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Match, Cinder & Spark, Volume III – Writing Under Cover is Available NOW!

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The latest book of the stories from mysexlifewithlola.com is now on sale.  Match, Cinder & Spark, Volume III – Writing Under Cover is only $9.99 for the soft-cover.  This book contains 35 chapters of the sexiest, naughtiest, funniest smut since, well, since Volume II was published.

It also is replete with original erotic artwork of Lola (and H.H.) by five renowned artists.  Because this volume is itself a work of art and a collectors item, unlike past versions of Match, Cinder & Spark, this one will NOT be coming out in an e-book edition.

The cover art is by Jo Koss.

We hope you’ll buy this lovely little volume, the sales of which help to support the continuation of this blog.

Below you’ll find the chapters that can only be read in Writing Under Cover and will no longer be available on this blog.

Stay sexy everyone!

xoxoxoxo,

 

Lola & HH

 

Per-verse –

XXX-Mas Stocking Stuffer

An Intimate Encounter. . . With a Dirty Girl

Transformation

Lo’s Many Loves

The Insomniac & the Nymphomaniac

Beauty & the Beasts

Superheroes, Fairies, & Pixie-lust

Love That Body Image

Father Confessor

Nocturnal Commissions, Sins of Omission, and the Missionary Position

Private Tutor

Chicks & Dicks

Loose Lips Sink Ships

Rubbing Off

On the Edge of Glory

Portrait of H.H. as a Young Man

Sexhibitionism

Wet, Wild, and Wet

A Very Public Paddling

Good Dirty Fun in the Shower

Cumuppance

Cumming Together/Cumming Apart

Sausage, Strawberries, and Sex

Caught in a Cliché

Hardball

Obsession & Infatuation

The Kinks

Role Reversal – The Shock of Recognition

What is wet, a wild ride, and is never afraid of getting dirty?

Creative Juices

What if I told you?

A Hard Man is Good to Find

Every Morning

Lo Likes It Ruff

 

Lusty Letters: Creative Writing Class

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Dear H.H. and Lola,

My name is Jane and I have been reading mysexlifewithlola since your first post in 2011!  It was my first year in college when I discovered it along with a bunch of other erotica blogs.  You and some other writers inspired me to put pen to paper and write out my deepest, darkest fantasies – things that I was afraid of even thinking, let alone writing!!!

With Lola as a role-model and the seductively sensuous writing of H.H. as inspiration, I unleashed my inner slut and began penning my nocturnal imaginings.  At first it was just for myself, but, by my junior year in college, I had gained enough confidence to take a creative writing class.  When we went around the room reading our stories, I shared some of my more mild fiction.  For the most part, my colleagues and professor were supportive, though I did get a few shocked or disapproving looks from more than one of my peers.  

In my senior year, I took an advanced creative writing class and one of our assignments was to bring in an example of a living author whose genre and/or style we admired.  H.H., I brought you into class!  I read from your story “Horsing Around.”  I deliberately chose the most shocking story of yours I could find because. . . well, just because.  As I was reading it, a girlfriend of mine snapped a photo of me because she wanted to capture all the body-language of our classmates as I narrated about Lo’s longing for horse cock.  As you can see from the photo, I think the images aroused a lot of feelings from them.  My professor interrupted before the climactic scene and said we were out of time (which we weren’t).  But, after class she called me over to her desk.  I was very nervous about what she was going to say.  I looked up to her a lot and she had always encouraged me, but I thought I might have crossed a line this time.  She asked me, “Where did you get that story, Jane?  I didn’t quite hear the source.”

“It’s a blog: mysexlifewithlola.com,” I said, nervously.

“Oh,” she said as she wrote it down in her notebook.

“Why?” I asked.

“I just needed to note it for. . . for record-keeping.  All of the student’s excerpts must be recorded,” she said.  I felt certain, however, that she went home that night to explore more of your writing.

Thanks so much Lola and H.H.

Yours,

Jane

Since then I’ve started dating an older guy.  We read your blog together sitting on the bed, each of us masturbating to it.

Priestess of Porn

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Lola and I were discussing my latest publication and the woeful lack of financial reward gained from it.

“Do you think that the problem may be with the world, not with me?” I asked, tired of being responsible for the failure of monetizing our sexy, silly, sensuous, serious, sappy, serial story.

“Yes, of course,” she said, “the problem is the world, not you.  The blog is the best writing you do.”

“Thank you dear,” I said, “you are an inspiration.”

“The world just isn’t ready for you,” she said.  The way she said it, I couldn’t tell if she was being sincere or sarcastic.  I shrugged and allowed myself to take it as a compliment.

“You know, you’re right.  I’ve put a lot of thought to this and I honestly can’t think of one author who is comparable in terms of range.”

“Oh boy,” she said, “here we go.”  Her tone was that of exasperation, as if she had heard this all before.  But I had never mentioned this to her.

“Aren’t you going to ask me about range?”

“Yes dear, please, tell me about your range.”

“Well, I’ve written plays, screenplays, works of philosophy, art theory, novels, poetry, and, erotica – don’t forget the erotica.”

“I am aware.”

“Perhaps,” I said, gazing off to the middle distance, rubbing my beard, “there is one, one author who has an equal range.”

“And who would that be?” she asked as if reading from a script.

“Marquis de Sade.  Yes, yes,” I said more enthusiastically the more I thought on it, “he had range – plays, philosophy, theology, erotica.”

“And look at how the world treated him.”

“Precisely, my dear, precisely!  They put the genius in prison!  I suppose I should count my blessings that I have not been arrested, charged, indicted, found guilty and imprisoned.”

“By that reckoning, you’re ahead of the game.”

“No matter how things go, I am fully confident that someday my true talent will be recognized, like with Sade.  It may just have to be posthumously.”

“Great,” she said totally devoid of enthusiasm.

“Oh, don’t worry, you’ll be remembered as more than my mistress.  You’ll be known as my divine muse.”

“Just what I’ve always aspired to in life.”

“You sound disappointed.”

“And you sound like a pompous ass!  You know, I’m more than just your muse.  I have great achievements in my own right.”

“Of course you do,” I said, “but we’re talking about an immortal legacy.  For that, you’ll be remembered as I see you; as high priestess in the holy church of Venus.”

“As a porn star, you mean.”

“A priestess of porn.”

“A slut.”

“An entelechy of the divine feminine.”

“A pinup calendar model.”

“Why must you speak in such pedestrian terms?”

“Your speech flies to the heavens.  I’m here to keep you grounded.  Earthly delights, remember?”

 

Read Sexy Literotica and Get Paid For It!!!

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We recently discovered this article (a little late to the game, admittedly) and we thought that maybe some of our sexy female readers with sultry, flirty, steamy voices would be interested in reading Match, Cinder & Spark for Audible and get 50% of the royalties of the sold audio books.

http://www.xojane.com/fun/how-to-read-dirty-books-for-money

 

If any of you are interested, just let us know:

Lola & H.H.

downloladown@gmail.com

Match, Cinder & Spark: Volume II – MORE! is now available for your e-reader!

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Match, Cinder & Spark: Volume II – MORE! is now available for your e-reader!

You can order your copy here:

 

 

Exciting News! Match, Cinder & Spark – Volume II: MORE! is available NOW!!!

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Match, Cinder & Spark – Volume II: MORE! is available now.  You can find it in hard-copy here:

http://www.lulu.com/shop/h-h/match-cinder-spark-volume-ii-more/paperback/product-23067871.html

Artwork by: Sir Render

Be the first to review the book.

E-book will be out soon.

Happy Belated Valentine’s Day!!!!

hotwife

Lola wants more

Top 100 Sex Bloggers 2015

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Yay!  The indefatigable Molly, of mollysdailykiss.com has taken the time to take over where Rory of betweenmysheets.com left off and personally slogged through literally hundreds of sex blogs (a difficult job that someone has to do – and I’m sure you people reading this do it daily!) in order to produce the “Top 100 Sex Bloggers of 2015” post.

Guess what?!  Not only are some of our best blogging friends up on the list, we are too!  This isn’t the Academy Awards, and we do have more than 45 seconds to thank people, but we’d like to thank you, the readers, the ones who voted for us, our fellow bloggers (you’re all awesome!), and Molly – a person who has helped so many in this slit of the bloggosphere in so many ways!   Thank you all!

Now, we return you to your regularly scheduled porn.

Images of people reading the blog:

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I get off to mysexlifewithlola campaign

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We were so flattered that Emma McGowan of Bustle.com told the world that mysexlifewithlola.com is one of the best erotica sites on the net that we thought you too might want to tell us what makes you hard/wet.  Here’s your chance.

 

emma mcgowen This woman (Emma McGowan) gets off to mysexlifewithlola.com

 

 

 

What do you get off to?

Do you get off to mysexlifewithlola.com ?

Tell us – either here, or send us an e-mail: downloladown@gmail.com

Feel free to include a pic of you wish and let us know if you wish us to post it.

 

Thanks so much!

 

Lo & HH

 

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(really us)

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(not really us, but a lot like us)

 

Bad Girl Bloggers Award

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In the spirit of recreating the blogging community we had back in 2011-2012, we’d like to reintroduce the pay-it-forward format for the “Bad Girl Bloggers Award.”

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Below you will find 25 of the hottest female bloggers (that I know of) who are the initial recipients of this prestigious award.  They are the Best Bad Girls I know of on the net.

RULES: If you are a recipient, please choose 3-5 female bloggers who write about sex (or post sexy pics of them selves, or both) that you admire and award them by passing on the award photo above and the rules.  Also, give a brief explanations of why you love those bloggers so much.  Be sure to notify your favorite bloggers that they got the award!

Thank you and congratulations!  ~ HH & Lola

 

Cara Thereon – http://closed2.wordpress.com – I LOVE Cara’s poetry and her honest periodic updates about her life and state of mind.

 

Same Sassy Girl – http://samesassygirl.blogspot.com – Sassy is in an open marriage and blogs about her various gentleman callers.

 

The Cammy Sisters – http://cammiesonthefloor.com – Two horny sisters who love to write about their various interests.

 

Mistress – http://confessionsofyourhusbandsmistress.wordpress.com – This blog is exactly what it’s title says it is.

 

Vixen – http://vixenincognola.wordpress.com – A sexy woman on a journey to “owning her freak.”

 

The Happy Hotwife – http://thehappyhotwife.blogspot.com – Another perfectly titled blog.

 

Polychick – http://seattlepolychick.com – Exploring the life of a polyamorous woman in Seattle.

 

Tis – http://tispersonal.wordpress.com – A romantic, personal blog with the occasional sexy snap-shot.

 

Penny – http://pennysdirtythoughts.com – A lot of educational sex-toy reviews with a smattering of Penny’s life stories and very artistic erotic photography.

 

Vanillamom – http://vanillamom.wordpress.com – Anything BUT vanilla!

 

Caitlyn – http://lovesexandmarriage.wordpress.com – A long and dear friend who is a great writer and an honest voice.

 

Kat – http://prowlingwithkat.com – A married woman on the prowl.

 

Molly – http://mollysdailykiss.com – If you don’t know Molly, then you really are new around here.  Check her out!

 

Kayla – http://kaylalords.com – The BEST BDSM haiku you’ll ever read!

 

Marian Green – http://creativenoodling.wordpress.com – An incurable romantic, and thank goodness she is!

 

Hy – http://adissolutelifemeans.com – Hy is a complex blogger with complex relationships and a wildly popular BOOBDAY!

 

Scarlett – http://atrueunfolding.com – Some of the most introspective and beautiful writing – about sex and everything else – on the net.

 

Fatal – http://yougotomyhead.wordpress.com – Entering her site is the closest to entering her mind.  Her writing reminds me of the movie “The Cell” – a wordscape of images and emotions that is very powerful.

 

Alice – http://pivoine68.wordpress.com/ – One very beautiful and sexy poet!

 

Greek Girl – http://hornygeekgirl.wordpress.com – Her About pages says “Adventures in Sex” and that about says it all!

 

All the folks at the Outdoor Co-ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society – http://coedtoplesspulpfiction.wordpress.com – A brave band of women in NYC who bare their badges of honor on their chests in public and bare it all at the spas and rooftop decks and then post about it on their blog.

 

NSTHW – http://notsotypicalhousewife.wordpress.com – A housewife who loves sex and loves writing about it.

 

Emma – http://www.dirtylittlewhispers.com – Incredibly erotic photography, writing, and frequent sextoy reviews.

 

Ella – http://ellacydawson.wordpress.com – A writer and reviewer who is on the fast track to literary fame.

 

Vic – http://sexualdestinies.blogspot.com – A hotwife who has a libido to rival Lo’s.