An Announcement and Two Excerpts

You probably have seen the “Fans of Match, Cinder & Spark” page. Well, we’ve decided to make it more official and call it the “Match Book Club.”

Send us a request for a free copy of one of our books and when it arrives you take a sexy photo or ten with it and send them back to us. We’ll then promote you (and your OnlyFans page or blog or whatever you wish us to promote) on our blog and all our social media platforms!

Also, here’s an excerpt from the Introduction to Volume I: Nymphomania and the Single Girl, as told in Lola’s own voice:

“Amanda”

And here’s an excerpt of a passage inspired by Lo:

Nothing Like the Sun

If you want to hear this read aloud, just click HERE.

Looking forward to all your sexy photos!

xoxoxoxo,

Lola & HH

Happy Thanksgiving! And a Request –

The New Project

Dear Friends, Fans, and Fools for Love,

We deeply appreciate all your support, comments, cumtributes, and enthusiasm. We want to say a BIG thank you! We also want to let you know that the reason the frequency of posts has slowed down in recent months is that HH has been working on a long-form project – of course about me!

We are hoping to find the right publisher for this project. If any of you are or know of either agents or publishers who may be interested, please send us your/their contact info.

downloladown@gmail.com

Much Love,

Lola & HH

HH & Lola

Thanksgiving Special with Bunny and Teddy!

Erotic Writers – Bunny & Teddy, a.k.a. BunsesTedses getting off to mysexlifewithlola

Bunny and Teddy, a.k.a. BunsesTedses, are a sexy age gap couple like us. They also are a damn good dynamic duo of erotic authors.

They started by writing erotica for each other as a way of preserving their memories of the sexcapades they got up to together.

A few years ago they moved to Medium (which is where we found them) and they were so popular that they took their writing to the Kindle store.

In their flash erotica compilations you can learn all the secrets of a fine doggy, get inspiration about places in the kitchen where to do it, and even travel with them to naked beaches and spas. (Steamy stuff!)

To celebrate the hard won honor of this guest post and to give some thanks around Thanksgiving to all their fans (old and new), they have made several of their books available to download for free! (Only for a limited time!)

Check them out here:

https://amazon.com/s?i=digital-text&rh=p_27%3ABunses+Tedses

Tell me your fantasy.

Imitation is the Best Form of Flattery

Art by Al

The perennial question: Does art imitate life or life imitate art?

“Daddy,” Lo said, as she was lying down in bed.  It was one of those rare mornings that she woke up before I and was already engaged in her favorite activity – pleasuring herself to something on her phone – “I’m reading ‘Paint me like one of your slutty girls,’ and I want you to know how much your writing turns me on.”

“That’s nice, Lo,” I said, slowly opening my eyes.

She was in her red top and matching red bottom satin pajamas, one hand down between her legs under the satin, the other holding her phone.

“You know,” I said further, “that story has nothing to do with me.”

“Yes, but you wrote it.”

“About you and your admirer and his obsession with you.”

“That’s what I love about it.”

She brought her hand out from under her satin shorts and licked her fingers before replacing her hand on her crotch.

I reached my left hand over and placed it between her legs so I could feel her fingers moving and her hand pumping up and down as she inserted her fingers to her hole.  I tried to slide my hand under her satin bottoms and she said, “Uh uh.  Only over.”

I relented and resigned myself to merely feeling her feeling herself.

She dropped her phone and pulled her tits up and over the V-cut of her top and said, “Suck them, Daddy,” which I did.

“Pull my nipples, Daddy.”  I did that as well.  She orgasms quite easily to the feeling of pain caused by pulling and pinching her nipples.

She moaned.

“What’s got your engine revving so this morning?”

“I told you,” she whispered in a breathy sigh, “I was reading. . . your story.”

“And?”

“And Al sent me a drawing of what he would like to do.”

“What is that?”

“It’s a drawing of him and his wife in bed, getting off to my photos on their TV.”

“Oh, I see.”

“He wishes he could tell his wife that he has been jackin’ off to me regularly for months now.  He wishes he could tell her what a slut I am – that I like to go A-to-M and A-to-P and P-to-M and P-to-A-to-M.”

Before speaking I thought that if the Secret Service ever needed a code name for Lo, it would be: MAP PAM

“Yes, you are a dirty slut.”

“Say it again, Daddy.”

“You are. . . ,” but before I could say it, she was back to Al.

“He wants to tell his wife about me, about how I’m a hotwife and sleep with men and women.  He wants to have her read the books and blog and get her to do the same.  He wants her to fuck other guys in the bed next to him.”

She came in a gush of good feeling.  I felt it wash over my hand.

As she was recovering, I looked at her phone.

“Lo, that’s not a painting,” I said.

She opened her eyes.  “Oh, that?  No.  That’s from Jane and Andrew.  I sent them Al’s art and, guess what?!  They reproduced it in real life!  And they improved upon it.  Look at Andrew!  He’s locked in his cage.  And look what else!”

Andrew & Jane

She used her dry hand to enlarge the photo so I could see that Andrew and Jane had printed up art of Lola and framed it around their television.  “Isn’t that amazing!”

“You are a sexual celebrity.”

A tempter for Andrew’s celibacy!”

“I sure hope he’s not celibate with a wife that sexy!”

“Maybe they both cum to you when she gives him permission.”

I want him to look at my photos and lose control and cum even in his cock-cage.”

She saw my cock twitching under the sheets.  “Oh, Daddy, do you need to cum?”

“When I see you like that, I do,” I said, which wasn’t the whole truth.  I am actually even more turned on by her voice, her tone, her moan, and her dirty talk than by seeing her.  She could make me cum over the phone, which she has actually done many times.

Art from Al

“What do you need?” she asked.

“Stroke me.”

She grabbed the hand lotion next to her on the nightstand and put it in the palm of her left hand.  “Give me that cock,” she said.

She wrapped her hand around my hard rod and the cool cream made me even more hard than before.  She began sliding her cupped hand up and down my shaft.  She slid her palm down to my balls and cupped them before moving even further down.

“You like how life imitates art?”

Andrew and Jane

I couldn’t answer.  She knew why.  “You’re going to cum,” she observed.  “Where do you want to cum?”

“You tell me,” was all I could say.

“My face.”

At those words, I pulled back and got up, straddling her torso, grabbing my throbbing organ and coaxed my creative juices to climax, baptizing the crown of her head in hot white spurts that dripped down her face.  She licked around her mouth and said, “I bet Al would like to show his wife how I do that too.”

“Maybe he’ll paint you like a Mona Lisa drenched under a dripping Jackson Pollock.”

“Classic, abstract, and pornographic all at once.  I like that!”

“You should, it describes you perfectly.”

Imitation #1

Imitation #2

Pachu M. Torres – Art & Literature Collaboration

We are so excited to announce our new collaboration with the renowned artist and illustrator, Mr. Pachu M. Torres!

For years we have been following his work and, though Lola hasn’t been the actual model for him (but perhaps she has been the inspiration for some of his works), his art reflects something of Lo’s inner essence.

You can expect quick little vignettes of word and image like the one below. We’d love to hear your thoughts.

xoxoxoxo,

Lola & HH

Image – Pachu M. Torres
Words – HH

PSA – We Are Removing the Paywall!

Dear Fans, Readers, and Lovers of mysexlifewithlola,

We recently experimented with a “magazine subscription” format for this blog. Though it generated a lot of revenue, ultimately, we have decided to do away with the pay-to-play structure. Starting today, all you need to do to access mysexlifewithlola.com is use a password.

Read VERY CAREFULLY: To obtain a password, send an email to me, Lola, at

downloladown@gmail.com

and be sure to say that you are of age to view this content in your local jurisdiction. You will then receive a password.  Got it?

Thanks,

Lola Down

p.s. – A BIG thank you to all of you who have paid for your content. If you wish to receive certain stories too steamy for this blog, or if you just want to show your support with a cash amount, please visit our Patreon Page.

Also, a BIG thank you to Michael, who has helped us with so many technical issues. Go read his blog: DomSigns.

And a very BIG to Michael’s sub, Lillith, just because she is so very sexy and friendly! You can find her at her blog: NoTrueWay/LillithAvir.com

Lillith Avair – “I had a great time reading it.”

Keeping it Hot and Wet

Couples Reading Together Have More Fun

 

We are delighted to share with you the words and photos of a feisty married couple who have been enjoying Match, Cinder & Spark, Volume V: Shorter Shorts.

Actually, they go by the screen name of “Feisty Marriedcouple” and that is not false advertising!!!

They first got into the blog and sent us some photos of them getting off to pics on the internet. But then they got the book and sent us some new photos. Not only are they incredibly sexy (individually and together), but they manage to take great shots of themselves while in the act! Such talent!!!

Their first cumtribution

I hope you enjoy what they have shared.

Sometimes, when he’s away, she enjoys the blog alone.

“Hey Lola, we did get a chance to read a couple of stories this afternoon! We enjoyed them very much! We also took some pics while reading. Well, to be honest, we took a lot of pics before reading, then ended up fucking because we were so turned on. THEN we read some stories while she used her wand.”

Sometimes when she’s away he enjoys the blog alone.

“It was actually a lot of fun! And the stories are great! Great stories, beautifully written, and not dragged out for 200 pages. It’s like having Literotica distilled down to the good stuff and having it injected straight into your veins!”

But they enjoy the blog most together!

That’s it, jack off and cum!

What a nice cock. Will she be jealous?

Good boy!

 

I guess he really likes Lo

 

Recommended way for a man to read erotica.

Recommended way for a woman to read erotica (unless she’s being eaten out by another woman)

To be clear, orgasms can be had from the book alone, but why not add other forms of stimulation?

 

Do you want to read with me?

Is the book making you hard or my ass and cunt?

Reading between the lines

This should be required reading in college!

Bedtime reading

Art imitates life and then life imitates art.

Don’t forget to clean up.

A few more from our good friends:

 

 

Lola Loves Dick

Lola’s version

 

 

Lo’s version of the shower pic

 

Ready for Reentry Daddy

Lola’s Gifts

 

Mysterious Witt – Very Witty & Sexy

Mysterious Witt
Match, Cinder & Spark

 

This week, please allow us to introduce a wonderful writer, lover, mom, sex worker, and keyboard comedian – Mysterious Witt!

We’ve been following her on Medium for a while, but recently a few things have happened that changed her and her approach. Her partner was diagnosed with a tumor in his neck and she has shed the shame of those who would judge her and revealed her face for all to see.

She has worked as a dominatrix, worked as a sex author at Hustler and Playboy, had kids, and then recently tried to get back in the biz. But mostly her experiences, past and present, make for incredible reading in the articles she posts on Medium. She also has a Twitter handle and an OnlyFans page, Instagram and a few more outlets for her creative mind and body!

Mysterious Witt
Match, Cinder & Spark

But perhaps her greatest talent is, as her name suggests, her wit!  Her Twitter one-liners are so witty that she seems to be the female reincarnation of Nietzsche, bringing back the aphorism!

Here are a few examples for you to enjoy:

I have time for a little drama, but not much.

Good taste is the enemy of art.

A woman’s breasts point outward and are a source of power.

I’m leaning into a woman-led kind of sexual openness that isn’t either shame on one side, or porn on the other. There’s something in the middle but it’s hard to find. Often as women, we move between patriarchal definitions of our sexuality. We have to define our own.
It’s really hard as a recovering people pleaser to acknowledge that not everyone likes me. But whatever.
My DILF just made me pancakes for Father’s Day. Never too late to have a happy childhood, eh?
Here’s where you can find more of her:
Mysterious Witt is a writer and pro-sex educator.
To read her articles about sex, follow her on Medium https:mysteriouswitt.medium.com.
To learn more about her life, follow her on Instagram instagram.com/mysterious_wit.
To hear her speak, follow her on Clubhouse clubhouse.com/@sexwriter.

Mysterious Witt