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Smalltown Strumpet – Part IV – Gatekeeper
[Continued from Smalltown Strumpet Part III – Flaming Lips]
In my haste to leave the library the previous day, I had not realized that I accidentally left with my pile of research material a lone copy of Match, Cinder & Spark there among the various historical texts.
And I didn’t realize it until. . . well, let me pick up where I left off.
It was Sunday and it was hot! Hot and humid. There was no air conditioning in this country house and we woke up in sopping sheets. Now, granted, some of that moisture may have been from the ice-play the night before. Some of it may have been from whatever antics Lo got up to while I was sleeping – slapping her pussy, masturbating to who-knows-what, and squirting. I have no recollection of anything since it was a king-size bed and I slept like the dead.
All I know is I woke to a sticky, tropical atmosphere and I did not like it.
Lo was asleep, naked, next to me – her fine, round ass in a revelatory and prominent position.
I made some coffee and wondered what the hell we would do in this oppressive heat.
Lo eventually got up and sauntered through the house naked.
“Daddy,” she complained, “I can’t take anything else off to get cool.”
“You could fill up on ice again,” I joked.
“How can you possibly drink that hot coffee in this?”
“I need something to get me up.”
“Doesn’t this do it for you?” she asked, posing seductively.
“That only gets up one appendage and one appetite.”
“Well, it should stimulate your entire being.”
Suddenly we heard a knock.
“What was that?” I asked.
Lo shrugged her shoulders.
Another knock.
“The door?” I asked out loud, walking over to the rarely used front door. Lo followed, naked, filled with curiosity.
I opened the door a crack. A man in his late twenties or early thirties stood on the front steps.
“Can I help you?” I asked.
I saw his eyes dart over my shoulder and attempt to catch a glimpse of my nymph standing in the living room’s shadows and morning light.
“Hi,” he said genially, “I’m Tom. I live across the way, over yonder.” He pointed with his thumb over his shoulder.
“Yeah?” I asked, a bit defensive.
“Well, it’s a hot day and we have a pool in the backyard. I was just wondering if you wanted to use it.”
“That’s awfully nice of you, Tom,” I began to say, when Lo ran up behind me and, edging her way next to me, exposing her entire self to Tom and the front yard and the street beyond, she interrupted and said, “That sounds great! We’ll be over in about an hour.”
“Sure thing ma’am. Just walk around the side and let yourself in.”
I closed the door and turned to Lo, who had a very contrite look on her face.
“Lola, do you really think that we are going over there?”
“Yes. Why not, Daddy?”
“You’re going to put on your little dental floss bikini and tan and swim with a bunch of redneck hillbillies?”
She nodded her head up-and-down rapidly.
“It’s hot,” she said, “and I want to get wet.”
After breakfast we walked across the country road – Lo wearing almost nothing at all – and went around the side of the house. There was a gate around the backyard.
“Why do you think they need a gate in these rural parts?” asked Lo.
“It’s the law,” I said. “If you have a pool, you have to gate it in to make sure no little kids accidentally get in, fall in the pool, and drown.”
“Ah, I get it.”
We walked into the enclosed backyard. By the looks of the front of the house, I didn’t expect much, but I was pleasantly surprised by the inground pool and the upkeep of the grounds.
There were five guys, I’d say all in their twenties, standing around, practically drooling when they saw Lo in her bikini. Did I mention that she literally stopped traffic as we crossed the street?
“Hiya!” called Lo, waiving.
“Hi,” they almost grunted back.
“Got a nice cold beverage for a thirsty girl?” she asked. “Make sure it has a straw for me to suck.”
One of the men ran inside and got her something in a tall glass.
“Why you boys so over-dressed?” she asked. They were in shorts and t-shirts.
“What?”
“Get naked,” she said plainly.
They did as she said. They got right down to nothing, revealing the pale white areas that were exact replicas on their skin of the shorts and t-shirts they had just removed.
Their junk hung out and Lo liked what she saw.
She lay down in a lounge chair and spread her legs, hanging them over the sides.
“Isn’t anyone going to offer to apply sunscreen?” she asked, holding out the bottle.
The five guys sprang to it, each taking some lotion and applying it to a limb, leaving one to apply it to Lo’s neck and shoulders. His cock was very close to Lo’s face.
During this whole circus routine with the trained bears, I just stood in the shade of a large oak by the side of the pool. No one even questioned me with a “How you doing?” or “Can I get you anything?”
When Lo was good and greased up, she lay back as the nude men stood around her.
“Well, you just going to stand there, or are you going to get to wanking?”
“What?” asked one of them, not comprehending.
“Jerk off! Put your puds in your palms and start stroking.”
Lo lay back while they formed a circle-jerk for her. That’s just what she enjoys – being the center of attention, the object of affection, the target of ejaculation.
She pressed her tits together in the tiny bikini top.
She allowed first one then the other nipple to peek out of its tight cup.
She pulled up the thin thong between her legs, allowing her meaty pussy to protrude on either side of the taught string. Her flappy folds fell from between her legs, yet her wet hole was obscured by the itty-bitty material nestled up in her nook.
She rolled over and pulled the back of her bikini bottom up high, revealing just about all of her balloon knot, but the spot itself.
Then the gentle tributes began to rain down on her like warm droplets and streams of liquified love.
First one, then two, then all five of the guys were releasing their pent-up power onto her soft and supple skin. She was eager to see it happen in its full glory of the morning sun and she swooped over on her back and caught the remaining orgasmic rush with her tum and tits.
When they were done, she gracefully sat up, licked her lips, walked across the lawn to the pool, and slowly descended into the cool blue water. The pearly patina of the libation bearers floated on the surface of the water, gradually spreading further and further out across the large pool.
“Aren’t you guys going to come in?”
They all dove in right quick. They swam around and close to Lola like she was a rarely seen sea animal who, against impossible odds, was in captivity and available for inspection.
“Aren’t you going to come in, HH?” called Lo from the side of the pool. “It’s warm and wet,” she said quite unambiguously.
“I’ll wait till it’s not quite so crowded,” I responded wryly.
“Suit yourself.”
“More than I can say your suiters have on!”
“Huh? Oh. Funny,” she said, sticking out her tongue and swimming away.
After some frolics in the water, they all got out and someone refreshed Lo’s drink. They sat around naked as the day they were born – except Lo. Ain’t that a twist?
Somebody asked, “Lo, why don’t you take your clothes off?”
“Clothes? Am I wearing clothes?” she asked with her Scarlett voice. Her affectation left zero impression on her audience.
“You sure are.”
“Well, boys, the way I see it, men just want to see only about four to six inches of a woman’s body,” she said, sliding her finger over the skimpy string between her legs, “but a woman is much more than these six inches.”
“You got that right,” said one of the guys. When we all looked towards him to see what he meant by that, he grew silent, apparently lacking comprehension of his own comment.
One of the guys suggested a two-hand-touch football game.
“Sure,” said Lo, “I’ll be goalie. I’m good at goaltending.”
“First of all,” I said, setting her straight, “football doesn’t have a goalkeeper. And second of all, you’ve let a lot of balls in your goal, from what I can tell.”
“No balls! Some logs or sluggers, or whatever you call them.”
“Call what – baseball bats?”
“Yeah!”
“Again, wrong sport.”
“I think you just don’t know what game I’m playing.”
“Touché!” I called.
The guys picked up a football and gave it to Lola. They explained the game and said that she could be on whichever side she wanted.
Lo certainly enjoyed touching those guys with her two hands. It took some more explaining that, though the game is called “two-hand-touch,” that doesn’t mean that Lo’s team gets points every time she touches a man on the other team with both hands. She looked very dismayed at her misunderstanding.
We played a little more and at one point Lo was the quarter back. The other team blitzed and the guy who was guarding Lola reached up and grabbed her tits with his two hands as soon as she said “Hike.”
“Hey!” she called.
“What? You’re down.”
“I know I’m Down, but who said to stop? Try Lo Down,” she said, moving one of his hands to her crotch.
Later Lo was covering one of their receivers and, as the ball was thrown to him, she grabbed him by his dong.
“That’s pass interference!” he cried out after he missed the ball.
“What’s that?” she asked.
“It’s a penalty.”
“Punish me!” she said, turning tail and sticking out her bum for a spanking.
Eventually we got hot again and we all ended up in the pool this time.
“Wasn’t I a great gatekeeper?” she asked me.
“Gatekeeper? I told you Lo, there’s no goalkeeping or goaltending in football.”
“I wasn’t talking about football, I mean not one of these guys has fucked me yet. I’ve been gatekeeping.”
“You want praise for that? It’s COVID times. You know that.”
“Yes, Daddy, praise me.”
“Good girl,” I said with sarcasm, and she rubbed her wet, dark hair up against me like a loving kitten.
But soon our fun and games came to a halt because we heard what sounded like a mob outside.
We got out of the pool and dressed and saw a number of women with signs. It looked like they were picketing the house across the street – the house where Lo and I had been staying.
Turns out that the previous day, when I was at the library and got called away in a hurry by Lo, and I accidentally left my copy of Match, Cinder & Spark behind with the other library books, someone found it. I’m not sure exactly how it went down, but my guess is this person who found it read a little of it, but then he or she put it on the small table in the entryway of the library, and displayed it with the other “new acquisitions” books. So, there it sat, prominently. Who knows how many people saw it, picked it up, read it? But eventually it caught the attention of some busy-body do-gooder who promptly called a meeting of like-minded people and, after church on this particular Sunday morning, they organized a protest against Lola Down. Word had spread through the town as to where we were staying and so women showed up in droves to protest the smalltown strumpet!
Apparently, they were against pornography, but not just that, they were against the use of “perfect women” in pornography. One housewife displayed her sign calling for banning our books in the libraries, but she was protesting in the buff. I guess she was trying to make a confused point about “real bodies.”
To my surprise, however, there was a counter-protest of women in support of Lola. They were certainly in the minority, but they praised Lola as the champion of fifth-wave feminism.
It was a Lo Down showdown and we were caught in the middle. The only fortunate thing was that no one who had come out to protest knew that we were across the street from the house where they were congregated.
The police showed up, the local news showed up, even the county judge showed up! In a small town like this, any commotion creates a snowball effect. The crowd was growing through curiosity and also people eager to see tits.
“What are we going to do?” asked Lo, looking out the front window. “Oh shit!” she said.
“What?” asked one of the guys.
“That huge guy, the bouncer from the strip club, he’s walking right up to your front door!”
There were a loud three knocks at the door and one of the guys inside opened it up cautiously.
“You made it!” he called out, “and not a moment too soon!”
The bouncer walked in and said, “What the hell is happening across the street?”
We filled him in. He had been invited to join the Lola Show by the owner of the house, but he ended up saving Lo’s sexy ass by leading her out the back door, putting her on an ATV and disappearing into a wooded trail, leaving me with the five guys and the angry mob. I was quite worried. All I saw was her cute little rear, triangulated by the three lines of her thong bikini bottom as she held on tightly to the bouncer, and the two of them bounced their way into the thicket.
“Got a second ATV?” I asked, pathetically.
Lola was whisked off over the hills and through the woods to. . . the strip club. It was Sunday morning and, per the town’s regulations, there is no stripping allowed on the Lord’s day.
He brought her into the vacant establishment of disrepute and offered her a drink.
“Sure,” she said.
“Sorry I had to throw you out of the joint the other day. I was just doing my job.”
“I understand.”
Lola felt like little Hermione Granger in the hut of Hagrid.
Hagrid placed a potent potion in front of Hermione and she took a few sips, looked up at his hulking figure, and smiled just a little.
“Heap a trouble you got yourself into.”
“The power of my pussy is truly amazing to me.”
“Girls dancing here all day, all night, and you come to town for a few days and suddenly you’d think the gates of hell had swung open.”
“I prefer to think of them as the pearly gates to heaven,” said Lo. “Would you like to see?” She asked, looking over at the empty stage.
“My own personal show?”
“Yeah. Can you put on some music?”
“What would you like to hear?”
“Got any Rihanna?”
“Anything you want.”
“How about ‘Love on the Brain’?”
Hagrid put it on. As the lyrics echoed in the empty hall, “What you want from me? What you want from me?” Lo swerved and shimmied on the stage, slipping this way and that like an Asklepion serpent.
“You’re good enough to work here,” said Hagrid.
“Thanks,” said Lo. “There was a time when I really wanted to do it, either professionally or just for fun.”
“What happened?”
“I went to an amateur night and the management treated me and the other girls so disrespectfully that I swore I’d never go back.”
“Oh, that’s too bad. We’d treat you right.”
“Oh yeah? How would you treat me?” asked Lo as she sat on the edge of the stage, her legs spread.
Hagrid was unfazed. He works in a strip club.
It beats me black and blue but it fucks me so good
And I can’t get enough
Must be love on the brain.
The music continued and Lo slapped her pussy to the beat. Hagrid looked on as he poured some beer for both of them.
“We treat the girls right. I can assure you of that.”
Lo turned over onto all fours and began stroking her ass. Over her shoulder she asked, “I’d like to believe that.”
“Believe it,” said Hagrid as he placed one beer on the table in front of him and one on the stage for Lo. “My younger sister strips here.”
“What?! No way?”
“It’s true,” he said, taking a sip, which left a foam line on his mustache.
“She doesn’t have a problem with you working here?” asked Lo as she sat next to Hagrid and had some beer.
“Why should she?” he asked, naively.
“Well, I mean, she’s your sister.”
“Whatever,” he said. “I see her naked and more at home.”
“What do you mean by that?”
“She brings guys home from the bar. . . and women too.”
“Really?”
“She likes to strut around naked, teasing them, when I’m home.”
“You both live with your parents?”
“No, we have an apartment together.”
“You. . . and your sister. . . live together?”
“Yeah. Cheaper that way.”
“And she fucks guys in the apartment?”
“All the time. And women.”
“In her room?”
“In her room, with the door open. In the living room. In the kitchen. It doesn’t really matter to her.”
“I’ve got to meet this woman!”
“You already have.”
“What?!”
“Yeah. The skanky stripper who was trying to eat you out when I threw you and your man outta here.”
“She’s your sister?!”
“Yep.”
Hagrid looked at his phone.
“Well, you’re in luck,” he said, looking up at Lo.
“How’s that?”
“She just texted me and said the guys dropped your man off at our apartment.”
“What?! We gotta get over there!” said Lo, frantic that while she spent time dirty dancing for Hagrid, Hagrid’s little sister might be trying to bed her ole man. Double standard? You better believe it.
Hagrid and Lo arrived just as I was explaining to the little sister why I had to be smuggled to their apartment like a fugitive from justice.
Lo strutted in after Hagrid’s big bouncer body filled the frame of the door.
“You!” said the little sister.
“You!” said Lo right back at her. It was like, how do they say it, when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? But in this case, it was an insatiable slut meets a nymphomaniacal tramp. Who is who? Does it matter?
Hagrid’s sister, let’s call her Luna Lovegood for convenience, was wearing just her pink heart panties and a ratty old t-shirt, no bra.
The guy from the across the street, Tom, was with me. He had hid me in the back seat of his old Buick and got me to Hagrid and Luna’s place without drawing the attention of the mob.
“Jesus, Luna, put some clothes on for fuck’s sake,” demanded Hagrid.
“Why?” she asked, leaning over me and letting me see down her t-shirt. “They’ve all seen me naked anyway.”
“Whatever,” said Hagrid.
The apartment was more just a three room shack than an apartment. It had two bedrooms off of the main kitchen/living room. The walls were paper thin and looked like they’d fall down if someone sneezed too loudly. The living room had a drab, dirty, worn green carpet with an old, ratty couch. The kitchen had dirty grey linoleum tiles from the middle of the last century and a tiny table with three chairs around it. There was a large, flatscreen TV that hung unevenly on the wall of the living room and looked out of place among all the decrepit furniture and peeling paint.
On the wall was one calendar – out of date already – issued by the strip club and with a photo of Luna nude, spreading her legs with the stripper pole blocking sight of her slit, her tits visible on either side of the pole.
“Do you want to fuck me?” Luna asked me, point blank.
“No, he doesn’t want to fuck you,” inserted Lo.
“Can’t he speak for himself?” asked Luna. “He’s a grown man.”
“If he’s going to fuck anyone around here, it will be me,” she said defiantly.
I sort of liked the attention and having the two women fight over me.
“Why is the town all up in arms about Lola when Luna lives here?”
“What does it mean to be ‘all up in arms’?” asked Lo in her little girl voice that she knows turns me on.
“Play your cards right and I’ll show you tonight,” I said.
“You’re such a pervert – that’s what I love about you,” she said, sitting on my lap and kissing me.
“They don’t give a shit about her,” said Hagrid, nodding at Luna, “because she grew up here. They know her. They know all about her. To them, she’s just more white trash in a town full of white trash.”
“Fuck you!” said Luna, grabbing her handle of vodka and taking a swig. Mind you, it was early afternoon on a Sunday.
“But you,” said Hagrid, undeterred by Luna and talking to Lola, “Your white ass has class. You’re from the city. You’re not from around here.”
“I’d like to have some of her white meat,” said Tom. “Her chicken tenders look delicious.”
“It might be white,” said Hagrid as he put on a pot of coffee, “but it ain’t tight.”
“Hey,” said Lola, “don’t judge a pussy by its possessor.”
“Well, is it tight?” asked Tom.
I played dumb. Lo spread her legs. Anyone could see her pussy flaps falling on either side of the thong.
She pulled at them with both hands. “It’s accommodating.”
“That’s one word for it,” said Tom.
“Look,” said Luna, “if you want some real pussy. . .”
“Real skank pussy,” interrupted Hagrid.
“You can have it,” continued Luna. “Right here,” she said, rubbing her pussy over her shorts.
“OK,” said Tom, dumbly.
“Do you have to fuck every damn friend I bring here?!” bellowed Hagrid at Luna.
Luna put out her hand. “A hundred.”
“What?!”
“It will cost you. One Benjamin.”
“Seriously?”
“I don’t give it away for free, you know.”
“Yes she does,” said Hagrid, getting a couple of coffee mugs from the cabinet.
“Fuck you!” yelled Luna at her brother, “This is our rent, asshole.”
“I don’t have a hundred.”
“What do you have?”
He pulled out his wallet. He opened it. He looked in. “A twenty.”
Luna reached into his wallet and pulled out the twenty before he even knew what happened. “It’s a deal.”
Luna stuffed the twenty in her jeans shorts and took the guy by the hand into her bedroom.
Lo, Hagrid, and I were left in the kitchen. The coffee maker sputtered indicating it was brewed.
“Coffee?” offered Hagrid.
“Sure,” I said.
“Got anything to eat?” asked Lo.
Hagrid looked in the fridge, in the cupboard, and finally said, “I got these crackers and some cheese.”
“Perfect,” said Lo.
As Hagrid was preparing the cheddar and a plate of crackers, we could all hear Luna saying, “Yes, yes, yes,” in the other room, coinciding with what sounded like the slam of a bureau against a wall in rhythm with her affirmations. The wall to her bedroom was literally shaking with each thump.
“Is it like this a lot?” I asked.
“Pretty much every night she dances.”
“I guess she’s gotta pull her weight for rent.”
Hagrid laughed a little. “You saw how little she weighs. She barely pulls that weight. All her money goes to that,” he said, indicating the handle of vodka. “And drugs.”
“That’s too bad.”
Hagrid just shrugged his wide shoulders as if I had said that it’s too bad it gets dark so early. It’s out of his control.
“But the village vice squad leaves her alone?” I inquired.
“Like I said, she’s a known bad apple. Lo here, she’s. . .”
“I’m more of a juicy peach,” Lo said.
“Or nectarine,” I said, indicating her smoothly shaven puss.
“The sweetest nectarine you ever tasted.”
“Fuck! Fuck! Jeeezuuus, fuck!” we heard Luna from the other room screaming.
“When do you think it will be safe to get back to. . .” I started to ask just as the walls began shaking like it was an earthquake. The door to Luna’s bedroom opened and she stood in the doorway, bent over, getting it from behind.
“Will one of you get me a glass of water?” she asked. Her hair was matted to her forehead with sweat. “I just squirted and I’m so thirsty.” It was hot in that shack. No AC.
“She’s thirsty alright,” muttered Hagrid.
Lo got up and got a grungy glass out of the cupboard and filled it with water from the tap. She brought it to Luna who stood naked with Tom’s hands covering her tits as he rammed it home from behind.
Luna downed it in one gulp. “More,” she said. Was she talking to Lo or Tom?
Lo filled up the glass again.
“This guy’s getting every cent of his twenty bucks worth,” she said before drinking the second glass.
She handed the glass back to Lo and propped herself up by bracing her hands in the doorway.
“He’s goo-oooo-ooo-ood,” she said to Lo. Her “good” was drawn out and had bumps in its tone as she was rammed hard from behind.
“I’m good,” said Lo, laughing a bit.
“Shut the damn door,” cried Hagrid, exasperated.
Luna just gave him her middle finger.
“Fuck my ass,” she said over her shoulder. It seemed she said it just to piss off her brother.
“The condom fell off as I pulled out,” Tom said to her. “It’s still in you.”
“Forget the condom. Fuck my ass.”
“I don’t have another one.”
“FUCK. MY. ASS.”
The three of us slowly sipped our coffee as Luna got it up the ass in the doorway.
“What were you saying?” asked Hagrid.
“Oh, I was wondering when you think it will be safe for us to get out of here.”
“We could do a drive-by now and check it out.”
“ATV or. . . ?”
“We’ll take my pickup truck.”
“Wait!” said Luna. “I want to go with you.”
The guy behind her was still fucking her ass.
“There’s no room,” said Hagrid.
“It’s big enough for everyone to fit in,” she said without irony.
“Why would I take you?” asked Hagrid.
“Because, I want to go.”
“You’re busy, right now, earning rent.”
Luna looked over her shoulder, shut her eyes, and appeared to be focusing on performing some sort of Jedi mind trick.
Suddenly the guy behind her was cumming and cooing and cumming and calling out for the Jesus.
“Works every time,” said Luna.
“What does?” asked Lo.
“I have incredible control over my sphincter.”
Luna pulled forward, turned, got on her knees, and took Tom’s cock in her mouth. I couldn’t help but think, “Wow! What a Lola move!”
When Luna was done cleaning him off, Luna put on some raggedy clothes and the four of us piled into the tiny back seat of the pickup truck.
Why were all of us in the back seat? Hagrid was driving and in the passenger seat was his giant Great Dane, sitting regally with the window open, surveying the landscape as we drove.
Lo sat on my lap and Luna on the other guy’s lap. Lo’s and Luna’s legs were touching.
“I really liked what I saw of you in the club,” said Luna, rubbing her hand up Lo’s thigh.
“Cut it out, whore!” called Hagrid from the front.
“Fuck you!” said Luna.
Luna spread her legs. Lo could see the tight shorts stained with wetness from the cum leaking out of her ass. Luna unbuttoned the shorts and unzipped them. She reached down and appeared to be finger-fucking herself. But then she pulled out her hand.
“There it is!” she cried, displaying the recovered condom. She tossed it out the window with a laugh.
We got to the house and the angry mob had moved on.
“Thanks so much,” I said to Hagrid.
“No problem. Get outta town while you can,” he cautioned.
“Will do!”
“Thanks! Thanks for everything,” said Lo to everyone in the truck.
“Bye!” called Luna, to Lola, as she flashed her tits. “Stay slutty!”
“You know I will!”
Lo and I waisted no time packing up, writing a little note to my friend John, and getting the hell out of Dodge.
The End
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Problem Solving
“Lola, it’s worse than it was before,” said MILF Meri.
“What do you mean, worse?”
“Just that.”
Meri had called late at night. Lo was in bed next to me. I could hear everything Meri said since it was so quiet at home and she was so demonstrably loud.
“Worse in what way?”
“Well, it used to be just a hand-job before bed. A soothing caress to help him fall asleep.”
“Yeah.”
“And now, it’s like every night, he’s sneaking around, waiting for Scott to fall asleep and begging me to go into the first-floor bedroom and let him fuck me.” That bedroom is Meri’s ‘masturbation room’ where Lo fucked Meri’s husband and three sons the week prior.
“Do you?”
“He’s very persuasive, very persistent. And, well, you know, he only lasts five minutes at the most. So, it’s just faster and easier to give in than to resist.”
“Meri, there’s your husband and your other two sons to think about. None of them know, do they?”
“No. Not at all. It’s the first time I’ve ever had to keep something about sex a secret.”
“What about your solo sessions in that room?”
“I usually would shut the door, but it was no secret what I was up to.”
“Usually?”
“I mean, I’d shut the door, but you know what it’s like in my house. One of the kids always needs something and they would open it without knocking or whatever.”
She was more upset about being interrupted than the invasion of privacy.
“But this is different,” she continued. “And he wants to do it in there because that’s where he had you. He opens up your books and looks at your photos while fucking me.”
“I have to go,” said Lo abruptly. She hung up.
“What’s wrong?” I asked.
“I don’t want to be any part of that,” she said.
“Why do you think she called you?”
“It certainly wasn’t to figure out a solution to her problem. And even if it was, that’s her problem, not mine. Let her figure out how to solve it.”
She shut off the lights and silenced her phone.
“Night,” I said.
“Night,” she replied in the dark.
I didn’t fall asleep. I could tell she wasn’t falling asleep either. I looked at the clock. It was ten past ten.
I looked again. It was ten thirty.
I wasn’t sleeping. I could tell she wasn’t either. I didn’t move. I hardly breathed. I waited.
Fifteen more minutes passed.
I felt her move. She spread her legs. She reached under the blankets. Rhythmic motions. Sloshing sounds. Muted moan. Faster strokes. Sudden stop. “Fuck,” whispered in the dark. Convulsion. Release.
She reached for her breasts and caressed and squeezed them.
I was hard under the sheets.
“Jack me off,” I whispered.
She was startled. She thought I was asleep.
“What?”
“Jack me off.”
“It’s time to sleep,” she said, playing coy.
“Grab my cock and stroke it. Make me cum. Just like Meri and her son.”
She obeyed.
“Like this?” she asked as she held me firmly.
“Use some lube,” I instructed.
She reached into her nightstand drawer and pulled out the tube. She keeps it there, reserved only for me since she has her own, natural lubricant.
She squeezed a dollop into her palm and reached under the blankets again, sliding her hand around my cock. That first, cold, wet, firm squeeze is the best part of her handjobs.
“You can’t get them out of your head, can you?” I asked.
“No, Daddy.”
“You’re a bad, dirty, depraved, morally degenerate girl.”
“Yes, Daddy. Can I suck your cock?”
“No.”
“Please, Daddy.”
“No.”
“Do you want to fuck me?”
“No.”
“Do you want to use me?”
“Only your hand.”
“Why?”
“Because, that’s what I want right now.”
“Do you want to fuck Stoya?”
“Yes.”
“OK.”
She got up and pulled out the Fleshlight. She lubricated it and my cock properly. I was in a mood to deny her. I don’t know why. She slid the pornstar’s pussy on my rod. She lifted it and lowered it like a single-cylinder engine.
She could tell by my breathing I was getting close. She took Stoya off of me and replaced her with her mouth in order to coax all my cum out of me and swallow it. I can only imagine that the initial taste was unpleasant due to the lube. Didn’t matter to her. She wanted my ejaculate. She wanted to bring me to a climax with her mouth, not Stoya’s pussy. I gave her what she wanted and she swallowed every warm drop.
“Better Daddy?” she asked.
“Yes. You’re a good girl. Now it’s time for sleep.”
Happy Families
The next morning, over coffee, while I was cooking up some eggs, Lo asked me completely out of nowhere, “You know what Meri told me when I asked her why the hell she is still with Scott, who has no penis to speak of?”
“No, Darling,” I said, “what?”
“Meri told me that she’s with him because, ‘He calls me: Daddy’s fat little babygirl.’ Can you believe that?”
“What’s not to believe?”
“What’s not to believe?!”
I flipped the eggs, looked at her, and raised my eyebrows in curiosity.
“I mean, well, she’s not fat.”
“That doesn’t matter.”
“He’s fat if anyone’s fat.”
“Again, maybe he just likes to think of her that way.”
“She may have put on a few pounds after pumping out three boys, but she’s not fat. She’s a sexy MILF. Sexy… MILF… Meri,” she said, gazing off, looking over the brim of her coffee mug.
“You still here or have you gone back down your rabbit hole?”
“And you know what else?”
“No, Darling, what?”
“When I told her about how none of the boys shut the bedroom door while they each had at me –”
“Toast?”
She nodded her head ‘yes,’ as if yesterday’s full day of fucking had famished her.
“She told me that Scott never shuts the bedroom door.”
I carefully put the two eggs and toast in front of her. I did the same for myself before getting up to grab two glasses and the O.J.
She licked her lips and dug right in, tasting it briefly before continuing.
“Did you hear me?”
“Yes,” I said, sitting across from her, taking a bite of my breakfast. “He never shuts the bedroom door.”
“Never, since the kids were small. They just fuck there. Doesn’t matter who sees, who’s there, who knows. She says that he believes it shows their love for each other, so why hide it.”
“I take it you disagree.”
“Yes, I disagree.”
“So fucking doesn’t demonstrate love?”
“You know what I mean. Certain things are not meant for children to see. Aren’t you shocked at all?”
She was nearly done with her food already.
“Lo, honestly, nothing about Meri really shocks me.”
“What does that mean?”
I finished up my toast, took the last sip of my juice, and got up to collect the plates and glasses.
“You can’t just say something like that and leave it there,” she insisted. “What do you mean by that?”
“Different families have different internal cultures and norms,” I said, philosophically.
“This is not a study in cross-cultural family units,” she objected. “This is your typical suburban middle-class all-American family.”
“Typical families are all alike – each has its own hidden little secret,” I said, poorly paraphrasing Tolstoy.
“Don’t you mean, ‘Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way’?” she asked. I love Lo because she’s one of the only humans on the planet with whom I can allude to literary lines and not only be understood, but be corrected.
“Show me a happy family and I will show you a family with a secret.”
“But that’s just it,” she retorted emotionally, “it’s like this family doesn’t have any secrets. They leave it all out there.”
“Is that so?” I asked snidely. “Then why have you and Meri been afraid that the cops or social services might rap on the door at any moment since you got back from your camping trip? If Meri leaves it all out there, then why is she living in fear?”
“That’s different. I mean, within the family, they all just live and let live.”
“More like fuck and let fuck.”
“Either way.”
“So?”
“I just find it interesting. Well, strange.”
“You said you don’t think it should be like that.”
“Maybe I don’t.”
“And clearly Meri doesn’t either.”
“What makes you say that?” she asked.
“Because she asked to use the brothers (or let the brothers use her) so that she could get her kicks outside of the family.”
“Or maybe she just needed bigger kicks,” remarked Lo, alluding to the genetic trait that Meri’s husband shared with his three sons – the trait that left Lo so unfulfilled.
Lo looked into her empty coffee mug and back up at me sadly.
“Something wrong?” I asked.
“What’s warm, wet, and makes you horny?”
“Is this a riddle?”
She showed me her empty cup.
“Oh,” I said, comprehending. “You need me to fill you up.”
I poured more coffee in and she looked up at me seductively and said, “Just add cream.”
“Well,” I said to her, “I need something warm, wet, and stimulating to get up.”
“Here I am, Daddy,” she said with a twinkle in her eye.
“I was speaking about coffee, but really?” I asked because I thought she had been too well-worn to fuck.
“Well, I’m functional enough to give you a handjob.”
We finished our coffee and then walked to the bedroom where she reached down between my legs to assess the situation. She felt me and then reached down between her legs. I heard her smack her pussy a few times and then rub it. A little factoid about Lola – she never uses lube and certainly never spits in order to lubricate me or herself. She is almost always so naturally irrigated that she can always use her own secretions to get things slipping and sliding. She began stroking me. Despite the fact that she had showered and changed the bedding, I could still detect a whiff of the cum from eight people on her and in the room.
As she was distractedly stimulating me, she got a text. I heard her chuckle.
“What?” I asked.
She showed me a photo of her, naked, looking disheveled on the bed.
“After Meri had licked me clean, and was getting dressed, she said to me, ‘Did you like how I fucked you, Lola? Let me get a photo of you for my husband and my sons. They’ll want to see just how wrecked I left you, slut.’ She can be cruel sometimes.”
I looked at the photo and pictured all that happening as Lo coaxed me, “Cum. Please cum. That’s it, in my hand. Feel better, Daddy?”
I had deposited a warm load in her palm. She licked it like a kitten cleaning her paws. I began to nod off as the waves of well-being washed over my weak body.
“Oh no,” said Lo, “No sleep for you! You promised you’d clean up all your books today!”
“I need a mancave to hibernate in,” I said groggily. “I’m just going rest for a little bit.”
“And I need a womancave!”
“Luckily, you have one.”
“And you’re not welcome in it until you clean up the books.”
I fell asleep.
When I woke up, Lo was going at both her womancaves with the plungers – blue in bum, pink in pussy.
She was looking at her phone.
“DP? Really?” I asked.
“Oh, Daddy. You know I love double-penetration. And if you’re not going to give it to me, well, I have to get it somehow.”
“What brought this on? I thought you were too sore even for me.”
“It’s call desire.”
I was confused.
Once she noticed that I was watching her, she came and came hard, yelling out to me (and all the neighbors within earshot) that she was cumming in her ass and her cunt.
When she was done, I asked, “Desire?”
“Yeah,” she said matter-of-factly, “Scott and Meri each texted me separately that they want me.”
“And that’s what made you horny enough to ride dueling dildos?”
“Being desired is my aphrodisiac.”
“This Might Get Messy”
“Hi, I’m here to use your bedroom,” said Meri as she stood in the doorway to my house.
I was well aware of the plan. Despite that, she seemed hangdog about showing up on my stoop and having to ring the bell to be let in by me in order to engage in a tryst. It was all the more awkward because the tryst was not with me, but with the two young brothers from across the street. Her curt sentence – to the point, devoid of pleasantries – told me all I needed to know. She was not proud of her choice. She was driven to do this by some internal compulsion. She wanted as little interaction with me as possible. She was hoping that I wouldn’t even acknowledge that I know her.
I know who she is. I know what she was there for. I know her secret.
I decided to play to her weakness. It wasn’t kind of me and I’m not proud of it either.
“Oh, hi Meri!” I said, loudly and genially. She almost shuttered at the sound of her name and I detected a darting sideways glance to see if anyone was around to hear me say it.
She stepped in hastily, almost landing on my toes.
“Hi,” she said, reluctantly.
Her red hair brought out the blush of her cheek. She was embarrassed. She was wearing tight jeans and a black V-neck t-shirt. Her oversized, dark sunglasses – the kind movie stars wear in order to remain inconspicuous – looked downright comical on her and, if anything, would draw more attention to her, not less. She was dressed very casually, even understated, except for her fancy, black leather, strappy high heels.
“Why don’t you come in?” I said, getting out of her way as she was already inside. “Can I offer you anything? A seltzer? Coffee? Glass of wine?”
“No, no thank you,” she said. She was also nervous.
“Something to eat?”
She wasn’t there for tea and crumpets. She was there to get fucked and fucked good by two boys less than half her age. She was eager. She was guilty. She was sneaking around behind her husband’s back. I knew this because, at the very same time that I was letting her into my house for her mid-day delights, Lo was arriving at her house, seducing her husband.
Her timorous greeting was surprising, given how bold and confident she appeared the last time I saw her at the backyard luncheon that Lo and I hosted for her to meet the brothers. That day she came in with all the confidence and certitude of a seasoned hunter in search of prey. Her self-assured airs were, perhaps, her most attractive feature. But now, in the glare of the noonday sun, deprived of young men for whom she turned on the charm, she appeared to me completely transformed. She was a middle-aged suburban mother of three. A woman of my own generation. She and I could have been in high school together. Back then she would have been the belle of the ball, the prom queen, Ms. Popularity. But now I could see she was desperate to preserve her youth, in spirit and in appearance. She feared the ravages of the next twenty-five years. She hated with a fierce passion the thief who would slowly, methodically, persistently steal from her her most treasured possession – her looks. That accursed Thief Time! – whom Botox cannot keep out, Silicone and Saline cannot evade, and lifts only delays but fails to destroy. In that moment, I felt great pity for her. I could understand her completely and compassionately. Weren’t we both in the same predicament?
Yes, it may be true, as I’ve often heard women remark with bitterness, that men grow more attractive with age. Whenever they observe that fact, they never fail to add that it is supremely unfair to women. Yet, Time steals from us all that which we most covet. For me, it is my mental acumen and creative powers. Each time I fail to recall just the right word in a sentence – whether while speaking or writing – I suffer as greatly as Meri when she discovers another age spot or laugh line.
She had aged, and pretty well too for a mother of three boys, but she felt as if Time had stolen more than her prized looks. It had stolen from her twenty-five years of opportunity. For twenty-five years she had remained faithful to her husband. For twenty-five years she had settled for mediocre sex (at best) and the life of suburban ennui. She felt as if she had been sleepwalking through life and now, her kids grown and nearly out of the house, COVID bearing down on us all, the threat of sickness and death imminent, she had finally awoken from her long slumber.
Though she began her affair with Lola prior to the outbreak of the global pandemic, it probably was the events of 2020 that steeled her resolve. The news reporters announced that COVID was a threat to “the elderly,” and then it was people over sixty-five. But then they reduced it to fifty-five. And finally, people over fifty shouldn’t fly. In Meri’s mind that was a threat to other people. Old people. Until it set in with a vengeance, “Oh, wait. I’m in that category. I’m over fifty! I’m one of the ones at ‘elevated risk.’”
That little thought, that snippet of data, that thread of realization circulated her psyche like a bit of programming virus through a computer, infecting all of the cognitive functions slowly, unnoticed, until eventually, one day, she had made up her mind that if she was mortal and the winter of her life was in sight, then she was going to live out her autumn to the fullest.
The immediate result of that was her here, in my house, staring at me, her contemporary and, perhaps also, in her mind, her rival. I didn’t view her that way. But she may have viewed me as such. She also may have been irritated by the fact that though I was her own age, my partner was the young and lovely Lola – her lover – while her husband was also in his fifties. If, as I often say, Lola keeps me young, maybe she felt that her husband keeps her old. At the very least, he was a constant reminder of her fading youth.
“I think you know where the bedroom is,” I said to her, seeing as how she was cool to my hospitality. “Feel free to use the master bath.”
She looked at me and struggled to form a small smile. But her eyes expressed a question that she couldn’t bring her mouth to articulate.
“Oh, I’ll make myself scarce so you can let the boys in.” I emphasized the word “boys” just slightly.
She seemed both appreciative and perturbed.
I opened the closet to take out my jacket since there was an autumnal chill in the air that morning.
Before I left, she plucked up the courage to say, “HH, I know what you’re thinking.”
“That makes one of us,” I replied. “What am I thinking?”
“You think I’m a terrible person. You think that I’m an adulterer and a whore for wanting those two brothers. And who knows what else,” she said with a tortured expression on her face.
“I’m not thinking any of those things,” I replied. I really wasn’t. All of that was her projection of her own thoughts on me.
“I’m sure you are. You’re just too polite to say so. Who wouldn’t?”
“I don’t. I’m not here to judge you or anyone.”
“Well, I want you to know that. . .” She didn’t know what she wanted me to know. Her sentence trailed off like a road covered by the sands of a desert.
“Meri, all I know is you’re doing Lo a favor and she’s doing you one in return.”
Lo pulled up in the cul-de-sac and parked in front of Meri’s house. Meri had told her husband Scott that she needed a day to herself. Without the option of going to the hairdresser, the spa, or the nail salon due to COVID, she needed to have some way of engaging in “self-care” and “me-time.” She told her husband she craved some time away, but didn’t say how she was going to spend that time.
Little did he know or even suspect that it was really “fuck-me-time” with two brothers the same age as her sons that she craved so much and how she chose to care for herself.
Knowing that Scott wouldn’t object to her being out of the house, she also informed him that Lola wished to come over to use the kitchen. She would be making a meal to deliver to a friend who wasn’t doing too well and Lo’s kitchen wasn’t big enough. The friend had a large family and Lo wanted to help out during these trying times. All of that was actually true, except it conveniently left out the ulterior motive which was to seduce Scott in order to provide Meri with a clear conscience. If you ask me, that was not the way to clear her conscience. My guess is that her unconscious had ulterior motives, one of which was to have her man fuck Lo. Another of which may have been to prove to Lo how terribly awful Scott is in bed in order that Lo wouldn’t judge Meri harshly for wanting to fuck the brothers. Her motivations remain murky, but this was the plan.
Lo was assured that the three boys would be out of the house when she arrived that Sunday morning and only Scott would be home to receive her. Wearing her turquoise pumps and a cute matching dress, Lo practically skipped into the house when Scott opened the door for her. The contrast between Meri’s skulking and Lo’s bright, cheerful, perky personality couldn’t have been more stark.
Lo carried some ingredients in a paper shopping bag and passed them to Scott at the door, saying, “I just can’t wait to make use of this kitchen! It’s enormous! I’m so envious.”
Scott wasn’t used to this sort of feminine energy in his house. He was enchanted by Lo’s Manic Pixie Dream Girl persona. Who wouldn’t be? Lo began talking a mile a minute.
“I have so many plans for this meal. Will you help me make it? Are you busy? Am I interrupting something? I hope not. I’m making it for a friend who’s not feeling well and she has four kids. You can relate, right? By the way, where are your boys today? I don’t see them around. I hope I didn’t scare them off.”
Scott was about to answer each question, but Lo just steamrolled to the next sentence. He was left speechless.
“This might get messy,” said Lo, “I don’t want to ruin this dress. Do you mind if I change out of it? Do you have a kitchen apron I can wear? Oh, I see one right there,” she said in rapid fire, going towards the door with a hook on the back where the apron hung. She grabbed it, draped it over a chair, and then slipped out of her dress. She had on no bra. All she wore was her blue satin panties with lace frills. “You don’t mind if I change in front of you, do you? I hear you’ve already seen me naked. And you saw me sunbathing in your backyard, so it’s not like it’s anything new. There,” she said, putting the apron on over her bare breasts, “done. Now, are you interested in helping me? You can beat the eggs. Here, let me show you. Do you have a lot of experience in the kitchen? Probably not, with Meri here. She’s fabulous. You know, she told me you’d be willing to do anything I ask. Is that right?”
Lo readily enlisted him to assist her.
“Here, move the whisk in this motion,” she said, grabbing his wrist and guiding it, using the same motion that she would use to jack him off.
For the most part, he made a halfway decent sous-chef. They made a quiche, a soup, and they were in the middle of preparing the ingredients for a cake when Lo, slightly frustrated that Scott had not made any moves on her yet, “accidentally” spilled the flour on him.
“Oh my! I’m so clumsy! I’m sorry! Let’s get you right out of those clothes. You look like a ghost.” She reached for his shirt and helped him to unbutton it. He didn’t resist. She went for his pants and unbuckled his belt. He didn’t resist. She unzipped the fly. He didn’t resist. She dropped them to his ankles. While she was down on her knees, she looked up at him, her mouth slightly agape. There was finally a pause to all her chatter. They looked at each other – she from below up, him from above, down.
“Should we get you out of these too?” Lo asked while gently pulling down his boxers. He didn’t resist.
Lo was supremely curious to see just how small his member was and, though she had been fully warned ahead of time by Meri, she still was shocked by the diminutive size of it. It was truly a micropenis. Lo thought to herself that her own clit is probably larger than his prick.
Nevertheless, there it was. Erect? She wondered. Only one way to find out. She lifted her mouth to it and took it between her lips the way she would if she were teasing Meri’s clit. She used the tip of her tongue to flip and lick it. It grew, but only slightly. He was nervous. She could tell by his shallow breathing.
“Do you like?” she asked when she took her mouth off his clit for a moment, looking up at him.
He could hardly speak.
She took his small balls in her mouth from below. She teased and tickled them with her tongue as well.
She removed her mouth and looked up at him once again. “Do you want to fuck me?”
She stood up and dropped the apron, revealing her breasts. She kissed him on the mouth. He had to hunch over to reach her since their height difference was so great. She grabbed his left hand with her right and placed it on her right breast for him to fondle it.
“Do you want to fuck me?” she repeated again as she slid out of her satin panties.
“Y-Y-Y-Yes,” he stammered. “But. . . Meri. But, I’m m-m-m-married. I can’t. . .”
Before he could finish his sentence, Lo put her index finger to his lips to shush him.
“Don’t worry,” she whispered seductively. “Meri knows. I told Meri how much I have wanted to fuck you since the first time I laid eyes on you.” She lied. “She gave me permission.” This revelation wasn’t in the plan. It was a last resort in case just this sort of conflicted Scott presented an impediment to their scheme.
He looked startled. Confused. He had lived a faithful, monogamous life with Meri. Their marriage had been the picture of domestic decorum, so he thought. Where did this come from? He surmised that it was his fault. He attributed it to the night he and Meri read the blog together and he fucked Meri from behind while looking at Lola’s pics on the computer.
“Do you want to fuck me?” Lo repeated.
“Yes,” he finally admitted, “but not here. The boys might come home at any minute.”
He led her to the master bedroom.
“The boys might come home at any minute.” The phrase was echoing in her head as he walked in front of her. This made no sense to her. She was promised they wouldn’t be home.
“Where are they?” she asked before they got upstairs to the bedroom.
“Meri asked them to do some errands.”
“Errands? Like what?” Lo needed to know. She needed to calculate how much time they had together.
“Taking the trash to the dump, shopping, bringing her clothes to the cleaners. That sort of stuff.”
“When did they leave?”
“About a half hour before you got here. Why?”
“Just curious,” said Lo.
They entered the bedroom. To be very honest, Lo did not find Scott attractive at all. But Lo does find the power to seduce a married man, especially a man married to a woman as sexy as Meri, very attractive.
Meri was doing Lo a favor by redirecting the brother’s sexual attention from Lo to her. Though Lo has used the boys for their perpetual pumping prowess during the strict restrictions of COVID, when her usual prowling about for pleasure was severely curtailed, and though they have used her like a 24/7 drive-thru window, Lo had grown bored and tired of being the living sex-doll for the siblings. Spread legs, pump hard, fill ’er up, repeat. But she didn’t want to leave them high-and-dry when social interaction had been so reduced due to COVID protocols and the strict, watchful eye of their doting mother, who didn’t allow them out of the house or to have visitors over, with the exception of going to see Lo. Meri seemed to be the perfect wet stream into which to channel their virile energies.
For Meri, these two handsome youths provided a more acceptable outlet for her overflowing and irrepressible gravitation toward young boys. And not only was there one willing wanker, but two! Each, roughly the same ages as her sons.
The two brothers arrived at our doorstep at the appointed time. Meri, now dressed in a black satin robe, barely long enough to cover her ass, greeted them at the door. Thanks to Lo’s preparations, they knew that they would be met by her and not me or Lola.
They were eager to have this MILF, especially after hearing Lo’s rave reviews of Meri’s sexual abilities. Meri, for her part, was overwhelmed by their youthful good looks, their innocent smiles, their sibling resemblance, their trim and V-shaped torsos that had not yet fully grown into the frames of full-fledged men. To say she was wet with the anticipation of seeing them both nude, together, standing intensely at attention and desirous of her would be understating it.
She led them to the bedroom, allowing them to enjoy the teasing revelations that her robe afforded them from behind. Once she had let them in the bedroom and closed the door behind her, her demeanor suddenly changed from friendly and salivating over her prospects to stern and commanding. “Strip,” she said with authority.
The boys were not used to this tone, but they hastily obeyed, unbuttoning their shirts and removing their pants until they stood before Meri without a shred of clothing on either of them.
Meri liked what she saw. Not only were they fit, with abs as rippled and firm as a washboard, but they were hung like she hadn’t seen in a long time, except in porn. Each of them possessed a cock that, even when flaccid, as they were then standing naked before her, displayed a girth and length that was very impressive. She was eager to see just how much those cocks would impress when aroused.
Now that they were naked, she slowly removed her satin robe, revealing a black lace bra and matching black lace panties underneath.
“Lie down and lie back,” she ordered. The two boys got on the bed – the bed I share with Lola, just to be clear – and she got between them. She grabbed a cock in each hand and began stroking up and down. “Let Mommy make you feel better,” she said to them, revealing her kink to them. They responded with enthusiasm.
Lo calculated that this had to be quick and dirty. Naked, she climbed up on the bed and remained on all fours, looking back over her shoulder at Scott as she said, “Fuck me.”
He approached the side of the bed. He was very tall. His cock was aligned with Lo’s pussy, but it was too small. He made a few thrusting movements and Lo looked over her shoulder again and said, “Good. Now fuck me.”
“I am fucking you,” Scott said.
Lo couldn’t feel it.
“Get in there. Give it to me,” she said.
He thrust harder. She felt nothing but the slap of his fat pelvis on her round ass.
“Fuck my ass,” she said, hoping she might get more stimulation that way.
“Really?” he asked in disbelief.
“Yes. Fuck me. I need it.”
She could feel him doing something back there, but whatever it was, it didn’t feel like he was penetrating her any more in her ass than he had in her puss.
She didn’t want to make him feel as inadequate as he was, so she gave in and began to moan. “Yeah,” she said, long and drawn out, “that’s it. Fuck my ass. Oh yeah. I love to feel cock in my ass. Do you like my ass? Am I tight?”
Scott only managed to make a few grunting noises.
“Slap it.”
Scott slapped her right ass cheek.
“Harder.”
He complied.
“Yes. I’m going to cum. I’m going to cum. You’re making me cum in my ass,” she said, lying all the way.
Suddenly she felt his warm jizz all over her. She pulled forward, turned around rapidly, opened her mouth and took his small, wet pud between her lips, rolling her tongue over it, licking it clean.
He immediately fell into the bed like a giant sequoia toppling to the earth.
“Holy shit!” he said. “Lola.”
And without any other comment, he promptly began to snore lightly.
The whole affair, from the moment they entered the bedroom to his collapsing, was less than five minutes. Lo knew because she was keenly aware of the time, afraid that they would get caught in the act when the boys came home.
Relieved that her performance was complete, Lo got up and went downstairs to put her clothes back on, but just as she entered the kitchen, she heard the three sons enter from the front door. She threw on her panties and, without enough time to put on her dress, grabbed the cooking apron. She was still adjusting it when they entered the kitchen with groceries.
“Lola!” said the youngest one – the one who knew her the best.
The other two gave her a suspicious look.
“Oh, hi,” she said, awkwardly. “I’m Lola.” She hadn’t ever formally met the two older brothers.
“We know,” said one of them.
She smiled, realizing that they know her from getting off to her images and stories on the blog. The three brothers were all very tall, like their dad, but of three different heights. And they were thin and lanky, indicating that all their caloric intake was still going toward there expanding vertically, not yet horizontally, like their dad.
“Didn’t your mother tell you I was coming over?” she asked.
“No.”
“Oh, Meri invited me to use the kitchen to prepare a meal for one of my friends who is not doing so well. Your kitchen is so much larger than mine.”
“Do you always cook barefoot and topless?” asked one of the boys rudely.
“Where’s dad?” asked another one.
“He’s upstairs, sleeping,” said Lo, hoping they wouldn’t ask too many questions, like how did you know he was sleeping upstairs and why would you know that? Also, Lo couldn’t remember if she shut the bedroom door behind her as Scott lay naked on the bed.
She wanted to distract them from that line of questioning and so she “accidentally” dropped the whisk. She bent over to pick it up, showing the three boys her ass in the cute turquoise panties she was wearing. But her little ruse backfired, so to speak. The boys, noticing her ass, also noticed that her lower back was covered in cum.
“You and dad?” asked the youngest.
“What?” replied Lola, dropping the ‘innocent little ole me’ routine.
“You fucked dad. There’s cum all over your back.”
“Ew!” said one of the other boys.
“It’s more like he fucked me,” responded Lo, quickly realizing that in order for this situation to be contained, she’d have to act fast. “And so can you,” she said to the three of them. She removed the cooking apron, revealing her breasts. “Who wants to be first?”
“It’s more like sloppy second, isn’t it?” said the oldest.
Lo walked to the bedroom on the first floor. She had noticed it earlier. She turned to the boys, “I’ll be in here. One at a time.”
She got up on the bed on all fours, as she had done earlier, and slowly removed her panties. The door to the bedroom was across the open-concept kitchen and she left it open for them to see her wet snatch, inviting them in. The eldest brother went first. He took down his pants just far enough to let out his cock. He didn’t shut the door behind him and the other two brothers watched. They could only see his back. His pecker was only slightly larger than the father’s. He fucked Lo from behind for about ten minutes before cumming in her pussy. Though more significant than Scott’s ineffectual fuck, this hardly proved substantial enough to get Lo off, but she put on a first-rate performance again.
As soon as that son left the room, the middle one came in. He too left the door wide open, as if there was an unwritten rule in the house about not closing doors. He got completely naked and told Lo to suck his cock. She did so happily and easily since he too was diminutive in size. He got very hard, though not thick or long, and then turned Lo around and had her doggie-style as well. He too came in her cunt. Lo’s faux climax was louder and more intense than the previous two.
Finally, the youngest boy came in. He had desired Lo for a long time, and especially since he was Lo’s eager student for the intimate biology lesson she gave him when they were camping. Lo resolved that she couldn’t say no to him after granting permission to every other household member.
He looked like the wolf about to devour Little Red.
“On your back,” he said with a surprisingly authoritative tone. He spoke like he owned her.
Lo rolled over.
“Spread your legs, wide.”
She did.
“Spread your pussy lips.”
She used her index finger and thumb of each hand to pinch her pussy lips and pull them apart.
He got on his knees and dove in with his tongue, like a honey badger, the way Lo had taught him. He licked and sucked and sloppily slurped her up, as well as her cream filling, bringing her to her first authentic orgasm of the day.
Then he dropped his pants and entered her pussy. “Mom always said I could learn a lot from you, Lola,” he said. He then added, “I can’t believe this is finally really happening!”
As Lo lay there, spreading her legs wide, feeling nothing of his repeated and vigorous thrusts, she grabbed her tits and stretched out her nipples, putting on a show as she internally was waiting for him to finish. She looked over at the bookshelf in the room and read the titles: Tampa, the Fifty Shades series, all five volumes of Match, Cinder & Spark. That’s when she realized, this isn’t any of the boys’ bedrooms. This is a spare bedroom that Meri uses for her masturbation session.
She then heard the sound of heavy footsteps upstairs. She tried to speak, to utter a warning, but the youngest was going at her and he had bent over, sucking on Lo’s udder like it was feeding time.
“Your Dad. He’s coming,” she managed to articulate just before. . .
Meanwhile, back at our house, Meri and the two brothers engaged in just about every conceivable permutation of penetration possible with two penises and a hungry MILF who likes to perform kinky roleplay. Besides the positions you might readily expect (including many that they had practiced on Lo in the preceding months of using her as their COVID cum-dump), the highlights included Meri taking both their cocks in her mouth at once for a double-brother-blow-job. Why hadn’t Lo thought of that? Meri wasn’t ready or able to accommodate the two in her ass and puss because, after years of sex with Scott, the girth of just one cock was almost too much for her, in either orifice. But she tried to outperform any of the brothers’ previous partners, including Lo, by being as raunchy, dirty, and devilish as she could. She let her wild imaginings roam free. The brothers had never experienced anything like that and after the raunchy rendezvous they never could look at their mother the same way again. As if two brothers sharing a mother (not their own) wasn’t incestuous enough, Meri had to push the boundaries by saying things such as, “You want to suck Mommy’s tits?” and “Kiss Mommy hello,” as she spread her legs, “Tell Mommy how much you love her.” Meri lost count of how many times she climaxed and also, to her great astonishment, was unable to count how many times the brothers came since, unlike her husband, they were capable of reloading their weapons with astounding alacrity.
As they fucked her, as she sucked them, as they penetrated her ass, as she ran her hands up and down their smooth torsos, as they squeezed her tits, as she held their hefty balls and weighed them in her hands, she thought of all sorts of other perverted possibilities that she’d like to perform with them, for them, on them. She, being a natural-born schemer, was scheming already.
Scott was on the stairs when he saw two of his sons standing by the kitchen countertop, looking intently at something. He glanced over to the mirror, positioned on the wall just-so, allowing a view of the bedroom door. There he saw his youngest going at Lola with more vigor and verve than he ever could muster. He waited on the stairs silently until the show was over and the youngest emerged from the bedroom triumphant. Then he continued his descent down the stairs and onto the first floor.
“What’s going on here?” he asked, pretending to be oblivious to it all.
“Guess who just lost his virginity,” said the oldest brother, proudly slapping his youngest sibling on the back and presenting him to his father.
Apparently this family really was quite open and matter-of-fact about all things sexual. However, Lo knew that the congratulations for this accomplishment was actually late and misplaced. But there was no simple way of explaining to his father or his brothers how he actually lost his virginity, so the youngest just accepted the accolades and smiled broadly.
Lo emerged, naked from the bedroom. Her clothes were haphazardly strewn about in the kitchen. There was no other, more graceful way of getting them. The three boys and their father looked at her as she walked silently. Her hair was a mess. Her breasts still glowed red where she was groped and sucked. And the cum of four men was dripping down her ass and inner thighs. She could feel it slowly oozing past her knees and down to her ankles. (Parenthetically, it is rumored that the smaller the penis, the larger the load. Lo would attest to the veracity of that adage.)
“I probably should be going,” she said as she picked up her panties and slid them on over the tacky mess. She felt like she was literally the glue that kept this unusual family together. She slid on her dress and slipped her feet into her shoes. She could feel cum on her instep as she did so.
“Bye,” she said, trying to smile, trying to walk with class and dignity as her bare feet in her shoes were slurping and her pussy was making gurgling noises as even more cum slid out of her.
“Too bad you missed Meri,” called Scott to her.
When he said that, the youngest son, who had met Roy and Gary at our backyard picnic a couple of weeks prior, put two-and-two together. He suddenly realized where his mother was and what (or whom) she was doing. That’s right. It was all just a convenient ploy to allow her to have the brothers. These four men thought they were taking Lo for their pleasure, but they had been taken in by Meri, their mother/wife/lover. This created a poignant pang of jealousy in the mind of the youngest boy as the full implications of the deception dawned on him.
Lo sped home, fearing that she had gone too far, said too much, fucked too many. She doesn’t usually feel that way after coaxing the cum from four men, but these weren’t just any random four men. They were three brothers and their father, the husband and three sons of Lo’s lesbian lover who, at that very moment was coaxing cum from two other brothers roughly the same age as her own sons.
Lo pulled in the drive. She saw my car was there and Meri’s car was parked across the street. She had called me on her way and so she knew that I had left on foot for a walk through the neighborhood and to the park. She asked me to come home.
I arrived just as she did and she asked me, “Where’s Meri?” Neither of us had to wait long for our answer because, bellowing out from our bedroom window, just as Lo had done so many many times before, was the primal scream of a woman climaxing like crazy.
We both looked up to the window in astonishment at the sound – for it conveyed almost supernatural overtones of pleasure – and in fear. For how long had she been carrying on like that?
“Doesn’t she know that the brother’s live just across the street and their mother can hear her?” asked Lo, articulating the concern we shared.
Lo parked and tooted the horn to give a signal to Meri that we were returning to our home.
In we went, and from the entrance we could hear the boom-boom-boom of someone being fucked as if bent over a bureau down the hall and in the bedroom.
“Wait here,” said Lo, taking command of the situation. She strutted down the long hallway and knocked rapidly and loudly on the wooden door.
One of the brothers opened the door. He stood naked beneath the lintel. Lo looked in and saw Meri bent over, her hands supporting her by resting on the windowsill, her legs spread wide, and the other brother banging her from behind. In her behind? Possibly. Probably. The brother at the door, Gary, was limp, sweaty, and panting, as if recently tagged to be replaced by his teammate.
“Look,” said Lo, “this is fun and all, but her bellowing like a banshee is going to alarm the whole neighborhood, including your mom, if it hasn’t already!”
Just at that moment the doorbell rang. It was the bothers’ mother! I answered it, slowly, coolly, calmly.
Lo was busy getting the brothers dressed. Roy, who had been banging Meri, framed by the window, pulled out, hard, wet, and fully loaded.
“Are my boys here?” asked the mom.
“Just a minute,” I said, stalling, “I have to grab a mask.” COVID precautions.
I ran down the hall. “She’s here,” I whispered. I saw Meri, stark naked, cum covered, her hair matted down with sweat and who knows what other bodily fluids, her chest heaving on the bed, her hands cupped between her legs either giving her pleasure or keep the cum inside her.
Lo was in full-on damage-control mode. “Tell her that they’re helping me move some furniture.”
“Right.”
I returned, no mask.
“They’ll be right here,” I said, nervously, “they’re just banging. . . some furniture.”
“What? And where’s your mask?”
“Oh, sorry, I couldn’t find it. Let me go look again.”
I disappeared down the hall again.
“She’s not happy. She’s suspicious,” I said to Lo.
“No shit! Make her unsuspicious.”
This time I grabbed a mask from the nightstand. I went back to the front door and as I approached our nosy neighbor, I went to put the mask on. Only, it wasn’t a mask. It was Meri’s black underpants! And they were quite creamed in too!
“Oh, this isn’t mine!” I said, fumbling. “I’ll be right back.”
I tossed the panties somewhere, anywhere, and reached in my bag to find a proper mask. Returning, I said, “Lo’s tied up at the moment.”
This wasn’t exactly true because there had been times when the brothers actually tied her up to the bed and had taken turns with her. But, as a turn of phrase, it was true enough.
“But my boys, are they ok? I heard screams.”
“Fine. Strenuous work, you know? But they’re big, strapping young men. Great energy and enthusiasm those two. You should be proud.”
“They don’t ever lift a finger for me at home.”
“Well, ain’t that just like boys,” I said, not knowing what the hell I meant. “I assure you, they are always up for the occasion here. They’ve helped Lo when they’ve come many times.” I was babbling now. “And Lo has come and come.”
“What?” she asked, suspiciously.
“I mean, here comes Lo now!” I said, relieved to see Lo appear next to me in the doorway.
“Thank you so much for the use of your boys. . . again,” she said, sweet as pie. “How can I show my appreciation for everything they do?”
“I just was checking to make sure everything’s alright. I heard some screams.”
“Fine, fine. Just the old power saw.”
“Power saw?!”
“Yes,” she said searching for a story.
“Do they even know how to use a power saw?” asked the concerned mother.
“Oh, they’re handy, those two! They can slice and drill, bang, and erect things like master carpenters. I’m always amazed at their talents. Do they take a shop class in school?”
“No! I don’t think they’ve ever even held a hammer.”
“They sure can wield a tool,” said Lo. “This old apartment would probably just go to pieces without them. Thanks ever so much!”
Just then the brothers appeared in the doorway.
“Hi Mom,” said one of them genially.
“Everything alright?” she asked.
“Yeah, sure,” said the other brother.
“They were just moving furniture,” I said, trying to clue them into the alibi.
“And using the power saw,” added Lo.
“Right,” said Gary. “Make sure you don’t touch that. It’s dangerous. But thanks for letting us help you out,” he added.
“Such sweet kids, thanking me for their time and talent,” interjected Lo. “I hope I didn’t keep them too long. I told them you’d be worried. Especially with all that ruckus.”
The confused but genial neighbor mom finally left with her two angels.
Lo removed her mask and walked back to the bedroom, got naked and climbed into bed with Meri. The two of them shared stories of their busy afternoons. Contrary to Lo’s fears, Meri ate up all the nefarious fornicating Lo relayed to her about Scott and the three boys. Literally. When Meri heard that Scott came on Lo’s back and the boys in her cunt, she licked Lo’s lower back and labia, lapping up the sticky sap from her sons and husband.
Lo returned the favor after Meri recounted with arousal the ways that she was used by the two brothers. When the two of them finally finished fucking and filling in the gaps, Meri got dressed, sans panties (since later that evening I found those where I had tossed them when searching for a mask) and said a curt goodbye to me.
She felt rejuvenated, light, high, like a teenager again. She needn’t see my old countenance to remind her of her true age. She went home to her husband and sons. She was reeking of sex, sperm, and self-satisfaction. How was she greeted by her family when she arrived? I don’t know.
Meanwhile, Lo was reeking too and ready to relive the day’s events by recounting it to me. We got into bed and she said, “You want me?”
I said, “I do.”
She said, “Well, you’re going to have to settle for Stoya because I’m all fucked out.”
“Really?” I asked in disbelief.
“Well, you can start with her and we’ll see where things go.”
She took out my Stoya Destroya, lubed up my hard cock, and slid the Fleshlight cylinder down my shaft.
“Her pussy feel good?” she asked.
“So good.”
“Kiss me,” she said.
I kissed her wet lips that had done so many dirty deeds throughout the day.
“Tell me all,” I said.
She turned on her back and put the prosthetic pussy between her legs and moved her finger down to the clit on Stoya’s pussy, just as she would do to herself during sex. She slid it into the slippery slit, pressing up against my shaft as I fucked her – I mean, fucked Stoya. She knows I love that feeling. She slid into Stoya’s tight twat a second finger.
Then she began speaking, starting with pulling up in front of the suburban house. We had to take many breaks because she kept taking me to the brink with her words and wiggling fingers. Eventually, she removed the sex toy from my cock and replaced it with her own puss, sitting up on top of me, riding me up-and-down.
“Oh, Daddy, you have no idea how much I craved a good, thick, long cock today,” she said.
“I’m glad I can satisfy your craving.”
She chuckled a bit and said, “I wasn’t talking about your cock. Your cock is serviceable.”
She came nonetheless, but then she asked me to pull out her Remus horse cock dildo to actually fulfill her deepest desire. I took it out of its box and affixed the suction cup bottom to the full-length mirror about a foot and a half from the floor.
Lo got on her hands and knees and slid back onto the protruding equine penis. From that position she looked up at me, sitting on the side of the bed, and continued her story, cumming multiple times.
Sometimes I think that she engages in these sexploits only to turn herself on by the recollection of it later. Anaïs Nin has said, “We write to taste life twice.” In the same vain, Lo tells her tales to me to be in control of her own climaxes. By her own account, she came many more times in retelling than in the actual encounter. As I stroked my cock to her tale, she told me to cum all over her when she got to the part about frolicking with Meri in our bedroom. She told me how Meri greedily licked all the remaining cum from her body that was deposited there by the three boys and Meri’s husband. That was the depraved detail that delivered me from my state of delirious desire. Lo tilted her head up, opened her mouth, and received my offering to her divine chalice like a champ.
Victory Lap
As she made the ‘OK’ sign with her index finger and thumb, my hard cock filled the hole of that universal hand-gesture that indicates everything is alright. And everything was better than alright. She was lying under my arched, naked body, her left hand doing the bare minimum necessary to still qualify as a hand-job. I was doing most of the work, thrusting in and out of her digital aperture. She was lying naked on her back, her right hand doing more work on her clit than her left on my dick. But, hey, it’s not a competition. I was pleased. She was pleasing – herself and me.
“That’s it, you big, bad dog,” she said in a sultry tone, referencing the taboo topic of her acquired technique.
She knew exactly what that would do to me. She plays me like a fiddle with her nimble fingers, though I’m sure she’d rather play a long, black clarinet that requires both hands to get the proper fingering and also the use of a wet mouth and tongue to blow all those Ds loud and with proper dynamics.
Within seconds my baton was conducting the final climactic notes of this symphony.
As I write these tortured metaphors, I can hear Lo laughing and saying, “Symphony! P’shaw, more like a minuet.”
Be that as it may, she was covered in pearlesque droplets from chin to chest.
I fell back onto the bed, relishing the sweet release she uncorked for me.
But she, rather than lounge in the lethargic bliss I was enjoying, hopped out of bed, put on her jeans and a tank-top, and said, “Do you want to come walk with me?”
Or, at least that’s what I understood her to say. What she actually said was, “Do you want to cum-walk with me?”
“What?” I asked groggily.
“Cum-walk.”
“I don’t want to walk.”
“No, Daddio, a cum-walk.”
“What’s a cum-walk?” I asked, finally understanding what she was articulating.
“It’s like a walk of shame. A stride of pride, a victory lap, the trek of triumph, the Something About Mary hommage,” she said with a French accent.
“Since when is that a thing?”
“Oh, old man, hurry up, get dressed, and I’ll tell you as you accompany my for a strumpet stride through the neighborhood.”
“Ok, ok,” I said, laughing, “You’re killing me with these colorful combinations of colloquialisms for cum.”
“Say that four times fast!”
“Where’d you learn all those?
“Eskimos have forty different words for snow and I. . .”
“Forget it. I don’t want to hear what precipitated your poetic euphemisms.”
When I was dressed, we walked outside, arm-in-arm. She was proud to have the origin of her adornments accompany her as she displayed her latest accomplishment.
She said hello in a flirtatious voice to the others who passed us by on the delightful spring morning. Out of the corner of her eye, she tried to spy if they looked carefully enough to discern what was glinting in the sunlight on her cheek, chin, neck, and shoulder.
“So, when did this become a thing?” I asked again.
“It’s always been a thing. I mean, remember the time at the nude beach when you came all over my face and tits?”
“Which time?”
“Oh, Daddio. The beach with the geriatric gentlemen who genuflected at my altar.”
“Right. Yeah, so?”
“Remember, after you rained your love down on me, we walked together, saying hi to the beachcombers.”
“Yeah, I remember, fondly.”
“And the time I met that very nice athlete in the park.”
“You mean the big black guy who came on you?”
“You have a good memory for an old man.”
“That’s why I write these things down – to keep your paramours straight.”
“Oh, straight is ok, but I prefer kinky paramours.”
“I’m sure you do.”
“Anyhow, after he came on me and I walked up to you dripping with his jizz. That also was a cum-walk.”
“I see.”
“Are you going to write about this one?”
“Of course I am, even if no one believes me.”
“They don’t believe you, Daddy?”
“Lo, you can understand that a lot of people find you unbelievable.”
“I’ve been told that before.”
“Morning,” said a passerby.
“Hi,” Lo chirped back in a perky voice. Her tits were perky too in her see-through white tank-top.
“Getting a lot of looks,” I remarked to her.
“Yeah, but I made the wrong choice.”
“How’s that?”
“They’re all looking at my chest, not my face.”
“Ah yes, the age-old dilemma. What’s the reaction you’re looking for?”
“I’d just like a tall, dark, and handsome man to give me a long stare that says, ‘I know what you just did, you slut.”
“I think you take too much pleasure in this.”
“Oh, Daddio! The only thing more pleasurable is when it’s leaking out of my puss through my panties and shorts at the same time as it’s on my face.”
“Do you have a special name for that walk?”
“The Double-Stuff Strut, The Cream-Pie Promenade, The Spit-Roast Saunter.”
“I should have known.”