free as a bird to do whatever it is you want. For our first anniversary you bought me a bracelet that said ‘Impermanence.’ I mean, what the hell?! What do you think a woman is going to understand from that? Don’t you think that I have a reason to feel threatened, to be insecure? Look at her – she’s your dream come true. Isn’t she? She’s skinny and she talks about sex incessantly and she looks at you with those eyes that say fuck me and she wants an older father-figure of a man and she shuts me down and. . .”
She wasn’t done talking, but I grabbed her and held her closely and with a bit of a grin on my face, amused at her sudden confession, I said, “Even if all that were true – though I deny that it is – but even if it were true, so what?”
“So what?” she asked, looking up at me with the tears running down her face, pulling her mascara down in straight lines over her cheeks.
“Yeah, so what?”
“I’m scared you’ll leave me. That’s so what.”
“Lo,” I said, “even if everything you just said was true, there’s one thing that you are leaving out of the picture.”
“What’s that?” She was more quiet now. Ready to listen.
“Isn’t it obvious?”
“Not to me.”
“Lo,” I said, looking into her eyes, “she’s not you and I’m in love with you. Only you. All I want is you. Yes, I may be a bit flattered if a woman shows some interest in me now and again. Can you blame me? I’m not anywhere near as attractive and appealing to others as you are. You get men and women showing an interest in you all the time. So, let me bask in some attention on occasion. I’m not interested in anyone else but you.”
“Why?”
“What do you mean why?”
“I mean, what do I have that she doesn’t have?”
“I don’t know. I can’t explain it,” I said as I put my lips to her forehead and took a deep breath with my nose buried in her hair. “The way you smell. The touch of your flesh against mine. The sound of your voice when you call me ‘Daddy.’ The way you know when I’m depressed before even I do. The way you make me laugh. Everything. It’s as if every cell in my body shares DNA with every cell in yours and that DNA is meant to be intertwined together in its double-helix union. My genetic structure calls out for you and only you answer that call. It’s as if we are of one psyche. Your thoughts are mine and mine yours and without you I’d be braindead.”
“If that’s really so, then why do we fight so often?”
“Don’t you know?”
“No.”
“I think you do.”
“Tell me.”
“We fight,” I said quietly and gently, “only because you’re afraid.”
“Afraid? Afraid of what?”
“You know.”
“Say it for me.”
“Afraid of admitting the truth – that we are so closely connected that if I were to leave, your biology and psyche would also be severed. You’re afraid of accepting my love because you fear, deep down, that I am going to leave you. And so you fight it rather than accept it. To accept it wholeheartedly would mean being fully, completely vulnerable – even more vulnerable than you already feel. Deep down you want me to leave. You want your worst nightmare to come true because then you wouldn’t be vulnerable. Then you could put up your wall as high as the stratosphere and sit comfortably alone behind your defenses and not sit with this uncomfortable insecurity and vulnerability. You want me to hate you and leave you because you don’t feel that you’re deserving of me and my love and you want to prove yourself right. Well, I’m here to tell you you’re wrong. I love you. But, it’s like Bruce Springsteen says, ‘You can’t shut off the risk and the pain without losing the love that remains.’ Love is never secure, never complete, never safe. If it were, then you’d leave and look for someone else.”
“Who’s to say that I won’t leave, looking for someone else?” she asked, defiantly.
“Oh, you might go looking for someone else. You might find someone else. You might fuck someone else. But you’ll always come back to me.”
“Why should I?” she asked, still as stubborn as ever – trying to disprove my accurate insight into her psychology.
“Because you love me.”
“I love you because you can leave me at any time and because I love you, I want you to leave me? That’s your theory?”
I nodded yes.
“Well, you’re wrong,” she said, obstinately. “I hate you. I just love hating you so much that I want to fuck you, cause when we fuck, I know I’ve got you in my power and you’re mine.”
“That makes absolutely no sense,” I said.
“Shut up and get in the bedroom,” she said.
The Raunchy Game
“I have an idea for a game I’d like to play,” I whispered to her as she lay next to me on her back, her legs spread and her Hitachi buzzing between them.
“What’s that?” she asked, opening her eyes for just a moment.
“I’ll tell you if you put that Magic Wand down and let me get between your legs.”
“Um. . . just a minute,” she said, clicking it into ‘hi-gear.’ Seconds later she was convulsing, clutching the sheets with a clenched hand as she struggled to hold the giant vibrating mechanism on her clit. Her jaw dropped and her breasts heaved with her gasps for air. After a minute, she clicked off the Hitachi, put it on the bed next to her and said, “OK, you’re turn. You can fuck me now.”
I climbed on top and was poised to penetrate her, but she said, “Wait, one sec.” She spread her legs and her right hand began slapping and diddling her pussy for a few faps and then she squirted a steady, high-pressure stream right onto my cock. I was impressed by her laser-like aim.
“Now?” I asked.
“Yes, now,” she said.
I slid right in and grasped her with my arms, putting my head down over her shoulder so my words were whispered right into her ear. As I slowly and lovingly slid in and out of her, I said, “The idea for my game is. . .”
“Get up there,” she interrupted, “and fuck me hard and fast!”
I was taken aback a bit, but I followed instructions. I got up on my knees, grabbed her ankles above my head, and began pounding away at her with my spear.
“My idea” I said in a much louder voice, “is called ‘The Raunchy Game’ and it’s played by each of us taking turns saying something raunchy to the other. The other person can say Red, Yellow, or Green to the first statement. Red means, ‘No way. Stop right there. Not a turn-on.’ ‘Yellow means, ‘You’re approaching my limits, but keep going. Let’s see where this leads.’ And Green means, ‘I like that. More please.’”
“Ah ha,” she said, followed by, “Harder. Deeper.”
She was just looking to get off and so I gave up on my game for the moment. I pounded her with all I had until she finally was cumming. She yelled, “Deep. Stay. There.” I lodged as far down her hole as I could plunge. I held it there, but felt the walls of her inner thighs closing in on my instrument. Tighter and tighter they pressed until, despite my best efforts, they squeezed me right out of her. Upon my involuntary departure, she convulsed again and tightened up into a self-contained ball as she emitted a ray of ejaculate once more.
When she was done, she looked up and said, “Sorry about that.”
“It’s ok.”
“I’m better now. Do you want to play that game?” she asked as she spread her legs again.
I repeated my actions of before, sliding into her slowly and descending to hold her. I was in a loving mood, not so much a fucking mood. I whispered in her ear again and said, “You go first.”
“Daddy, you know all of my raunchy fantasies already.”
“Just say something that you think I will find beyond the pale.”
“You first,” she said.
“OK, but before we begin, tell me what you were thinking about when you were masturbating just now.”
“You.”
“I know that’s not true. Tell me the truth.”
“No really, you.”
“Lo,” I said in my paternal way.
“OK, I was thinking of. . . it’s bad.”
“You see, this is exactly how we play the game. What was it?”
“I was thinking about Brian from work again.”
“Green.”
“I was thinking about how hard-up he is since he and his girlfriend broke up.”
“They broke up?”
“Yes. Didn’t I tell you?”
“No.”
“They broke up a while ago and he’s been visiting my office more and more frequently since then.”
“I bet you like that,” I said and I could feel her pussy clench upon my cock. “So what exactly were you thinking about?”
“I was thinking about how I want him to lift up my skirt, bend me over my own desk in my own office, with the door open and the blinds on the windows wide open, and spank me.”
“Green.”
“I want him to spank me for being such a tease to him.”
“You’ve been a tease?”
She ignored the question.
“Then I want him to fuck me for all to see.”
I had to pull out. I grabbed my cock and shot spurts of cum all over her torso from her shoulder blades down to her clit.
“Nooooo!” she called, disappointed that I wouldn’t last to give her yet another orgasm.
As I was cleaning her up, she said, “Daddy, you didn’t even get to use your yellow card.”
“I know,” I said, very disappointed with myself.
“And I didn’t get to come a third time.”
Lately three has been the magic number for her. Without that third, earth-shattering orgasm, she feels sexually frustrated. “Blue-balls,” as she puts it.
I was back in bed, under the covers, drifting off to sleep and I could feel the bed vibrating as if it were one of those coin-operated beds in a cheap motel. I opened up one eye and saw her, on her side, her back to me, the blue glow of her phone illuminating the otherwise black room. I waited. And waited. And waited. After about half an hour, she finally coaxed out that last, hidden, cap-stone orgasm out of deep within her.
“Lo,” I said.
“Yes?”
“What were you looking at?”
“Just porn.”
“Tell me what it was.”
“It was bad.”
“What was it?”
“I was looking at Brian’s photos.”
Silence and then, “Are you mad, Daddy?”
I didn’t respond. I went to sleep and had many strange dreams.
Dear Friends,
Lola and I have been traveling and vacationing through most of the summer this year.
Thank you all for your emails and comments concerned about our hiatus! It’s great to hear from you and to know that if we disappear for a while, we are still missed.
Not to worry, we’ve been having some fun adventures and I’ve been writing about it – catch-as-catch-can.
We have some BIG stuff planned for this fall and we’ll be announcing it and getting back to our more regular posting schedule in September.
We wish you all the best and keep cumming to our blog! We love to hear from you!!!
Best,
HH & Lola
Pretty Quick & Easy
Lola comes home from getting her hair done and she immediately wants to bang in the bedroom. “Whoa! What’s this all about?”
“I’ll tell you, but first get naked and get in me.”
I comply. “So?”
“My hairdresser.”
“Don’t tell me you orgasmed from getting your hair cut.” Lo is polyerogenous. She can climax from getting a pedicure, from having her nipples sucked, from having her earlobes nibbled, from hot tub jets on her back. And she has, multiple times. Often the pedicure orgasm is involuntary and she needs to put up a magazine close to her face in order to prevent anyone from seeing the contortions. Needless to say, she can never wear a dress or a skirt to get her toenails done and she always has to build in time to return home immediately afterwards in order to change her panties and pants (and jill it).
“No, but his cock!”
“What?”
“My hair-stylist, he’s gay as a picnic basket, and I’m totally not attracted to him, but he wears these tight tight jeans and I could see the outline of his cock in perfect, three-dimensional detail.”
I was sliding in and out of her as her index and middle fingers were busy diddling her more direct erogenous zone.
“Lo,” I said, feigning judgment.
“I’m sorry, Daddy, but I just couldn’t help it. His cock was right in front of my face. And it’s beautiful. Like I said, I’m totally not attracted to him but. . .”
“But you are attracted to cock.”
“Yes. So much. So big. So beautiful. I just wanted to reach out and touch it. It’s a good thing I was covered by the cape. It looked so uncomfortable in there. I just wanted to free it – into my mouth.” She was cumming now. It only took thirty to forty seconds, not including the time it took to remove clothing.
* Note, the two enormous cocks (one in jeans, the other in tighty-whities) are from the internet. The one of an erection in khakis is HH as taken by Lola (see the shadow on the sand) at the beach.
Yay! The indefatigable Molly, of mollysdailykiss.com has taken the time to take over where Rory of betweenmysheets.com left off and personally slogged through literally hundreds of sex blogs (a difficult job that someone has to do – and I’m sure you people reading this do it daily!) in order to produce the “Top 100 Sex Bloggers of 2015” post.
Guess what?! Not only are some of our best blogging friends up on the list, we are too! This isn’t the Academy Awards, and we do have more than 45 seconds to thank people, but we’d like to thank you, the readers, the ones who voted for us, our fellow bloggers (you’re all awesome!), and Molly – a person who has helped so many in this slit of the bloggosphere in so many ways! Thank you all!
Now, we return you to your regularly scheduled porn.
Images of people reading the blog:
Which voting is more fun? This:
VOTE NOW, VOTE OFTEN! VOTING ENDS January 31st!
I know, with the presidential election inundating the media, the last thing you want to hear is a pitch of “Vote for me!” But this is different. This is casting a vote for the Best Sex Blogger of 2015 and I think that you should vote for mysexlifewithlola.com
There you have it, a completely shameless promotion. . .
I actually feel bad about this because last year we asked all of you good, lovely, and loyal readers to vote for us for Rory’s Top 100 sex bloggers – a list that we have made in the past. And many of you (bless your souls!) did vote for us.
Well, unfortunately, Rory is retiring, but she is passing along the Top 100 to our good friend and esteemed sex blogger, Molly, of mollysdailykiss.com
Molly has been a tremendous support to us since early on and when we got shut down due to censorship, she was there to help us get back on our feet (or Lo on her back with her feet in the air).
So, be kind and vote for us again if you think we have great erotica writing, wonderful pics of Lola and friends, and, most of all, if you want to promote good dirty fun. Thanks so much!!!!
Lola & HH
