Category Archives: Valentine’s Day
Naked Reading in February
Our Valentine’s Day promotional give-away fun continues! This week with Missy from the amazing blog Focused and Filthy! She asked for her free promo copy and got it. Now she’s reading it, naked of course (the only way to read the Match, Cinder & Spark series) and she sent us this amazing photo!
Here are some more of her sexy images from her blog. Check her out and tell her Lola & HH say hi.
If you want to get your free promo book for May is Masturbation Month, just write to us: downloladown@gmail.com
Valentine’s Day Pandemic Promotion Fan Mail
As you recall, in honor of Valentine’s Day and to combat pandemic fatigue, we sent complimentary copies of our books to fans far and wide. All we asked in return was a sexy photo with the book in somewhere in the pic and maybe a little story. We got our first story back today from a married gentleman from Canada who used the book as a prop in order to seduce his coworker. Here’s the story in his words.
I had a work training out of town. People from my company came from different cities and were put up in one hotel. After a full day of training and then dinner in the hotel restaurant, I invited two women and my friend Roy up to my room for a nightcap. The women were Allie and Nicole. I’ve had a crush on both of them for a long time and have flirted with them at other conferences like this.
I was so glad when they agreed to come up for a drink. I knew that I had left your book, Writing Under Cover, out on the nightstand table. The bottle of scotch was on the same table. As I reached for the bottle to fill up their glasses, Nicole noticed the book right away. She was immediately curious and picked it up and began flipping through it.
She asked what it was and I told her about you and HH.
She started reading it and really loved it.
Roy was sitting uncomfortable, probably because he’s older, married, and, I guess, also hard-up.
The two girls were laughing at me and teasing me and started talking about sex. As Nicole was reading the book, I showed Allie your website. She was looking at all the pics of you and the guys, probably including me, who send you tribute photos. Allie was shy and blushing. Then she and Nicole traded, book for web page. After seeing some of the more raunchy photos and reading some of the dark and dirty passages, we started talking about anal sex, blow jobs, and girl-on-girl cunnilingus.
Though they called you a slut and other bad names, after a few drinks they were talking about how they would do dirty things to you, which only served to make Roy and me hard. Roy eventually excused himself and Allie yawned and said it was late, leaving me and Nicole alone with your photos and book.
She said that she didn’t believe you are a true nymphomaniac. I asked her why she’d say that, and she said that nymphos are not happy, but you seem happy and hot.
But then she made fun of me for bringing the book. She said I’m a horny dog and sexaholic.
“Guilty as charged,” I said.
It was dark in the room and she has dark hair, is muscular, petite, and mysterious. She was sitting in a chair next to the bed and picked up the book again and began reading a different chapter. He tongue ran over her lips and I could see her chest heave with a deep breath.
“Do you like erotica?” I asked.
“I don’t usually read it, but this is good.”
“Which part?”
“I’m reading ‘Beauty & the Beasts.’ I like the ending.
Because I had just read the entire book, I knew exactly what she was talking about, but I wasn’t sure which particular kink it was that heightened her excitement.
I asked her to read it to me. She did in an incredibly sexy voice.
She was still naked in bed. “Lo,” I said, “Look here. I took the wrong computer to work today and this is what I found.” I opened the computer screen and showed her the video. She looked up at me with her big brown eyes and shook her head denying her guilt. I hit the “back” button and showed her another video and another. Though she tried to deny it with her words, I saw that she was getting excited. I pulled out my leather belt from around my pant waist. “Lo, turn over.” She obeyed. She thrust her little ass in the air. “This is your last chance. Admit it. Admit you were watching those videos last night.”
“Daddy! I wasn’t! I swear.”
WHACK! She got her first spanking.
“Answer truthfully,” I commanded.
“But Daddy, I didn’t.”
WHACK! She got her second spank.
“The truth, Lo. The truth.”
“Daddy,” was all she could say before she got her third. And then she said, “Oh, Daddy, please don’t spank me anymore. Fuck me. Fuck me like a dog. Fuck me like I’m your little bitch and you’re my cur. Fuck me!”
As she read, I approached her in the chair and went to give her a massage on her shoulders. I started softly touching her neck and hair, softly at first, then strongly. I was slowly dominating her.
She read the whole passage. She put the book down and let me reach down, touching her breasts, squeezing, pinching, pulling, twisting her nipples. I could begin to smell her excitement. Her skin was getting moist with sweat. Her chest was heaving. She was moaning. And then she did it. She offered herself to me. She pleaded. “Take me,” she almost whimpered.
But I made her wait in tense anticipation. I told her, “Imagine Lola here with us. She’s in the other seat. Her legs open. Shirt off and bare breasts. She is licking her lips and teeth. Massaging her thighs.”
My voice lowered another notch. I leaned in to whisper in her ear. I commanded her to keep her eyes closed and forget where she is and allow her mind to go back into the book with you. She closed her eyes and opened her legs. She melted as I stood behind her. I said, “I need you to do something for me. Understood?”
She repeated my word in agreement, “Understood.”
In that one word, she communicated that she was offering herself to me – mind, body, and soul.
When I kick into dominant mode, my voice tone lowers and my speech slows down. She knew how to get me into dom zone. She is usually a very strong and independent person, but she suddenly became bashful and weak. Her cheeks and chest were blushing. She asked for permission to stay. She put the closed book between her legs and pressed her thighs together.
She confessed that she had never been with another girl, but that she’d definitely go for you. She said she loved your character. I said, “She’s no character. She’s real. She did all of that nasty, dirty stuff. I know.”
“You want me to be dirty?” she asked. Her tone indicated she was praying to have me say Yes.
I walked around the front of the chair and looked at her deeply in her eyes.
“Is it warm in here?” she asked as she removed her top.
I was sitting on the bed in front of her and I told her to put her hands down her pants and get off.
Her small, perky tits reminded me that she is half my age. I was rock hard looking at that gorgeous angel sitting before me, masturbating to my command. But, before she came, I told her to stop. She looked up, confused. I asked her to go to her room and continue masturbating, edging, and to text me when she couldn’t take it anymore.
She stood up. I put the book in her hands and told her I read it all already and I want her to have it. I told her to walk to her room without putting her top back on.
She obeyed.
About a half hour later I got a text saying she is getting crazy and needs to cum.
I called her back and talked her through a powerful orgasm.
There you have it, our first Valentine’s Day Pandemic Promotion fan mail.
99 Problems: A Valentine’s Day Tale
[Dear Lovlies, this story was published in the February 2021 issue of Ethical Non-Monogamy Magazine. If you would like to get your free Match, Cinder & Spark book, send us an email at: downloladown@gmail.com]
“Well, Darling, I guess it’s just you and me: Santa and his little sexy elf,” I said to her as she snuggled up to me under my arm on the couch. She was still wearing her sleek red dress and nothing else. We had the fire going (on the T.V. thanks to Netflix).
“It was a nice day,” she said, a touch of melancholy in her voice.
We both knew it wasn’t like Christmases past. It was COVID Christmas. No kissing friends and strangers under the mistletoe or unwrapping presents with a large crowd looking on to see your reaction to their gift.
We had spent the day delivering goodies to friends and family, driving all around town, making stops from noon until nine at night. Each stop was accompanied by a little chat outside in the brisk air with a shot or two to warm us up. It was good to see familiar faces and bring them gifts, even if we couldn’t hug, kiss, dance, or sit in their comfortable living rooms for some schnapps and grog.
We were determined to make the day as special as we could. Now that we were home (and a little tipsy) I told her she could look under the tree to see what Santa had brought for her.
“Have you been naughty or nice?” I asked.
“Which gets me more gifts?” she asked as she rummaged under the tree and found the little box I had carefully hidden.
She immediately knew what it was. She opened it extremely carefully. The diamond ring was illuminated by a tiny light that automatically turned on when the ring box was opened. It looked magical in the dimly lit room. The cute case glowed with an aura of heavenly mystique.
“Oh Daddy!” she said, giving me a big kiss. “How did you know?”
She was being very facetious since she had designed the piece of jewelry, ordered it, and tracked its delivery. All I did was pass her my credit card and then wrap it when it arrived.
“Is there anything there for me?” I asked.
“Yes, there is. Wait here and come into the bedroom when I call you.”
A few moments went by before her sing-song voice invited me in.
She was wearing a new red satin negligée. “My Santa suit. Second only to my birthday suit.” She spread her legs to reveal that she also had shaved.
“No more Hannukah bush?” I asked.
“You know what they say.”
“What’s that?”
“Hair today, gone tomorrow.”
“You’ve been hanging around me too long. Leave the puns to dads who like dad jokes.”
“Do you like, Daddy?” she asked as she gently tugged at her pussy lips.
“Very much.”
“You’re not hard to please. You know that?”
“Yes, but when you please me, I am hard.”
“Show me! Let me drink your eggnog.”
“Your ring looks good on your finger,” I remarked as she stroked herself.
“Yes, now maybe you’ll make me a proper hotwife!”
“Oh no, Lo. I can’t make a descent woman out of you. You’ve spent a lifetime cultivating being an indecent woman.”
“True. But you know, either way, I’m happy. Deep, deep inside, I’m happy. And you can be too.”
“Be happy?”
“No, deep, deep inside me.”
She stood up from the bed, bent over, and looked at her exposed rear in the full-length mirror behind her. “It’s weird,” she said, “how horny I get looking at myself naked.”
I have to admit, she had me excited just looking at her like that.
I fumbled to remove my pants as she pouted, “Daddy, I just can’t wait.”
As swiftly as I could, I slid into her impatient peonies petals, already wet with dew.
Within moments she sensed the inevitable and spun around in order to receive her reward.
Though that may have been my climax, it is not the climax of our story.
Drunk on my cum, she looked up at me and asked, “Which part did you like the most: the first ten seconds or the last ten seconds?”
“Hey, I might have been fast, but what or who can give that much pleasure in so short a time?”
“Are you talking about my ability to give pleasure or yours? Never mind. I’ll show you what can give even more pleasure,” she said as she reached under the bed to take out her Hitachi.
As she was on her solo journey to Pleasure Town, I pulled out my laptop and read a few emails written to our shared downloladown account. There were a number of thank you notes from the men, women, and couples who had received our “XXX-mas” gifts – a free Match, Cinder & Spark book or audiobook.
It was nice to hear from our fans that we helped cheer them up in this otherwise dismal time.
After Lo had ‘spouted off’ in the best possible way, she sat up to look over my shoulder. Glancing at the screen, I sensed she was a bit disappointed.
“What?” I asked.
“Nothing.”
“No, it’s something Lo. What is it?”
“Just the thought that put me over the edge was that you were looking at photos of me, not reading emails.”
“Well, it’s the next-best-thing. They’re emails about you. Besides, why would I look at photos of you on my computer when you’re lying next to me vibrating your va-jay-jay till the levee breaks?”
“Exactly! And why would you be reading emails when you have this at your disposal?!” she said, slapping her sloppy puss for emphasis.
Changing the subject slightly, I asked, “Do you think it was egomaniacal of me to give my own books as a Christmas gift?”
“I think it’s egomaniacal of you to write those books.”
“That wasn’t egomaniacal. That was a gift to humanity.”
“Never have I seen such a self-satisfied narcissist!”
“Didn’t you just look in the mirror?”
“Shut up and pass me Glindo,” she said, referring to her glass dildo that was next to me on the nightstand.
“Why? What are you up to now?” I asked, seeing her with her legs spread wide on the bed, dildo in hand.
“Nothing, but I’m open to doing something.”
“What are you open to doing?”
“You.”
“Now?”
“Well, after I do myself.”
“Again?”
Never one for false modesty, she implored, “Read to me some of the things people are saying about the book.”
“While you jill it?”
“Yeah, it’s a turn-on to know that I get guys hard and women wet.”
“Well, one person called you a slut and said that you do all this just for attention.”
“That is not true,” she said emphatically, “being a slut is its own reward.”
“You could call the attention a fringe benefit.”
She was too busy now to laugh at my pun.
Overcome by her perspicuous paramour, Lo lunged forward with a long, lusty moan.
As she recovered from her self-inflicted squirt, I asked her, “Do you think we should do it again for Valentine’s Day?”
“I’m hoping we’ll do it long before then!”
“I mean a free book for fans.”
“Oh,” she said, realizing her mistake. “Sure. Maybe we could ask our readers to send in their Valentine’s Day stories and send a free book to the top ten that we publish.”
“That’s a great idea!”
“Photos are also welcome,” she added. “Now do me, Daddy. I’ve only had two orgasms tonight and you know I need at least three.”
“Lo, you really are a slut for attention!”
“I got 99 problems, but being a slut ain’t one.”
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Two Stars Revolving About One Centre
[Dear Lovely Readers, we’ve been saving this post for Valentine’s Day. Let’s make it Valentine’s week. Love to all of you!]
In the past, Lo has made reference to Richard Dreyfuss’ character from Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Roy Neary. She compared her obsession with the newly discovered world of sex to Roy Neary’s obsession with aliens and Devils Tower. Recently, we watched the classic 1977 film together. Neither of us had seen it in at least a decade. Upon watching it again – all these years later – for me the film is less about extraterrestrials and more about love, compatibility, and artistic passion.
After Roy is “touched” by the light (of inspiration?), he becomes fascinated, tantalized, and maniacally preoccupied with his vision. His wife Ronnie, as well as his children and neighbors, cannot understand him or his bizarre behavior and he grows increasingly estranged from those around him. Meanwhile, on the other side of town, Jillian Guiler is also privy to a glimmer of insight and her son is literally captivated by it. Independently of each other through most of the movie, Jillian and Roy try to realize their vision, but find that their attempts are not good enough. They are mysteriously drawn to something they don’t understand, yet are not free to disregard. They move toward the attraction and, unknowingly, toward each other.
These are two people who share a powerful vision and, while in the orbit of that vision, they find each other. Because they share a passion that is greater than either of them individually, they find that they have a bond, an understanding, a connection with each other that they have both been longing for and that they’ve never experienced with anyone else before. To put it simply, they fall in love in the heavenly aura of this alien presence.
The great mystery of the film is: What is this alien presence? But that question goes unanswered because, ultimately, it can only be answered by you. What is the vision that attracts you and which you share with your partner? – The vision that drew you together and that motivates you, moves you, inspires you, and nourishes your abounding love? For some it might be the love they feel for their children and family. For others it may be a shared passion for travel. For other still, it may be their interest in skydiving. I don’t know.
But for Lo and me, that mysterious tertium quid was felt right from the start. I hesitate to say it’s sex or sexuality. I hesitate to say that it’s a shared passion for porn or the possibilities of the body. I hesitate to name it at all because it is so much more than any one thing. It includes a shared intellectual pursuit, artistic appreciation, deep discussion, quiet moments. Or rather, perhaps its presence is felt in all those things, but it is still something beyond any of them. It is an undiscovered country to which we both are citizens and owe allegiance. It unites us in its mystical power and keeps us in its spell. Maybe, what I’m describing is what others simply call “love,” but whatever it is, I know I’ve never felt it with any other person and with Lo it is all I feel and all I know.
* Title taken from the poem of Henry David Thoreau:
We two that planets erst had been
Are now a double star,
And in the heavens may be seen,
Where that we fixed are.
Yet whirled with subtle power along,
Into new space we enter,
And evermore with spheral song
Revolve about one centre.