The Newest Inductees to The Match Book Club – Two MILFS and a Daughter

We have a very special treat for all of you today. Not one, not two, but three inductees to The Match Book Club.

First, we have Lisa-Anne. A beautiful MILF, twice divorced with two kids. A son in his twenties and a daughter who is a preteen. Lisa-Anne just loves to be admired and complimented. She also loves a good, smutty read. You can find more of Lisa-Anne HERE.

Lisa-Anne gets her reading materials ready

The beautiful Lisa-Anne

Lisa-Anne getting off after reading Match, Cinder & Spark

Lisa-Anne loves Lo

Lisa-Anne quick selfie

Lovely Lisa-Anne and Match, Cinder & Spark

A double or triple feature: We have the lovely, 51 year old MILF, who goes by Tinkergirlmilf, and her 21 year old daughter, Bunny. The two of them play together. Bunny is in college and apparently loves to read mommy’s dirty books – together with mommy! Mommy is dedicated to her daughter, so much so that she made a loyalfans and onlyfans account in order to raise money to pay her daughter’s tuition. Bunny doesn’t think that mom should shoulder all that on her own and so, to help raise funds for her education, Bunny joins in on occasion. You can imagine how the tuition dollars go up when she does! Don’t you want to cumtribute to their joint account?

TinkergirlMILF and her daughter Bunny read Match, Cinder & Spark together

Mom & Daughter together reading Match, Cinder & Spark

Daughter Bunny stole Mom’s Match, Cinder & Spark

Hey Bunny, some help please!

Mom and Daughter show their love for each other after reading Match, Cinder & Spark

“Bunny, do you like my shaved pussy and thong?”

 

Mother’s Day gift from Bunny

“Daughter, will you tell me if my princess plug is all the way in?”

 

Homecumming

Lola’s Lessons

 

ʼTwas the night before Thanksgiving and all through the town the kids had returned from colleges to make the rounds.  The bars were full with revelers, so gay.  They sparkled, they glittered, they twinkled and they wanted to get laid.

Lola was decked out in sequins and lace.  Her hair was done up, her lipstick applied.  She wanted to fuck all of the pretty girls and guys.  I accompanied her to the local bar and watched her seduce and charm.  The guys bought her drinks as she touched their arms.  The women gave her the side-eye and raised the alarm.  This little tart was hitting on that one’s man.  The dirty slut, they thought, she has them drooling as if she were a honey baked ham!

Within an hour she had her prey.  She hopped in his car and he sped her away.

At his house, they had to tip-toe past the parents’ room.  It wasn’t like the dorms where all the coeds are up all night fucking till dawn.

He got her naked and into his bed.  It didn’t take much since she was eager to get on her knees and give head.

He put his hands through her hair and asked if she likes it rough.

“Shut the fuck up and give me all you got.”

He grinned like the Grinch and took out the cuffs.  He locked her to the bed and commenced ramming her muff.

“Is that your best?” she complained as she felt his sack sway into her clit.

He kicked it up a gear and grabbed her by her tits.

“Pull them,” she said.  And he did.

“Smack them,” she cried.  And he did.

“Stuff me with that cock,” she instructed over her shoulder.

He filled her cunt from base to tip.  He pulled out and began to dip in her rear.  When she didn’t complain, he did it again.  Deeper he delved in her bum fast, hard, and he filled her full of cum.

“Free me,” she begged and he did.  She turned and licked his dipstick clean.

“Freaky night, holy whore!” he said, amazed at the sight.

“You ain’t seen nothing yet,” she replied.

Lying on her back, he pulled her nipples and squeezed them tight.

“Perky,” he said.  Then, stretching them down to her navel, “Floppy.  Fat,” he added, slapping her belly.

“Whatever you want, you can do it to me.  I’m a demon of the night and I like to please.  Call me names, degrade and debase.  I like to tease.  I’m like Mary Magdalane – the holy profaned.”

He shook her like jelly and said, “I wish I could, but I’m spent.”

“Then get on your knees,” she said as she spread her legs over the edge of the bed, “and feast!”

He ate her giblets and drank her juices.  She was sweet white meat and he helped himself to seconds and thirds.

“Now my ass,” she said, turning over and spreading her cheeks.

She began to scream into the pillow, lest she be heard, but it was too late – a knock at the door and suddenly the boy’s mom was there meeting her son’s date.

“What’s all this noise?” she said, before gasping in shock.

He pulled his mouth back from Lola’s ass and stood up, displaying his cock.

“I’m calling your father,” said the mom in awe.

“Good,” said Lo, “because your boy went soft and I’ve got to cum at least once more.”

The dad arrived, groggy and half-dressed.  He stood in the door and saw his son needed a rest.

“I’m tapped out,” said the boy, yielding to his elder’s prominence.

“Go back to bed,” said the dad to his wife, “I’ll handle this.”

Lola’s pussy exposed, dripped and gaped.

The dad got behind and whipped out his cock, ramming it home, causing the bed to rock.

His wife watched and lusted for the same.  She removed her gown and got in the game.

All the commotion woke their daughter.  She watched in awe as her father filled her mother.

Old then young; young then old.  All as little sis with her locks of gold stood by and demanded to be told who this slut was, so bold.

“That’s Lola,” said her bro, “she’s insatiable!”

“We’ll see about that,” said the girl, removing her panties and shirt, exposing her neatly cropped blond bush and her boy-like breasts.

The whole happy fam was stuffing Lola’s holes, tenderizing her meat, basted by her flow.

Dad nestled his sugar-plumb in her bum without care.

Mom threw open her shutters and sash,

Fisting herself with the hope that her husband would soon be there.

Sis pulled at her tiny tits and spread her legs, lusting for Lola to lick her ass.

Lo’s tongue was quick and with a flick

Got the girl to cum as Lo came on dad’s dick.

Down the chimney he slipped his prick

As he looked at his daughter’s pretty nips that, like candy cherries, he bit.

Here I shall bring to a close these lines of doggerel,

With Lo on her knees taking it doggy-style.

The boy she picked up, sitting nearby,

His soft snood in his fist

As his sister spreads her golden fleece

For Lo to please.

Mom received a little kiss from all three.

ʼTwas a Thanksgiving for which all were grateful

That Lola came and ʼtwas Lola who came most of all!

Lola Cum-Covered

Masochistic Masturbatory Melee

At the party

Masochistic Masturbatory Melee – Off the Record with ‘S’ Continued

Lola had to take a break and pull out her Magic Wand after the last segment of the interview was over.  Something about it got her engine revving and that, in turn, meant that Mr. Hitachi’s engine was also buzzing away.  I found her there, in the bed, naked, her computer to one side, her legs up in the air, bent at the knees, her right hand holding the giant white instrument between her legs.  But, unlike her usual use of the upside-down white ice cream cone, where she just applies it to her sopping pussy, this time she was using it like a cudgel.  She was violently pounding the bulbous head of the thing against her pussy as if hammering a nail home.  It was vibrating, but, so it seemed to me, her sexual stimulation was from the repeated strikes of force.  I feared she was going to bruise her lovely, delicate labia.  Instead of bright pink, they’d be violet and mauve!  I stood in awe of this masochistic masturbatory melee until, as if breaking down the wall of a dike, she suddenly sprung a huge leak and she pressed the spherical bulb of the vibrator against her gushing pussy as if to stop the broken dam.  But her blocking the source of the river only caused it to flood more until she finally ran out of energy and the mysterious fountain of youth went temporarily dry.

She was panting in bed and I slowly slid in next to her.

“What was that?” I asked in a whisper.

“What was what?” she asked, her pupils still dilated.

“The new pounding technique with your slick sledgehammer there.”

“Punishment.”

“Punishment?  For what?”

“For liking what I shouldn’t.”

It was then that she passed me her computer to read the “off the record” part of the interview.

“I don’t think we can post this,” I said.

“No, we can’t.  It’s off the record,” she said, as she slowly returned to the land of the living.

“I meant, it’s – well, it’s. . .”  I was searching for the words.

“A touchy subject?” Lo suggested.

“To say the least.”

“You should hear what else she told me.”

“I’ve got time.”

It was Saturday and I was still in my pajamas.  Lo turned toward me, her breasts seeming to demand my attention.

“Well,” she began, “I couldn’t transcribe the story fast enough.”

“Because you were typing with one hand?”

“Daddy.  Please.”

“So, I’m right.”

“Do you want to hear her story or not?”

“You have me – a captive audience.”

She grabbed me by the balls and said, “Very captive.”

“Stroke my cock as you tell me the story and I’ll be completely captivated.”

She complied.

Here’s the gist of the story.

The events of the ‘boys being boys in the basement’ had happened toward the end of the school year.  Then it was summer vacation and S has an inground pool that kids who are too old for high school but too young (and rich) for a summer job congregate to on hot days.  The added benefit of seeing S suntanning by the pool was certainly an incentive for those young, horny boys to flock to her house and do belly flops and cannon balls into the cool, blue pool in a pathetic, but cute attempt to get her attention.

Though the boys came by regularly and there were a lot of scenes which S could describe for your lurid and prurient entertainment, three days of the summer stand out as extra perverse.

The first was Memorial Day.  S and her husband, let’s call him Dale, threw a party for their friends, neighbors, and their son’s friends, as well as the kids’ parents.  Dale was very excited to man the grill on the backyard patio while his guests enjoy the pool and other amenities.  S and Dale live in the southern U.S. and, though Memorial Day is in May, it is warm enough to want to swim in their part of the country by the end of April.

The party started off fine with some of the friends and neighbors arriving in small groups of twos and fours.  A couple of S’s son’s friends arrived and they were the first in the pool.  S, herself, was wearing a white t-shirt (no bra, no bikini top under it) and her Daisy-Dukes jeans shorts as she flitted from one small group of their guests to another.  Her rather provocative sartorial choices were not so provocative among this crowd of church-going, boob-job revealing, shorts and cowboy boots wearing MILFs in their thirties and early forties.  In fact, it was more of the rule than the exception.  The only difference was, S had been in porn posted on the internet and her son’s friends knew that, though the parents supposedly didn’t.

Dale was wearing his cargo shorts and a button-down, patterned, short-sleeve shirt and flip-flops.  He was prepping the steaks, burgers, dogs, and the marinated vegetables he was going to fire up on his enormous Weber grill.  He had a wide grin on his face, flashing those large white teeth of his, as he carried his cold beer from place-to-place, greeting his guests in between taking the food out to the chef’s station on the patio.

All was going well until S went inside to use the master bath to pee and caught one of the boys rummaging through her panty drawer in the bedroom.

“Now, what are you doing in there?” she asked, without judgment and with a little amusement in her voice.

The poor kid turned around and a more guilty face had never been seen.  His entire complexion was scarlet and he was near trembling, even as his right hand grasped tightly a red lace thong.

“I, I, I – I,” he stammered, not saying anything more.

“Were you looking through my panties?”

“Yes, yes ma’am,” he managed to say through his dry mouth.

“You like my panties?”

Again, he was only able to answer monosyllabically, “Yes.”

S shut the door and said, “Well, now.  If you don’t want to get into trouble for stealing my undergarments, take down that bathing suit and put on those panties you’re holding and then put your bathing suit back on.  You may have them, but that’s the only way to get them out of here.”

The boy’s complexion deepened from scarlet to near purple.  But he didn’t say anything in response.  He just slowly removed his boxer bathing suit, exposing his small, but rigid penis to S, who looked on in a supervisory sort of way, and then he slid the red lace thong up and over his hard penis.

“Now,” said S, “how’s that?”

The boy just looked down in silence.

“They look a little big on you, but then again, you’re small,” she said.  She reached forward, pulled the elastic band of the panties with her left hand, put her right hand down and fondled the boy’s parts to get them even more riled up.

“Maybe,” she said, looking at him, “we should put one of my dresses over you and send you back out to the party like that.”

He looked positively petrified that she was in earnest.

“Oh, I’m just kidding with you,” she finally said, laughing.  “You can’t wear that.  You have to grow up some more to fit into my panties.  Take them off and put your bathing suit back on and get going.”

The poor punished thief did as she said and he skedaddled right out of the bedroom to be back with his friends, including S’s son.

S laughed about it to herself.

Much later in the day, after the guests had eaten, drank a lot of beer and other, stronger beverages, swam, and drank some more – all under the hot sun of the clear sky – S changed into her bikini and got in the pool.  Her bikini was skimpier than the other MILFs’ swimwear at the  party.  It was two small white triangles on top, barely covering her areolae and transparent when wet, and a similarly small white triangle, pointing in the opposite direction down below, held in place by strings no thicker than shoelaces.

The boys’ jaws dropped when they saw her.  She smiled at them and slowly descended into the pool.  She swam exactly one lap and then emerged out of the pool like Venus emerging from the sea.  All three tiny white triangles were transparent.  Her nipples were clearly visible under the thin fabric and her shaved slit could be seen through the lower triangle, dividing it into two equal triangles.

She ignored the stares of the boys and their parents and walked over to bar and grabbed herself another drink.

A while later she noticed that none of the boys were outside.  She figured they had gone inside and were playing video games in the basement again.  She was worried they’d sit on the leather couches with their wet bathing suits.  She went inside and down to the game room.  No one was there.

She was surprised.  Where could a gaggle of teenage boys disappear to?

She went back out to the party.  She looked around.  She walked out front.  She could hear the boys’ voices.  She looked in the two-car garage window and saw them.  They had stolen a bottle of whiskey or brandy or something and were daring each other to take a swig.  In between dares, they were talking.

“Did you see Mrs. P–?” said one of the boys.

“Damn, she’s hot!  Hotter in person than on the videos.”

“Hey, that’s my mom you’re talking about!”
The boys ignored him.

“All dripping wet.”

“And that bikini!”

“You could see every-thing.”  He pronounced the word slowly, emphasizing each syllable.

“And I liked what I saw!”

“You did, did you?” said S as she walked around the corner of the garage and caught them red-handed and full of braggadocio.  Suddenly, they weren’t so bold anymore.  In fact, they were quite craven.

“Mrs. P–!” said one of them, as another tried to hide the bottle.

“I saw what you did,” she said.

Guilty faces all around.  So guilty, in fact, S wondered if maybe they did more than just steal a bottle of booze.

“Give it here,” she said to them, stretching out her arm.

Her son placed the bottle in her palm.

“Fuck!  Really?!  The Johnnie Walker Blue Label?  You couldn’t just take the Wild Turkey?

“Sorry,” said one of the boys, shame faced.

“Sorry?!  That’s not gonna cut it.  Turn around, all of you,” she said commandingly, as she walked to the big blue plastic bucket in which they kept their game stuff.  She pulled out a Ping-Pong paddle.  “Pull your bathing suits down,” she said.

“What?!” asked one of the boys, turning to look at her.

“Turn around, pull your suits down, and bend over.  Now!”

She sounded mean, like a drill sergeant, but she was laughing to herself.

The boys complied.

She first looked at all their cute little butt-cheeks lined up in a row.  Then she started paddling from the left to the right.  It was only one paddle each, but it was a hard, firm whap!  Each one let out a little cry as their turn was up.  Then she said, “Now, turn around.”

One of the boys began to pull up his suit.

“Did I say to do that?  Keep your trunks down around your knees.”

They obediently complied and turned around awkwardly.  Some of them were soft, others hard.  She looked them over.

“I should call your mothers in here and tell them what you were up to – that I caught you having a circle jerk.  How would you like that?”

“No ma’am,” said one of the boys, almost in tears.

“Don’t worry.  I won’t do that.  But don’t let me catch you drinking again!  There will be no underage drinking under my roof!”

She turned and began to leave.  She stopped at the threshold to the garage, put her right arm up on the side of the entrance, lifted her right leg, and looked back over her shoulder at the boys, all of whom were staring at her ass in the itsy-bitsy, tiny white thong.

“If you’re good, when we have our annual Fourth of July party, maybe you’ll get something special that will make your bottle rockets pop.”  Then she walked away.

Three white triangles

[To Be Continued]

 

Off the Record with ‘S’

A while ago, Lola conducted an interview with a hotwife, MILF, amateur porn-star named ‘S’ (you can probably figure out who she is). During the interview, S’s story took an interesting turn that was, then, off the record. Since then S has given up the porn production (because certain family members found out and pressured her and her husband to stop) and so now we bring you the part we had to leave out then, but we won’t be saying who exactly this is for, well, obvious reasons.

Artist’s rendering of the story

Lola to ‘S’: “Your son’s friends don’t know about your porn?”

‘S’ replied, “I didn’t say that.  Is this off the record?”

“If you want it to be.”

“Please.”

“OK.”

“Like I said, one of our friends found out about the homemade porn we were making and posting.  They thought it would be. . . I don’t know what. . . funny to tell our other friends.”

“That sucks.”

“Yeah.  So we had to tell our sons. They would find out from someone sooner or later and it was better to be from us than from one of their friends at school.”

“Of course.”

“So we told them.  The oldest didn’t want to know anything more.  He’s out of the house and was like, ‘Whatever Mom.’  But our younger son.  He had just started high school, so it could have been devastating for him.”

“Of course!”

“To our surprise, he had so many questions!”

“Like what?”

“Why?  Who?  How often?”

“Did you tell him?”

“Yes.  Of course.  We wanted to be honest.”

“How did he handle it?”
“He eventually accepted it – all of it.”

“That’s amazing!”

“Well, he’s pretty mature for his age.”

“I’d say.”

“But his friends eventually found out.”

“News of a mom making homemade porn spreads faster than news of a mom making homemade cookies, I guess.”

“Especially among young boys with raging hormones, just emerging out of a pandemic lockdown.”

“I can only imagine,” said Lo, dreamily.

“And they started jacking off to my films.”

“How’d you find out about that?”

“That’s an interesting story.”

“Do tell!”

“Well, one day his friends came over after school.”

“OK.”
“And they were playing video games and drinking soda and, you know, usual stuff.”

“Yeah.”

“But then I popped into the basement – that’s where they had the game console set up.”

“I can picture it.”

“I offered them some chips and other snacks or drinks, but they all just looked at me like I had three heads – or three tits!”

“That clued you in.”

“Yeah.”

“Then what?”

“I found out that after I had left the room, one of them said, ‘Can we turn off the game and watch your mom on Pornhub?’  My son was like, ‘No!  Absolutely not!’  But his friends overruled him and they turned it on.  The one who had asked to watch it knew exactly how to find it.  ‘That’s your mom?!’ the others asked.  They couldn’t believe it!”

“I bet.”

“They asked my son if I would come downstairs again.  He called me and I walked downstairs with more snacks for them.  They had turned the video game back on and pretended like they weren’t just watching porn of me.  I happened to be tanning outside when he called and so they saw my tattoos and knew right away that it was really me and not just a look-alike.  One of them was bold enough to say, ‘Mrs. P–, what’s it like to make those videos?’  I was taken aback and I said, ‘What are you talking about?’  He said, with a smirk, ‘You know.  We were just watching it.’  They turned it back on to show me.  It was a vid of me with two other men.”

“That’s mortifying!”

“Well, I had to accept it, right?”

“I guess.”

“It was my choice, after all.  Mine and my husband’s.”

“What happened next?”

“I said, ‘It’s just for fun,’ like I didn’t care what they did.  As if I was talking about gardening as a hobby or something.”

“And?”

“Well, they clamored, ‘Will you have fun with us?’”

“Bold!”

“Yes.  But they were at an age that they’d say anything that popped into their heads.”

“What did you say?”

“I thought I’d challenge them.  A game of chicken that I thought I’d win.  I said, ‘Pull down your pants and find out.’”

“Also bold!  What did they do?”

“To my shock and surprise, they did!  I was faced with five pubescent penises standing at attention as I stood in my skimpy bikini holding a bowl of chips!”

“What about your son?”
“He was there.  He watched.  He didn’t take down his pants.  His face blushed.”

“And?”

“I said, ‘You all jack off, right?’  They nodded.  I pulled my bikini bottom up tight so that my labia were flapping down over the taught string and said, ‘Well, tonight you can masturbate to the thought of this.’”

“That’s amazing!  Did they pull up their pants with a smile on their faces?”

“No.  The same boy who asked me about the porn, said, ‘I want you now!’”

“And?”

“Well, I can’t lie, I was intrigued to see how these kids could do.”

“No!”

“He started jacking off right there, in front of me and in front of his friends.”

“What did you do?”

“I watched.”

“Just watched?”

“Well, I’ll admit, I got wet.  I could feel my juices dripping down my inner thighs.”

“And?”

“He stared at my pussy lips as they enveloped the G-string and stroked so hard until he came.  He came so much and so powerfully and so far!!!!  It landed on my bare feet!”

“What happened next?”

“I said, ‘Feel better?’  He could hardly speak, but he nodded ‘Yes.’  I said, ‘Good.  Now the rest of you can go home and do the same, but this is our little secret, ok?’  No one said anything.  I added, ‘If you ever want something like this to happen again, you’ll agree, this is our little secret.  OK?’  They all agreed.”

“And what did you do?”

“I turned around slowly, so they could get a good glimpse of my ass, and went upstairs.  I went to my bedroom, got on the bed, pulled out my dildo, and went to town on my holes thinking about all those little eager cocks standing at attention for my pussy.  I thought about them all watching porn of me getting fucked and masturbating to me and I came so hard that I had to change all the bedding!”

“Did you tell your husband?”

“Not right away.”

To be continued…

Summertime: Dogs, Wieners, and Buns

 

Woof!

“Hello?” Lo said, answering her phone after looking at it with a quizzical look.  She didn’t recognize the number.

“Oh, Hi Scarlett!” said Lo into her phone, smiling and twirling her hair.

The rest is the one sided phone call I eavesdropped.

“No, that’s fine.”

“Really?”

“Oh, yes.  Completely.”

“Got it.  Yes.  I will.”

“Thank you.  See you then!”

Lo hung up the phone and I could see that she was twitterpated.

“What was that all about?” I asked, a tad disturbed to see her so visibly affected by someone else’s voice.

“That was my editor.”

“Editor?”

“You know, for Collin’s project.”
“Which project is that?  He has so many, I get confused.”

The Masturbatorium Museums.”

“Oh right.  The Wank-a-Way.”

She laughed.  “It’s not a Wank-a-Way.  It’s going to be a respectable museum.”

“Where men can go to wank off or be wanked off by a certified technician.”

“Well, yeah.  Like that, but. . .”

“But Collin has a way of making it sound more sophisticated.”

“Yes.”

“You best not be caught in there – I have a feeling he’ll get busted for prostitution within days!”

“It’s not prostitution.”

“I know, I know,” I said, repeating her oft invoked claim that “It’s a sperm donation site with fine art and technical assistants on hand for, well, to lend a hand.”

“That’s better.”
“Anyhow, what did your editor want?”

“I gave her a few binders full of women last week. . .”

“There’s got to be a better way of saying that,” I interrupted.

“And she said she wants to do a room that is just about summertime.”

“OK,” I said.

“So, she wants me to come over today and show her what I have in order to examine the possibilities.”

“Is that how she phrased it?”

“Yeah, almost word-for-word.  You know I have a quasi-photographic memory.”
“For certain things,” I said.  She knew what I meant because I knew that she meant she can remember just about every image of porn she’s ever cum to and every word her lovers have spoken in the heat of passion.  It’s really an uncanny skill.

“Why?”

“It sounds like she has ulterior motives.”

“I sure hope so.  She is hot!”

“I’m so glad for you,” I said and I couldn’t help sounding bitter.

“Oh,” she immediately chimed in, “are you jealous?  Jealous of my editor?”  She was rubbing the back of my head and looking concerned, but her tone was one of teasing.

“No, I’m not jealous.”

“Good,” she said, just as quickly stopping her caresses and ending her concerned tone, “because I have to get ready.”

“Get ready?  Ready for what?”

“To meet her, silly.  What should I wear?”

“Today?  Sunday?  She ‘s working?  You’re going to meet her?”

I followed her from the living room to the bedroom.  She was already going through her panty drawer.  It is extensive.

“Which ones should I wear?  Or maybe none at all?  No.  That would look too desperate.  Or slutty?  It might look slutty.  And she might like that.  But what if it just looks like I want to fuck her?  But I do want to fuck her.”

“Lola,” I interrupted her dialogue with herself, “are you telling me you’re going over there today?”

“Yes, of course today,” she said as she slipped into her pink lace thong.

“But weren’t we going to. . .”

“I’m sorry, I have to cancel.”

“Because your pussy is aching to kiss her pussy?”

“That’s a crude way of saying it,” she said.  “But I like it and it is accurate.”

I sat down on the bed, dejected.

She noticed.

“Aw,” she said, “I’m sorry.  I’d let you fuck me but I don’t want to be stretched out for her, nor do I want to be filled up with cum.  I don’t know her that well yet.  She might not like it.”

I wasn’t talking.  I just watched her get dressed.

“I’m sorry,” she said again.  “I’ll tell you all about it when I get back.”

She was applying her makeup.  She leaned over her bureau and looked carefully at her eyes as she penciled on the eyeliner.  Her ass was protruding outward from under her short black skirt and her breasts were exposed on the bottom from under her pink cutoff top, no bra.

After she finished her mascara, she turned and asked me, “Do I look too slutty?”
“Too slutty for what?”

“You know, too slutty.”

“Darling,” I said to her, condescendingly, “can a person be too rich, too healthy, too good?  No.  Of course not.  And similarly, Lola Down can never be too slutty.”

“Oh,” she said, “you’re no help.  I should have known better than to ask a perv like you if I’m too slutty.”  As she said this, she slipped out of the pink lace thong she had just put on and she held it to her nose and sniffed.

“What?” I inquired.

“Wet already.  Ah well, I’ll just throw them in here in case.”  And she stuffed the panties in her little bag.

She put on her strappy black leather heels and then gathered up some more binders.  She piled them about five high in a stack.

“Summertime, eh?” I asked, fingering the binders.

“Yeah, you know: dogs, wieners, and buns.”

“Are you listing three foods or naming what you like to fuck you, what you like to put in your mouth, and what you like to see on the beach?”

“I don’t have to be subjected to such ridicule,” she said, haughtily as she picked up her binders.

“Well, tell Scarlett I say hello.”

“I most certainly will not!”

“Then be sure to. . .”

She didn’t let me finish.  She was out the door and hopping in her car.  She gave a “toot toot” from the street and waived with her fingers at me as she drove away.

She was driving to Scarlett’s house, not the office, since it was Sunday.

Lo arrived at Scarlett’s suburban house.  It was quaint.  Built in the fifties, it retained the façade of clean, wholesome, country living.  As Lo pondered it, sitting in the driveway looking at the white house with red shutters, she thought that it was the sort of house you might see in Home & Garden.  All the flowers were in bloom.  Everything was perfectly placed to look just a little out of sorts, but by design rather than by chance.

Lo grabbed her binders and strutted to the front door.  She rang the bell.  Through an intercom, she heard Scarlett say, “Just come in.  It’s open.”

Lo opened the front door that was, indeed, left ajar.  She stepped into the entrance way and heard Scarlett’s voice ring out, “In here!”

Lo followed the sound of the sing-song voice to the kitchen where she found Scarlett sitting at a portable desk in her kitchen.  Lo looked around and marveled at the incongruity between Scarlett’s sexy red lips, her disheveled hair that Lo just wanted to grab as she forced her to face fuck Lo’s clit, Scarlett’s seductive cleavage revealed by the strategically nonchalant blouse that was unbuttoned just enough, and the kitchen, which could have been right out of her grandparent’s house.

Scarlett was looking down at some notes she had scribbled next to the portfolio Lo had left with her last time.  But what caught Lo’s eye was that Scarlett was drinking from one of the limited edition tea cups made with Lo’s naked hips in full color on it.

“Hi,” said Lo, bashfully.

“What did you bring for me today?” asked Scarlett, getting right down to business.

“Well, you asked for a spread of ‘Summertime,’ right?”

“Yes.”

“Here you go.”

Lo felt oddly like a religious supplicant bringing an offering to her goddess, placing it before her for the goddess to approve or disapprove.

Scarlett looked through the photos.  As she turned the pages, she said, “You took my words literally.”

“What do you mean?”

“Dogs, wieners, and buns.”

Beach Babes

 

Wet and wild Bryana Sparks it up in the pool

Daizha Morgann

Daizha Morgann

Jennifer Battistoni Kincade

Jennifer Battistoni Kincade

Jennifer Battistoni Kincade

All Bodies are Beautiful

Beach Babes

Buns

“Well, I aim to please.  Do you not like them?”

“Oh, I like them a lot.  Especially this one,” she said, pointing to. . .

Just then, startling Lo, a large dog came bursting into the kitchen from the back door.  He was wet and muddy, and he immediately stuck his cold, moist snout up and under Lo’s short skirt and began licking rapidly and with the enthusiasm that only a happy-go-lucky devil-may-care dog can have.

“Woe there!” exclaimed Lo in a high-pitched voice.

“Down Reilly!  Down!”

The dog paid no heed to his mistress.

“Reilly!” commanded Scarlett once more.  He just continued to lick and nudge at Lo’s bottom, pushing her forward into the kitchen island until she had to brace herself with her arms holding onto the granite countertop.  He began to get up on his hind legs.  Scarlett jumped to action and grabbed him by his collar, careful not to let his wet and muddy fur soil her cute dress.  She pulled him down, off of Lo, who spied from the corner of her eye that the friendly furry fiend had a large, pink, wet erection.

“I’m so sorry,” said Scarlett in a rare display of contrition.  “He goes wild for women.”

“Oh,” fluttered Lo, trying to be polite, but displaying her confused emotions in her voice, “it’s ok.”

“It’s just the two of us here.  He’s the man of the house, if you will, and just loves to dominate any woman who walks in the door.”

“So, I’m nothing special.”
“Oh, I wouldn’t say that,” said Scarlett as she led Reilly out the back door and threw a tennis ball for him to fetch, before shutting the door and making sure it was securely shut.  Lo could hear Reilly when he returned scratching at the door and whimpering pathetically to be let back in.  “He shows unusual exuberance for you.  He must detect something very special about you.”

“His name is Reilly?”
“Yeah,” laughed Scarlett.  “He always reminded me of the actor, John C. Reilly, so I called him Reilly.”

“I can see the resemblance.”

“As a result, I have a mad crush on John C. Reilly,” added Scarlett enigmatically.  Scarlett looked at Lo’s bare legs and her skirt.  “Oh no!  Look at you!  You’re a mess!”

Lo’s legs were splattered in mud and she was dripping from her inner thighs.  Dripping from the wet dog or from the wet pussy?  Not clear.  Probably both.

“It’s nothing,” said Lo politely and demurely.  “I enjoy being a dirty girl.”  Her turn to be enigmatic.

“No, no,” said Scarlett.  “We must clean you up.  Come.”

Scarlett led Lo to the large bathroom on the first floor.  It too was white tile and looked very mid-century.  It had a large, white porcelain, claw-foot tub in it.

“Here,” said Scarlett, “sit.”  She patted the edge of the tub.

Lo removed her strappy heels and swung one leg then the other over the edge of the tub.

“Let me clean you up,” said Scarlett, running the water and testing to see if it was too hot or too cold.  When it got to the temperature she approved of, she wet down a washcloth.  “Here, give me that pretty foot of yours.”

Lo lifted her left leg and allowed Scarlett to hold it with one hand, cupping the ankle with her palm, and ever-so-gently wipe it down with the warm washcloth with the other hand.

Involuntarily, Lo let out a long moan.

She heard herself and caught herself and said, “Sorry. . . it feels so good.”

“No need to be sorry,” said Scarlett, staring deeply into Lo’s eyes a second too long.

She looked back down at Lo’s leg as if embarrassed, and then slowly wiped Lo’s shin, from the knee down.  Then she rinsed out the washcloth and rung it out before daring to start again at the middle of Lo’s thigh.  She ran the wet cloth all the way down, ever-so-slowly, down to Lo’s toes.  Lo bit her lower lip and moaned again.

Rinse, repeat, but this time Scarlett dared to lift Lo’s dress up above her waist.

“No knickers,” observed Scarlett in a non-judgmental, flat tone.

Lo giggled.  “That’s such a funny word – knickers,” said Lo.

“Panties,” corrected Scarlett.

“When I hear the word ‘knickers,’ I think of a sixty-year-old English woman who milks cows.  I certainly don’t think about a pink lace thong.”

“So ‘panties’ is sexy and ‘knickers’ not?” asked Scarlett.

“For me, at least.”

“You know what is most sexy?”

Lo’s and Scarlett’s eyes locked as Scarlett asked this.  Lo could only mouth the word “No.”  The breath was not filling her vocal cords.

“No panties at all.”  Scarlett then pushed Lo’s legs further apart and applied the warm washcloth to Lo’s aching pussy.  “He loves to lick,” said Scarlett absentmindedly.

“Does he?” whispered Lo.

“Oh yes.  Did I mention, it’s just the two of us here.”

“Yes.”

“He’s very good company.”

“I’m sure.”

“Fills up those otherwise empty, lonely nights with all sorts of silly games and furry fun.”

“I can just imagine,” said Lo.

Scarlett’s right hand held Lo’s thigh tightly as her left hand held the washcloth, but Lo now felt a finger graze her labia.

“So,” said Scarlett in a hushed tone, “when another woman comes. . .” she paused dramatically, “he thinks that she just wants to play too.”

Lo now distinctly felt Scarlett’s fingers slide over her pussy.  The washcloth dropped into the tub.

“I love to play. . .” now Lola paused dramatically, “with dogs.”

“Animal lovers are so. . .”

Scarlett leaned over and her lovely, red, lush lips parted.  Lo couldn’t resist.  She leaned in and did what she wanted to do since the moment she laid eyes on Scarlett.  She kissed her passionately.

Scarlett’s left hand no longer played coy.  She slid two fingers up and into Lo’s slit and her right hand slid around Lo’s waist so that, with the pressure between her legs, Scarlett wouldn’t push Lo right off the side of the tub.

When their lips finally parted, Scarlett said, “Turn, so I can wash your right leg.”

Lola obediently followed Scarlett’s instruction and lifted her left leg out of the tub and, with a very unlady-like move, straddled the curved edge of the tub.  The toe of her bare left foot just touching the white tile floor and her right leg steadying her in the tub as her crotch was fully exposed, resting on the white porcelain edge of the tub.

Scarlett didn’t look at Lo’s dark, hairy bush, but instead, rinsed out the washcloth with warm water again and rung it out before leaning over starting again down at Lo’s naked right foot and slowly moving her way up Lo’s calf to her knee to her inner thigh.  Scarlett then said, “Maybe I could clean you better if I hopped in the tub.”

Lo didn’t object.  Rather, her heart skipped a beat when she contemplated that Scarlett would have to get naked to do this task.  But that’s not how it happened.  Scarlett, to Lo’s surprise, climbed into the tub, fully clothed, but for her shoes, which she left on the bathmat.  She then got down on her knees in the little puddle that was on the bottom of the tub.  She ran the warm washcloth up and down Lo’s leg with the care and attention of an art connoisseur delicately dusting a priceless alabaster statue.  Scarlett was staring intensely at Lo’s crotch as she slid the warm, wet washcloth from Lo’s knee to her inner thigh.

Lo’s head dropped back and she was just about to reach out in front of her, grab Scarlett’s head and pull her in for a good smooch of her lower lips when suddenly there was a CRASH!  Both women froze and Scarlett looked up and said, “Reilly!”

Scarlett stood up from the tub and hopped out.  Lo followed.  They went into the living room and saw a lamp shattered on the floor.

“Bloody hell!” said Scarlett.

Poor Reilly was cowering in the corner.

“What happened?”

“Oh, he probably was humping a pillow on the couch – he does that when. . .” she didn’t complete her thought.  “And then the movement caused the lamp to slide off the end table.”

“I thought you put him out?”

“When he’s determined, he finds a way.  He must have used his snout to push the door open.”

Lo recalled how forceful his snout was up and under her skirt.  He nearly pushed her over with it.

Scarlett disappeared for a moment and returned with a dustpan and a hand broom.  She crouched down to clean up the shattered porcelain fragments.  As she did this, Lo sat down on the couch and crossed her legs.  She picked up a book from the coffee table.  It was a large photo book.  On the cover, the words “Irina and Eva: Lust for Innocence and Innocent Lust” were embossed in an Art Neuvo gold across the top and a black-and-white image of a little nude girl wearing a Jazz Era hat, furry white vest (covering her non-existent breasts), and a couple of bracelets stood below.  The lighting of the image of the girl was such that a shadow from the brim of the hat concealed her eyes.  From under the hat, beautiful flowing golden curls unraveled down the girl’s shoulders.  Her face was that of a young girl, but she wore luscious red lipstick on her beautiful full mouth.  But for the items already mentioned, she stood naked with her arms at her side.  The light illuminated her torso, drawing the observer’s eye to the chest and down to her navel.  Below the navel was a pale stripe that indicated the small bathing suit or panties that barely protected her swimsuit zone from tanning.  And within that white stripe was the outline of a smooth, hairless triangle that tapered in darkness between her small legs that were pressed together.  Her body leaned at an angle resembling the Leaning Tower of Pisa, but her head was cocked in the opposite direction.  Her nails were manicured and painted and she gave off the aura of a mature courtesan waiting to be chosen by the young patron of the brothel.

Eva Ionesco

After disposing the remains of the lamp that had broken, Scarlett returned to the living room and sat on the couch, to Lola’s left.

“What’s this?” asked Lo as she leafed through the pages, each of which had a glossy photo of the same young girl who was on the cover.

“Oh, that’s a prized possession of mine.”

Lo had turned to a page that featured the young nude blonde girl in a black-and-white spread that covered both the left and right pages.  She was lying on her tum, her head propped up by her hands, her blonde ringlets crowned by a garland of flowers, and her little legs in black, knee-high stockings and wearing black shoes.  From her knees to her garland, she was naked and the center of the photo was her cute, curved, bare bottom.

Irina Ionesco’s photo of her daughter, Eva Ionesco

Lola’s version

As Scarlett told Lo about the book, her right hand slowly caressed the glossy page.

“It is a book of Irina Ionesco’s photos of her daughter Eva.”

“I’m sorry,” said Lo, “but I don’t know them.”

“It’s a story of love – dark love.  You see, Irina, so the story goes, was conceived by the unholy union of her father and his daughter.  But that’s just the mysterious and unconfirmed backdrop to this story.  Irina became a circus performer and gave birth to her one and only child – Eva in 1965.  She began photographing her when she was four years old, which would be fine, but she treated her just like any of her older nude models.  These were the so-called “Lolita Photos.”  In the seventies – the zeitgeist being what it was – she exhibited her photographs and instantly gained notoriety in the artsy professional photography world.  She continued to photograph her daughter – and even lend her out to be the muse of other photographers as well! – until social services intervened and removed Eva from the artistic exploitation of her obsessed mother.”

Eva Ionesco

Lola’s mouth was gaping as she flipped the glossy pages, gawking at the scandalous photos.

“This,” added Scarlett proudly as she again rubbed the smooth pages with her open palm, “was a limited, private print.”

“Where did you find it?”

“Oh,” said Scarlett as if it was no big deal, “it was a gift of Collin’s.”

“Of course,” said Lola looking at Scarlett knowingly.

“You like what you see?” asked Scarlett.

“It’s terrible,” said Lo enigmatically, as her fingers turned the page to look at another photo.

Eva as a cover girl

“She reminds me of you,” whispered Scarlett as her eyes locked on Lo’s and together they put the book back on the coffee table.  Lola’s and Scarlett’s lips locked again as Scarlett fell back towards the pillow on the couch.  She was now horizontal with Lo on top of her.

Eva, on loan by her mother to the photographer Jacques Bourboulon

Eva in Playboy 1976

They were passionately making out and Lo was running her hand through Scarlett’s hair when suddenly Lo said, “Oh no!”

“What?” asked a concerned Scarlett.

Lo sat up and showed Scarlett her hand.  It was wet.

Scarlett sniffed it and turned around.  Looking at the pillow that was under her, she said, “Reilly!”

“He, he, he came on the pillow!” said a horrified Lo.  “And now it’s all in your hair.”

Scarlett sat up too and the sticky liquid stretched from the pillow in gossamer threads to her hair.

“How did we not see that?” asked Lo.

“I guess we were just focused on other things,” replied Scarlett, trying to prevent the mood from souring and attempting to pull Lo back down onto the couch with her.  Scarlett’s head fell back onto the K9-cum-covered pillow. She reached to pull Lo down with her.  Lo hesitantly fell back into her arms.

Lo was lost in Scarlett’s wet, warm, red, lush lips as they kissed passionately.  Lo’s legs were squeezed together between Scarlett’s which were spread wide to welcome her.  Just as Lo was loosing herself in the lust she felt for this older woman, she suddenly felt that same cool, wet, insistent nudging pressing on her mons pubis from behind.

Lo immediately lifted her head and looked behind her.  There was Reilly all riled up again, nudging his nose up and under Lo’s short skirt.

“He’s relentless,” said Lo.

“He’s horny,” replied Scarlett.

“He just came!” protested Lo.

“Oh, he usually is good for like three or four rounds.”

Indeed, it looked like Reilly was eagerly getting ready to mount Lo as he had mounted the pillow earlier.

“Let’s switch places,” said Scarlett as she nearly wrestled Lo on the couch and forced her into a submissive role under her on the couch.  Scarlett through the soiled pillow on the floor so as not to get Lo’s thick, dark hair all sticky as hers was now.

Lo was flat on her back on the couch and Scarlett was lying on top of her, making out with her as she squirmed out of her pants and “knickers.”

Then Lo could feel the rhythmic thumping happening as well as some painful scratches from sharp nails on her ankles and feet.  Scarlett was moaning.

Lo looked up and over Scarlett’s shoulder.  There was Reilly, mounted on Scarlett’s ass, going to town on her as he had on the pillow only a few minutes earlier.

“Is he in you?” Lo asked.

“Knotted in place, yes.”

Lo squirmed out from under Scarlett.  Scarlett desperately tried to hold her there.

“What?” asked Scarlett.  “Don’t go!  Kiss me.  Fondle me.  Please.”

Lo had already gotten up and was looking down at Scarlett and her pooch.  The latter was rhythmically and forcefully filling and thrusting the former’s wet hole, his front paws on the back of her blouse.  She was rendered immobile by the activity.

“Wait!  Please!” begged Scarlett.

“I think I should go,” said Lo.

“No.  Please.  You can be next.  Promise.”

Lo slipped into her heels and said, “Call me when you have an opening free for me. . . in your schedule,” said Lo.

There was nothing Scarlett could do or say.  She was knotted firmly and was at Reilly’s mercy, if he had any, until he came and his knot became detumescent.

 

“This is my body, given for you.”

“What are those for?”
“These are for later.”

 

Lo is naked in bed.  “Come, Daddy.  Fuck me.”

“No, I’m writing.”

“Oh, please!!!!”

“Later.  Not now.”

“Then be a doll and fetch me a cucumber.”

I get her the vegetable from the kitchen and bring it to her in the bedroom.

“Now give me a condom.”

“Why?”

“You know what sort of stuff they put on this thing?  Insecticides, wax, who knows what!  Put a condom over any phallic-shaped object and you’re good to go.”

“Thanks for the free advice,” I say as I pull a condom out from my nightstand drawer.

“You’re welcome.”

I begin to leave the room.

“You sure you don’t want to get in on this?” she asks as she spreads her legs and puts the cucumber in her hole.”

“I’ll pass on the salad.  I haven’t even had breakfast yet.”

“Well, you’re missing out.  The dressing is homemade.”

I leave the room and return to my computer where I try to continue writing.  My thoughts are disturbed by the moans, groans, and then screams and sighs that I hear my little nymphet producing like a primitive mating call, signaling to all within earshot that she is eager for cock, or pussy, or something.  I believe I read about that as an actual scientific theory in the book Sex at Dawn.  Women are louder than men when it comes to sex because their sounds are an enticement for other men to fuck them, thus increasing the likelihood of fertilization.

Just a fun photo I found featuring Sex at Dawn

That morning I was able to prove the theory true through the scientific method of replication of results.  No sooner had Lola howled to the heavens about how filling and nutritionally valuable her ‘vagetable’ was, than there was a knocking at the door.

Annoyed, I get up from my computer, where I hadn’t been able to write more than a sentence, and I answer the door – Lola’s sex-singing still quite audible in the background.  Standing at the door is a FedEx delivery guy.  He seems to be in his fifties.  Old, tired, rundown.  However, he hears the post-self-coital cooing coming from the bedroom.

“I have a package for delivery.  It needs your signature.”

I look at the package.  I see Lo’s name on it.  “Oh, it’s not for me.  It’s for Lola,” I say, looking up at him.

“Whatever,” he says, shrugging his shoulders.  “I just need a signature.”

I’m feeling particularly wily that morning and so I insist that it be signed by Lola.

“Lo!” I call, “Oh Lo,” I repeat in a sing-song fashion.

“I’m busy!” I hear bellowing down the hall and I also just perceive the sound of her Hitachi Magic Wand buzzing in the background like a distant hedge trimmer.

“There’s a man here to see you,” I say in a loud voice.  I look at the delivery man and give him a knowing wink.

Lo comes stomping down the hallway, barefoot, naked, her inner thighs glistening with the glaze of her last orgasm, her breasts flailing from left to right with each deliberate footfall.

“What?  Who?”

She stands behind me and sees the delivery man.

“Signature, ma’am,” he says, unflustered.

Lo wedges herself in front of me and stands, stark naked in the doorway, grabbing the electronic signature board, scribbling her name and taking the package.

“It’s a big package” she says, not about what is in her hands, but about the delivery man.

“Thank you, ma’am,” he says.

“You need something?” she asks.  “A drink?  You look parched.”

“No ma’am,” he says, so politely, “I must be going.”

“OK, too bad,” she says, licking her lips.

He turns and walks to his truck.

“What is that?” I ask Lo of the package.

“The latest from ErosettiPress.”

“Oh really?!” I say, excited.

“Yep,” she says, tearing open the package.

She pulls out the very handsome hardcover book: The Anthology of Erotic Narrative, Volume I: Fetish.  “Look!  Our story!”  She shows me the chapter, “Crisscross,” which includes a sexy illustration of Lola, on her back, as sushi is displayed upon her for a nyotaimori feast.

“Dante Remy, the editor, had to condense it from the original,” she adds by way of explanation.

“I frequently have that problem – too much length.”

“Not with me you don’t,” she says.  “Oh!  And look!  They even included a little blurb about us!”

She reads from the bio page:

 

H.H. & Lola, based in the US, push the boundaries of conventional relationships, captivating their readers and followers with their unapologetic exploration of desire and the endless possibilities of a love that knows no limits.  Their large erotic cult following includes tribute artwork and photos from readers, often displaying their books in explicit context.  These fan images and art are published along with the stories in their books, and on their active blog and social media presence.  They are at the center of a community of erotic art and expression.  You can engage with them on their blog site mysexlifewithlola.com and their X and Instagram social media.

 

“What do you think?” she asks me.

“You didn’t write that?” I ask her.

“No, silly!”

“Well, I like it.”  I take the book from her hands to read it over once again.  “I especially like the ‘unapologetic’ bit.”

“Yes, that describes you,” she said, not without a hint of irony.

“And the ‘large erotic cult following.’  That’s nice.”

“Yep – and true.”

“He says we are ‘the center of a community of erotic art and expression.’”

“Well, aren’t we?”

“I guess.  I just never thought of us like that.”

“I’ve thought of me like that,” she remarks.

“Of course you have.  Too bad we have since been banned from X and Instagram.  If the Marquis de Sade lived today, he wouldn’t be locked up in the Bastille, he’d be banished from social media!”

“You keep on having grandiose thoughts of you and Sade and the evil electronic geniuses aligned against you, I think I’ll go back to my regularly scheduled programming,” she says, taking the book and walking down the hall.

“Hey,” I call to her.

She stops and turns around.  “Yes?”
“What’s put you in this Saturday morning self-abuse mood?”

“Do I need a reason?”
“No, but you usually have one.”

“If you must know, I’ve been getting a lot of fan mail ever since we posted the interview with Hani Miletski.”

Totally Taboo?”
“Yeah, that one.”

“What sort of fan mail?”

“Why don’t you cum and read it with me?  I mean, wait, reverse that.”

“Very funny.”

I follow her down the hall to the bedroom where she has the cucumber, her Hitachi, and her laptop all spread out over the bed.

She turns the computer screen toward me and shows me an image from a female fan.  It is of a young, mid-thirties woman, in bed, a towel wrapped around her hair as if she had just got out of the shower, with her two children, a girl and a boy, suckling at her breasts.  Above and behind her, on the wall, are mounted two framed paintings from the blog.  One of MILF Meri and her son, the other of Lola as a little girl with her panties over her head, standing naked and defiant.  Both artworks were made by our dear Ukrainian friend Sergii.

Pam at home breastfeeding with art by Sergii above her

“And who is this?” I ask.

“Her name is Pam and she’s a housewife raising twins – a boy and a girl.  She doesn’t believe in setting an age for ending breastfeeding.  She told me she’s inspired by Sophie Rose.”

“Who?”

“Oh, never mind.  It’s a movement to breastfeed kids later into life.”

“That’s a movement?”

“Yeah, but she’s on the fringes of that movement?”

“What’s that mean?”

“She is advocating for breastfeeding-self-care.”

“Now you’ve lost me.”

“She enjoys a wank-spank under the covers while the twins are latched onto her tits.”

“And that’s a movement?!”

“Well, not yet, but she is hoping to make it one.”

“You find all kinds,” I said in astonishment.

“It’s not all that uncommon,” remarked Lo, rather clinical about it.  “Pam discovered, like a lot of women who breastfeed, that it is or can be stimulating.  Sexually stimulating.  She got all tingly between her legs.  One day, at the airport no less, she was breastfeeding and, to her complete and utter surprise. . .”

“You mean udder surprise,” I suggest.

“Just full of wit this morning, aren’t ya, ole man?  She suddenly squirted, right out of the blue, right there in public!  She realized later that it was probably a combination of being sexually frustrated – she was going to see her husband who was stationed across the country for work – and the excitement of having her breasts exposed in public where she was getting a lot of stares.”

“Don’t they have special rooms for that?”

“I don’t know,” says Lo, returning the cucumber to its holster inside her as she places the Hitachi on her clit and looks at the photo again.  “But now she does it all the time.  She says it creates the most intense orgasms and bonding experience she’s ever felt.  Now she’s trying to spread the word.  That’s why she wrote to me.  When she saw the interview with Melitski, she thought that our blog would be a good way to publicize the masturlactation method, as she calls it.”

“A portmanteau of ‘masturbation’ and ‘lactation’ I assume?”

She is too fully engaged in her own masturbation to answer me.

Without looking at me, she simply says, “Suck my tits, Daddy.”

I comply, leaning over to latch onto her left breast while my right hand fondles and pulls on her right nipple.  She instantly climaxes – her clenching pussy shooting the cucumber straight out of her pussy like a torpedo!  That is followed by a tsunami of squirt.

“Holy FUCK!” she says, as she apparently surprised even herself.

“Feel better, Love?” I ask.

She laughs to herself.

“What?” I ask.

“As I was cumming, I had the weirdest thought.”

“What was that?” I ask, realizing that we have been in the realm of weird for quite some time.

“I wondered if all those millions of images of the Madonna and Child – you know, of the Virgin Mary and Jesus as an infant at her breast – I wondered if in all of them, if the Holy Mother is in the state of orgasmic bliss.  Isn’t that weird?  I mean, wouldn’t that be something?”

Mary and Baby Jesus

“Only you could have a theophany to put you over the edge.  Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to write.”

“What are you going to write?” she asks, skimming through images of the Madonna and Child.

“All about you.”

Caravaggio – Madonna and Child with St. Anne

Fan Photo

Totally Taboo: Interview with Hani Miletski

WARNING! THIS POST MAY NOT BE FOR YOU. IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, JUST IGNORE IT.

But, it may also be educational for you.

Statue of “Lola Takes a Lover” surrounded by art of Lola on the Left and Right, and MILF Meri, center.

Totally Taboo

For all you devoted readers of MySexLifeWithLola, you are probably aware that some of our posts are on the more risqué side of sex blogging.  Various of our friends – MILF Meri, Lilly, and even Lo and her sister Robie – engage in sexual practices that are not to everyone’s taste.  We have heard from a lot of you and, for those of you who love these relationships and those of you struggling, we bring you this insightful interview with the pioneer researcher and therapist of some of the most ticklish taboos: bestiality and incest.  Consider this your trigger warning.

Taboos – Popular, Hidden, and Unthinkable – and Interview with Hani Miletski:

In her groundbreaking work on Mother-Son incest, Hani Miletski says about her study that it “provides arguments to support the assumption that the apparent rarity of mother-son incest has more to do with society’s inhibitions and inability to accept the fact that this form of incest exists than with the actual taboo’s strength.  It is as though the taboo is about preventing the belief that mother-son incest exists rather than about preventing it from actually happening.”  Over a hundred years since Freud’s famous “Seduction Theory” shocked the Victorian Age by suggesting that incestuous relationships (mostly involving minors and abuse) happened far more frequently than anyone suspected or was willing to admit, society is still unwilling to admit one form of incest – that involving a desiring mother.

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Mom & Daughter have “the talk.”

Mom & Daughter

In addition to Miletski’s work, there is also the fine scholarship done in 1992 by Beverly Ann Ogilvie who wrote The Experience of Mother-Daughter Incest, and one earlier work, from 1987, by Karen Louise Kenney, who wrote, Maternal Incest: An Annotated Review of the Literature on Mother-Daughter and Mother-Son Incest.

Desiring Moms

Crime & Punishment

Taking the taboos of society one step further, there is the radical study by Miletski, Understanding Bestiality and Zoophilia, in which she engages in primary research with 26 men and 6 women, all of whom engaged in some degree of bestiality and/or zoophilia.  The research was undertaken to understand these people and how they understand themselves.

MILF Meri and son

If you’re interested in this work, then you will want to read this brief interview with Miletski.

  1. You really tackle the most difficult, taboo, and even repressed topics – Mother-Son incest and bestiality. Why? What originally got you interested in these topics?

I like to research topics that I don’t know much about.  It makes any research project much more interesting.

Mother-Son Incest started as my master’s thesis.  I was doing my MSW at Catholic University in DC, and I knew I will be pursuing my certification in sex therapy as soon as I graduate.  So, I wanted my thesis to be about some topic related to sexuality.  But, being at a Catholic university, I couldn’t write about orgasms or erectile dysfunctions, for example, so I chose to write about sexual abuse.  My advisor wanted me to be more specific, so I chose incest.  That was not specific enough for my advisor, so I chose mother-son incest because I had never heard of it at that time, and I was thinking that my thesis will end up being about why mother-son incest never happens, until I started researching it…

Understanding Bestiality and Zoophilia started as my doctorate dissertation.  At that time, I was already working as a sex therapist, and one of my clients was into sex with dogs.  I had already started researching the topic because I didn’t know what to do with her, so when it came time to choose a topic for my dissertation, that was an obvious choice, as there was really nothing out there about people who cannot stop thinking of, and wanting to, and having sex with animals.

Lola and Woman’s Best Friend

  1. What was your approach with that patient who was into sex with dogs then and how would it be different after you did your research?

My approach has not changed.  I believe the most important thing as a therapist is to be non-judgmental, open-minded, empathic, curious, attentive, and supportive.  The answers to any questions/problems come from working together with the client, as a team, as we explore various possibilities until we find the best solution.  In my client’s case, she felt extreme shame about her behavior, and she wanted to stop having sex with dogs, but could not.  I helped her realize and accept that this was a sexual orientation that she, obviously, did not choose for herself.  I helped her realize and accept that she was not doing any harm to the dogs (she only had sex with male dogs – they were penetrating her).  And I helped her learn how to be careful so she doesn’t get caught.

Movie Poster from a mainstream movie about bestiality

  1. You mentioned that you had been turned down by at least ten publishers. Did you find it difficult to get your work peer reviewed and published? What sorts of obstacles did you face? What did publishers or even your colleagues say about your work?

I tried to get the book Understanding Bestiality and Zoophilia published, but no publisher wanted to touch this subject.  They simply told me that this is not a topic they were interested in, so I ended up self-publishing the book and I have not tried to get it published by a publishing house anymore.   This was 22 years ago.

My colleagues were against my writing my dissertation about this topic, let alone publishing it.  They thought it would pigeon-hole me and it would make potential future clients shy away from seeking my help.  I obviously did not listen to them.  There were probably people over the years who did not contact me for this reason, but the people who did always told me that they felt comfortable telling me all their hidden secrets because if I could deal with bestiality, I could probably deal with everything else.

Art by Pulpbrother

  1. In Understanding Bestiality and Zoophilia, you explicitly open up the question as to bestials or zoophiles being a “sexual orientation.” But you don’t ever take that approach with the mother-son study. Do you think that there is a certain contingent of women out there who are only attracted to either their children (sons, daughters), or to young people? In the wake of every sensational news story about women who seduce minors, especially if the perpetrator is attractive, like Debra Lafave, people always ask, “Why would she do that if she could get anyone she wanted because she’s so beautiful/sexy?” But they don’t seem to understand that it’s not merely about getting physical sexual needs met. What do you think?

Debra Lavave and Ex-Husband, Owen Lafave

Debra Lafave

Debra Lafave

Not Debra Lafave, but purported to be.

Tampa, the Novel inspired by Debra Lafave

I believe there are women who are sexually oriented toward minors, just like some men are.  I honestly never thought about a sexual orientation toward one’s own children, but I guess anything is possible.

  1. Have you read the book Tampa? If so, what are your thoughts?

I have not read this book, but just from the write up about it, it looks like a similar story to the Mary Kay Letourneau scandal, in the early 90s.

  1. When you published Mother-Son Incest in 1995, were you aware of or had you read Beverly Ann Ogilvie’s 1992 study, The Experience of Mother-Daughter Incest? If you’re familiar with it, what similarities and differences do you find in the two taboo relationships?

Mom & Daughter Tease

Unfortunately, I have not been aware of this study.  I was aware of Rosencrans’ (1997) study of 93 daughters and nine sons who had been sexually abused by their mothers.  Nine men heard about her study and asked to participate in it.  She ended up adding a chapter in her book (The Last Secret: Daughters Sexually Abused by Mothers) about these nine men.  Although all nine men admitted to having had incestuous relationships with their mothers, 89 percent of the sons (eight men) believed they had a normal childhood, compared to only two percent of the 93 daughters.  All nine men felt they were their mothers’ lovers and did not perceive themselves as victims.

Mom & Daughter

  1. When you did your study on bestials and zoos, you mention a few times about how new the internet is and how new you were to it. Since then, the internet has developed quite a bit. Have you seen what people are posting now depicting bestiality? What are your thoughts?

Knotty Fairy getting off to Lola

Last I checked, it’s all about pornography.  All the online groups/listservs/websites/etc. that used to be around when I was doing my study, they all disappeared.  The ones that came after, came and went.  They always face threats from outsiders and sometimes even from within the community.  It’s a shame.

Fan pic, getting off to Lo

Fan pic, getting off to Lola

Fan Photo Getting off to Lola

Fan Photo, Getting Off to Lo

Fan Photo, Getting off to Lo

Fan Photo, Getting off to Lo

  1. Desiring women have become more prevalent in popular culture, whether we’re talking Frankie Shaw’s character in MILF, Mary-Louise Parker’s character in Weeds, Zooey Deschanel’s character in The New Girl, or Y tu mamá también. All these popular shows include the desirous dimension of women in ways that were taboo not long ago. Do you think that, as a culture, America is ready to explore the famous “dark continent” of women’s sexuality, as Freud called it?

Marie-Louise Parker

Frankie Shaw of SMILF

Frankie Shaw, SMILF scene

SMILF with Frankie Shaw Look Carefully and you’ll see what gets Frankie Shaw off.

Zooey Deschanel

I think this question is too theoretical.  I think the U.S. has come a long way regarding the acceptance of women’s sexuality, but the U.S. is very large, with a huge population, many various cultures, and countless opinions, so I would not attempt to make such a guess.

Art Appreciation 101 – The Minotaur

  1. Both bestiality and mother-son incest are among the more prevalent themes in Greco-Roman mythology. How do you account for that?

Meri and son – very Oedipal

They are among the most taboo in practically every culture.  The more something is taboo, the more curious people are about it.  It’s human nature.  And, by the way, these two themes are also among the most popular pornographic themes and the most visited sites.

  1. One of the most obvious, yet least discussed, images of mother-son incest is in the depiction of Venus and Cupid/Aphrodite and Eros.  They are considered mother and son and often depicted in sexually suggestive poses.  Given that these are the mythical origins of sexual desire, do you think there is something deep in our psyche that ties sexuality with this primary relationship?

There probably is something deep in our psyche that ties sexuality with this primary relationship.  I talk about it in my book.

From the Bible – Lot and His Daughters

Sisters – Lo and Robie

  1. What about mother-daughter incest?  Though you call mother-son incest “the unthinkable broken taboo,” wouldn’t mother-daughter incest, since it is almost never depicted (in myth, legend, art, or psychological studies), be even more “unthinkable” for that very reason?

Very possible.  In my book/thesis I was focusing on mother-son incest, but that does not mean that mother-daughter incest is not, or maybe even more, unthinkable.

MILF Meri

Lola’s Lips are Sealed

 

“Lola,” called her sister as Lo was getting dressed, “no panties today.”  Robie sat in the bed and watch Lo as she was reaching into her underwear draw.  This request, or command, was not unusual for Robie to make.  Lo looked at her sister and then moved on to pulling out socks from her top drawer.  She chose white with a pattern of little pairs of red cherries.  She went to her closet and pulled down a white and green dress.  Her pigtails were already neatly tied with green bow ribbons.

“Come here,” said her sister.

Lo walked to the bed, carrying her clothes for the day.

Robie reached into the nightstand next to her side of the bed.  She pulled out a handful of wooden clothespins.  She kept a drawer full of them to spice up sex with her boyfriends and for personal use.  But this time she told Lo to stand before her.

“Spread your legs.”

Lo spread.

Robie took one clothespin at a time in her right hand.  With her left hand she squeezed Lo’s labia together, making the lips bulge, and then she applied the clothespin to the two tightly pressed lips together.  She did this a total of six times, causing tears to form in Lo’s eyes.  Between Lo’s legs a straight line of wooden clothespins hung down, compressing Lo’s vagina together.  Not that Lo needed this at all, but this was Robie’s punishment for Lo’s indiscretion of yesterday when she unconsciously moved her index finger to her pussy and stroked her smooth slit while the three guys fucking Robie looked on with intense interest.

“You are to wear these all day at school.  Only when you get home will you be allowed to remove them.  No.  You will come to me and beg me to remove them for you.  If they fall off, you replace them.  Immediately!”

“Yes, Robie,” said Lo obediently.  The pain was excruciating, but it did not outstrip the secret enjoyment of pleasing her older sister.

Lo slipped into her dress and walked to the kitchen to eat breakfast.  It hurt to walk.  It hurt to sit.  It hurt to stand up.

The pain between her legs while she rode the bus to school nearly made Lo pass out with every jarring bump.

At school she couldn’t concentrate at all.  Her entire mental focus was directed between her legs.  Occasionally, she dropped her right hand down below the desk and up between her legs and flitted her fingers across the tips of the clothespins, making them jiggle.  She was praying that none of them slipped off in the middle of class.

And then it was gym period.  There was absolutely no way she was going to go into the girls’ locker room, remove her dress and put on her tight, white shorts!  Even if she could do that without everyone seeing her clothespins, there was no way she could easily conceal them under the shorts, let alone play volleyball or badminton or whatever the day’s activities were.

 

She went to the gym teacher and said she wasn’t feeling well.  The gym teacher looked at her askance and sent her to the school nurse.

At the nurse’s office, she entered shyly and explained that she wasn’t up to playing in gym.  The nurse went through a series of questions: Stomachache?  Headache?  Fever?  To all of which, Lo responded, “No,” shaking her head and dangling her pigtails.  The nurse took her temperature.  Normal.  The nurse asked her to have a seat and, when Lo sat extremely gingerly on the hard, plastic chair, the nurse asked if the problem was “down there,” pointing between Lo’s legs.  Lo turned a bright red!

School Nurse

The nurse asked to lift up Lo’s dress.  Lo didn’t know what to say.  She acceded to the request.  When the nurse saw the row of wooden clothespins pinching Lo’s pussy lips together, she gasped in horror!  “What is this?!  Who did this to you?  Why are you wearing these?” she asked in rapid succession as she removed the clips.

“Lola, show me.”

Lo was speechless.  She could not turn in her beloved sister.  So she lied.  She said her mother told her to wear them to school.

“Why ever would she do that?” asked the nurse, alarmed, but trying to sound soothing for Lo.  The nurse reached into her drawer and pulled out some ointment.  She put on her rubber gloves and applied the ointment to Lo’s nether region, gently rubbing the moist, cooling gel into Lo’s labia.  Lo liked the feeling and liked the nurse.

Lo tried to speak, but she couldn’t.  She just shrugged her shoulders and asked the nurse to keep rubbing in the ointment.  “It feels good,” she said, totally unaware of how that sounded to the nurse.

The nurse stopped rubbing and told Lo to pull her dress back down, covering her triangle, as the nurse stepped out.  Of course she called the principal.  The administration of the school alerted the authorities.  The Department of Children and Family Services was called and within days a full-fledged investigation was underway.

For years, Lo though that the reason her older sister was sent off to boarding school in Europe was because her father didn’t like Robie’s “slutty” behavior with the boys.  She believed that Robie had been caught with a boy in the house.  She suspected it might be that they feared for Robie in some way.  But she didn’t know that it was because DCFS had discovered the source of Lo’s torment and the Department threatened to take Robie from the family and put her in foster care or a special psychiatric ward.  There was literally no other place for her to go in America to be outside the reach of the authorities and so her parents, in a last-ditch effort to keep Robie in the family, sent her to boarding school abroad, leaving Lo alone and bereft of her sister until, well, you know the rest.

Lola worships her sister Robie

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