Category Archives: Sex Toys
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Guest Post – Squirting, Masturbating, Sex
[A big thank you to Laura from The School of Squirt for her short and sweet submission.)
What Did I Just Do? Am I Okay?
I was eighteen years old, full of hormones, and still a virgin. I was all but
desperate to experience my first orgasm, and that weekend, it was going to happen!
I had been dating a guy for a couple of months and had finally decided I
was “ready”. We had planned on hanging out that weekend, and though I hadn’t told
him yet that I was ready, he made it very clear that he was willing as soon as I gave
the word. I hadn’t actually told him I was a virgin though. I just kept telling him I
thought we should know each other really well first. Now that I was ready, I was
terrified that I wasn’t going to be able to handle the “pain” of losing my virginity, and
I didn’t want my guy to realize I hadn’t been honest with him. So I concocted a plan.
I would lose my virginity to a dildo.
I had a plan, now I needed the dildo. I hopped in the car and drove to the nearest
adult store. I thought I was incredibly cool and daring. Once I got there, I walked in
on a mission and grabbed the prettiest vibrating dildo I could find, it was pink with a
pearl finish. I had decided it was probably a good idea to pick out an adult film to go
with my ridiculously clever plan. Once I found a movie, I was ready, I was going to
go home and have my way with myself.
I was so excited when I walked into my apartment that my panties were soaked.
I sat everything down, put batteries in the vibrator, popped the movie in, took off all
of my clothes, sat on the couch, and spread my legs wide. My clit was swollen. I was
As the movie played I turned the vibrator on and went to work. So many feelings
and thoughts were running through my mind, and then it happened. Not only did my
cherry pop that day but out of nowhere the most intense, amazing, and satisfying
orgasm I would ever had came shooting out of my pussy. I had squirted everywhere
as my body shook and clenched. The orgasm itself had lasted a couple of minutes
straight and was nothing like anything I had ever heard of. I was immediately scared.
Once my body finally relaxed and I was capable of standing, I went to the
bathroom to examine myself. I didn’t know what to think. I had never heard of
anything like that before, and I had certainly never seen anything like it. I asked
myself, “What did I do? Am I okay?”. I had to talk to someone, but I didn’t want
anyone to know what I had been doing. I called my boyfriend and asked if he would
come over. I told him it was really important and that I absolutely needed to talk to
him. He was on his way.
Once he arrived I explained everything. I told him about my plan, the dildo, the
porn I was watching, about the liquid that had shot out of me, how good it felt, and
how scared I was. Of course, unlike me, he knew exactly what had happened and
wanted nothing more than to see it for himself.
He said, “you’re going to be fine, it was a squirting orgasm. You should feel
pretty happy, most women can’t do that”. Whew, I was okay. But now I wanted
more! Neither one of us could fight it, we were ready, I was ready.
He grabbed me by the hair, pulled me to the bedroom, threw me down and nearly
tore my clothes off. His dick was rock hard and a lot bigger than the dildo. He
climbed on top of me, shoved his cock in and fucked me. Hard and fast, never
stopping, until finally my pussy was ready to explode. My body clenched so hard I
pushed his dick out and then I erupted all over his stomach. As I lay there shaking he
shoved his dick back in until it was his turn and he exploded all over me.
In the thirteen years that have passed since that day, I have never had an orgasm
that intense, that erotic, that amazing. I lost my virginity to a dildo, learned I could
squirt, and had sex for the first time all in the same day. They often say, “you never
forget your first time”, oh how true that is.
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Bad Girl Bloggers Award
In the spirit of recreating the blogging community we had back in 2011-2012, we’d like to reintroduce the pay-it-forward format for the “Bad Girl Bloggers Award.”
Below you will find 25 of the hottest female bloggers (that I know of) who are the initial recipients of this prestigious award. They are the Best Bad Girls I know of on the net.
RULES: If you are a recipient, please choose 3-5 female bloggers who write about sex (or post sexy pics of them selves, or both) that you admire and award them by passing on the award photo above and the rules. Also, give a brief explanations of why you love those bloggers so much. Be sure to notify your favorite bloggers that they got the award!
Thank you and congratulations! ~ HH & Lola
Cara Thereon – http://closed2.wordpress.com – I LOVE Cara’s poetry and her honest periodic updates about her life and state of mind.
Same Sassy Girl – http://samesassygirl.blogspot.com – Sassy is in an open marriage and blogs about her various gentleman callers.
The Cammy Sisters – http://cammiesonthefloor.com – Two horny sisters who love to write about their various interests.
Mistress – http://confessionsofyourhusbandsmistress.wordpress.com – This blog is exactly what it’s title says it is.
Vixen – http://vixenincognola.wordpress.com – A sexy woman on a journey to “owning her freak.”
The Happy Hotwife – http://thehappyhotwife.blogspot.com – Another perfectly titled blog.
Polychick – http://seattlepolychick.com – Exploring the life of a polyamorous woman in Seattle.
Tis – http://tispersonal.wordpress.com – A romantic, personal blog with the occasional sexy snap-shot.
Penny – http://pennysdirtythoughts.com – A lot of educational sex-toy reviews with a smattering of Penny’s life stories and very artistic erotic photography.
Vanillamom – http://vanillamom.wordpress.com – Anything BUT vanilla!
Caitlyn – http://lovesexandmarriage.wordpress.com – A long and dear friend who is a great writer and an honest voice.
Kat – http://prowlingwithkat.com – A married woman on the prowl.
Molly – http://mollysdailykiss.com – If you don’t know Molly, then you really are new around here. Check her out!
Kayla – http://kaylalords.com – The BEST BDSM haiku you’ll ever read!
Marian Green – http://creativenoodling.wordpress.com – An incurable romantic, and thank goodness she is!
Hy – http://adissolutelifemeans.com – Hy is a complex blogger with complex relationships and a wildly popular BOOBDAY!
Scarlett – http://atrueunfolding.com – Some of the most introspective and beautiful writing – about sex and everything else – on the net.
Fatal – http://yougotomyhead.wordpress.com – Entering her site is the closest to entering her mind. Her writing reminds me of the movie “The Cell” – a wordscape of images and emotions that is very powerful.
Alice – http://pivoine68.wordpress.com/ – One very beautiful and sexy poet!
Greek Girl – http://hornygeekgirl.wordpress.com – Her About pages says “Adventures in Sex” and that about says it all!
All the folks at the Outdoor Co-ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society – http://coedtoplesspulpfiction.wordpress.com – A brave band of women in NYC who bare their badges of honor on their chests in public and bare it all at the spas and rooftop decks and then post about it on their blog.
NSTHW – http://notsotypicalhousewife.wordpress.com – A housewife who loves sex and loves writing about it.
Emma – http://www.dirtylittlewhispers.com – Incredibly erotic photography, writing, and frequent sextoy reviews.
Ella – http://ellacydawson.wordpress.com – A writer and reviewer who is on the fast track to literary fame.
Vic – http://sexualdestinies.blogspot.com – A hotwife who has a libido to rival Lo’s.