The Newest Inductees to The Match Book Club – Two MILFS and a Daughter

We have a very special treat for all of you today. Not one, not two, but three inductees to The Match Book Club.

First, we have Lisa-Anne. A beautiful MILF, twice divorced with two kids. A son in his twenties and a daughter who is a preteen. Lisa-Anne just loves to be admired and complimented. She also loves a good, smutty read. You can find more of Lisa-Anne HERE.

Lisa-Anne gets her reading materials ready

The beautiful Lisa-Anne

Lisa-Anne getting off after reading Match, Cinder & Spark

Lisa-Anne loves Lo

Lisa-Anne quick selfie

Lovely Lisa-Anne and Match, Cinder & Spark

A double or triple feature: We have the lovely, 51 year old MILF, who goes by Tinkergirlmilf, and her 21 year old daughter, Bunny. The two of them play together. Bunny is in college and apparently loves to read mommy’s dirty books – together with mommy! Mommy is dedicated to her daughter, so much so that she made a loyalfans and onlyfans account in order to raise money to pay her daughter’s tuition. Bunny doesn’t think that mom should shoulder all that on her own and so, to help raise funds for her education, Bunny joins in on occasion. You can imagine how the tuition dollars go up when she does! Don’t you want to cumtribute to their joint account?

TinkergirlMILF and her daughter Bunny read Match, Cinder & Spark together

Mom & Daughter together reading Match, Cinder & Spark

Daughter Bunny stole Mom’s Match, Cinder & Spark

Hey Bunny, some help please!

Mom and Daughter show their love for each other after reading Match, Cinder & Spark

“Bunny, do you like my shaved pussy and thong?”

 

Mother’s Day gift from Bunny

“Daughter, will you tell me if my princess plug is all the way in?”

 

Masochistic Masturbatory Melee

At the party

Masochistic Masturbatory Melee – Off the Record with ‘S’ Continued

Lola had to take a break and pull out her Magic Wand after the last segment of the interview was over.  Something about it got her engine revving and that, in turn, meant that Mr. Hitachi’s engine was also buzzing away.  I found her there, in the bed, naked, her computer to one side, her legs up in the air, bent at the knees, her right hand holding the giant white instrument between her legs.  But, unlike her usual use of the upside-down white ice cream cone, where she just applies it to her sopping pussy, this time she was using it like a cudgel.  She was violently pounding the bulbous head of the thing against her pussy as if hammering a nail home.  It was vibrating, but, so it seemed to me, her sexual stimulation was from the repeated strikes of force.  I feared she was going to bruise her lovely, delicate labia.  Instead of bright pink, they’d be violet and mauve!  I stood in awe of this masochistic masturbatory melee until, as if breaking down the wall of a dike, she suddenly sprung a huge leak and she pressed the spherical bulb of the vibrator against her gushing pussy as if to stop the broken dam.  But her blocking the source of the river only caused it to flood more until she finally ran out of energy and the mysterious fountain of youth went temporarily dry.

She was panting in bed and I slowly slid in next to her.

“What was that?” I asked in a whisper.

“What was what?” she asked, her pupils still dilated.

“The new pounding technique with your slick sledgehammer there.”

“Punishment.”

“Punishment?  For what?”

“For liking what I shouldn’t.”

It was then that she passed me her computer to read the “off the record” part of the interview.

“I don’t think we can post this,” I said.

“No, we can’t.  It’s off the record,” she said, as she slowly returned to the land of the living.

“I meant, it’s – well, it’s. . .”  I was searching for the words.

“A touchy subject?” Lo suggested.

“To say the least.”

“You should hear what else she told me.”

“I’ve got time.”

It was Saturday and I was still in my pajamas.  Lo turned toward me, her breasts seeming to demand my attention.

“Well,” she began, “I couldn’t transcribe the story fast enough.”

“Because you were typing with one hand?”

“Daddy.  Please.”

“So, I’m right.”

“Do you want to hear her story or not?”

“You have me – a captive audience.”

She grabbed me by the balls and said, “Very captive.”

“Stroke my cock as you tell me the story and I’ll be completely captivated.”

She complied.

Here’s the gist of the story.

The events of the ‘boys being boys in the basement’ had happened toward the end of the school year.  Then it was summer vacation and S has an inground pool that kids who are too old for high school but too young (and rich) for a summer job congregate to on hot days.  The added benefit of seeing S suntanning by the pool was certainly an incentive for those young, horny boys to flock to her house and do belly flops and cannon balls into the cool, blue pool in a pathetic, but cute attempt to get her attention.

Though the boys came by regularly and there were a lot of scenes which S could describe for your lurid and prurient entertainment, three days of the summer stand out as extra perverse.

The first was Memorial Day.  S and her husband, let’s call him Dale, threw a party for their friends, neighbors, and their son’s friends, as well as the kids’ parents.  Dale was very excited to man the grill on the backyard patio while his guests enjoy the pool and other amenities.  S and Dale live in the southern U.S. and, though Memorial Day is in May, it is warm enough to want to swim in their part of the country by the end of April.

The party started off fine with some of the friends and neighbors arriving in small groups of twos and fours.  A couple of S’s son’s friends arrived and they were the first in the pool.  S, herself, was wearing a white t-shirt (no bra, no bikini top under it) and her Daisy-Dukes jeans shorts as she flitted from one small group of their guests to another.  Her rather provocative sartorial choices were not so provocative among this crowd of church-going, boob-job revealing, shorts and cowboy boots wearing MILFs in their thirties and early forties.  In fact, it was more of the rule than the exception.  The only difference was, S had been in porn posted on the internet and her son’s friends knew that, though the parents supposedly didn’t.

Dale was wearing his cargo shorts and a button-down, patterned, short-sleeve shirt and flip-flops.  He was prepping the steaks, burgers, dogs, and the marinated vegetables he was going to fire up on his enormous Weber grill.  He had a wide grin on his face, flashing those large white teeth of his, as he carried his cold beer from place-to-place, greeting his guests in between taking the food out to the chef’s station on the patio.

All was going well until S went inside to use the master bath to pee and caught one of the boys rummaging through her panty drawer in the bedroom.

“Now, what are you doing in there?” she asked, without judgment and with a little amusement in her voice.

The poor kid turned around and a more guilty face had never been seen.  His entire complexion was scarlet and he was near trembling, even as his right hand grasped tightly a red lace thong.

“I, I, I – I,” he stammered, not saying anything more.

“Were you looking through my panties?”

“Yes, yes ma’am,” he managed to say through his dry mouth.

“You like my panties?”

Again, he was only able to answer monosyllabically, “Yes.”

S shut the door and said, “Well, now.  If you don’t want to get into trouble for stealing my undergarments, take down that bathing suit and put on those panties you’re holding and then put your bathing suit back on.  You may have them, but that’s the only way to get them out of here.”

The boy’s complexion deepened from scarlet to near purple.  But he didn’t say anything in response.  He just slowly removed his boxer bathing suit, exposing his small, but rigid penis to S, who looked on in a supervisory sort of way, and then he slid the red lace thong up and over his hard penis.

“Now,” said S, “how’s that?”

The boy just looked down in silence.

“They look a little big on you, but then again, you’re small,” she said.  She reached forward, pulled the elastic band of the panties with her left hand, put her right hand down and fondled the boy’s parts to get them even more riled up.

“Maybe,” she said, looking at him, “we should put one of my dresses over you and send you back out to the party like that.”

He looked positively petrified that she was in earnest.

“Oh, I’m just kidding with you,” she finally said, laughing.  “You can’t wear that.  You have to grow up some more to fit into my panties.  Take them off and put your bathing suit back on and get going.”

The poor punished thief did as she said and he skedaddled right out of the bedroom to be back with his friends, including S’s son.

S laughed about it to herself.

Much later in the day, after the guests had eaten, drank a lot of beer and other, stronger beverages, swam, and drank some more – all under the hot sun of the clear sky – S changed into her bikini and got in the pool.  Her bikini was skimpier than the other MILFs’ swimwear at the  party.  It was two small white triangles on top, barely covering her areolae and transparent when wet, and a similarly small white triangle, pointing in the opposite direction down below, held in place by strings no thicker than shoelaces.

The boys’ jaws dropped when they saw her.  She smiled at them and slowly descended into the pool.  She swam exactly one lap and then emerged out of the pool like Venus emerging from the sea.  All three tiny white triangles were transparent.  Her nipples were clearly visible under the thin fabric and her shaved slit could be seen through the lower triangle, dividing it into two equal triangles.

She ignored the stares of the boys and their parents and walked over to bar and grabbed herself another drink.

A while later she noticed that none of the boys were outside.  She figured they had gone inside and were playing video games in the basement again.  She was worried they’d sit on the leather couches with their wet bathing suits.  She went inside and down to the game room.  No one was there.

She was surprised.  Where could a gaggle of teenage boys disappear to?

She went back out to the party.  She looked around.  She walked out front.  She could hear the boys’ voices.  She looked in the two-car garage window and saw them.  They had stolen a bottle of whiskey or brandy or something and were daring each other to take a swig.  In between dares, they were talking.

“Did you see Mrs. P–?” said one of the boys.

“Damn, she’s hot!  Hotter in person than on the videos.”

“Hey, that’s my mom you’re talking about!”
The boys ignored him.

“All dripping wet.”

“And that bikini!”

“You could see every-thing.”  He pronounced the word slowly, emphasizing each syllable.

“And I liked what I saw!”

“You did, did you?” said S as she walked around the corner of the garage and caught them red-handed and full of braggadocio.  Suddenly, they weren’t so bold anymore.  In fact, they were quite craven.

“Mrs. P–!” said one of them, as another tried to hide the bottle.

“I saw what you did,” she said.

Guilty faces all around.  So guilty, in fact, S wondered if maybe they did more than just steal a bottle of booze.

“Give it here,” she said to them, stretching out her arm.

Her son placed the bottle in her palm.

“Fuck!  Really?!  The Johnnie Walker Blue Label?  You couldn’t just take the Wild Turkey?

“Sorry,” said one of the boys, shame faced.

“Sorry?!  That’s not gonna cut it.  Turn around, all of you,” she said commandingly, as she walked to the big blue plastic bucket in which they kept their game stuff.  She pulled out a Ping-Pong paddle.  “Pull your bathing suits down,” she said.

“What?!” asked one of the boys, turning to look at her.

“Turn around, pull your suits down, and bend over.  Now!”

She sounded mean, like a drill sergeant, but she was laughing to herself.

The boys complied.

She first looked at all their cute little butt-cheeks lined up in a row.  Then she started paddling from the left to the right.  It was only one paddle each, but it was a hard, firm whap!  Each one let out a little cry as their turn was up.  Then she said, “Now, turn around.”

One of the boys began to pull up his suit.

“Did I say to do that?  Keep your trunks down around your knees.”

They obediently complied and turned around awkwardly.  Some of them were soft, others hard.  She looked them over.

“I should call your mothers in here and tell them what you were up to – that I caught you having a circle jerk.  How would you like that?”

“No ma’am,” said one of the boys, almost in tears.

“Don’t worry.  I won’t do that.  But don’t let me catch you drinking again!  There will be no underage drinking under my roof!”

She turned and began to leave.  She stopped at the threshold to the garage, put her right arm up on the side of the entrance, lifted her right leg, and looked back over her shoulder at the boys, all of whom were staring at her ass in the itsy-bitsy, tiny white thong.

“If you’re good, when we have our annual Fourth of July party, maybe you’ll get something special that will make your bottle rockets pop.”  Then she walked away.

Three white triangles

[To Be Continued]

 

Off the Record with ‘S’

A while ago, Lola conducted an interview with a hotwife, MILF, amateur porn-star named ‘S’ (you can probably figure out who she is). During the interview, S’s story took an interesting turn that was, then, off the record. Since then S has given up the porn production (because certain family members found out and pressured her and her husband to stop) and so now we bring you the part we had to leave out then, but we won’t be saying who exactly this is for, well, obvious reasons.

Artist’s rendering of the story

Lola to ‘S’: “Your son’s friends don’t know about your porn?”

‘S’ replied, “I didn’t say that.  Is this off the record?”

“If you want it to be.”

“Please.”

“OK.”

“Like I said, one of our friends found out about the homemade porn we were making and posting.  They thought it would be. . . I don’t know what. . . funny to tell our other friends.”

“That sucks.”

“Yeah.  So we had to tell our sons. They would find out from someone sooner or later and it was better to be from us than from one of their friends at school.”

“Of course.”

“So we told them.  The oldest didn’t want to know anything more.  He’s out of the house and was like, ‘Whatever Mom.’  But our younger son.  He had just started high school, so it could have been devastating for him.”

“Of course!”

“To our surprise, he had so many questions!”

“Like what?”

“Why?  Who?  How often?”

“Did you tell him?”

“Yes.  Of course.  We wanted to be honest.”

“How did he handle it?”
“He eventually accepted it – all of it.”

“That’s amazing!”

“Well, he’s pretty mature for his age.”

“I’d say.”

“But his friends eventually found out.”

“News of a mom making homemade porn spreads faster than news of a mom making homemade cookies, I guess.”

“Especially among young boys with raging hormones, just emerging out of a pandemic lockdown.”

“I can only imagine,” said Lo, dreamily.

“And they started jacking off to my films.”

“How’d you find out about that?”

“That’s an interesting story.”

“Do tell!”

“Well, one day his friends came over after school.”

“OK.”
“And they were playing video games and drinking soda and, you know, usual stuff.”

“Yeah.”

“But then I popped into the basement – that’s where they had the game console set up.”

“I can picture it.”

“I offered them some chips and other snacks or drinks, but they all just looked at me like I had three heads – or three tits!”

“That clued you in.”

“Yeah.”

“Then what?”

“I found out that after I had left the room, one of them said, ‘Can we turn off the game and watch your mom on Pornhub?’  My son was like, ‘No!  Absolutely not!’  But his friends overruled him and they turned it on.  The one who had asked to watch it knew exactly how to find it.  ‘That’s your mom?!’ the others asked.  They couldn’t believe it!”

“I bet.”

“They asked my son if I would come downstairs again.  He called me and I walked downstairs with more snacks for them.  They had turned the video game back on and pretended like they weren’t just watching porn of me.  I happened to be tanning outside when he called and so they saw my tattoos and knew right away that it was really me and not just a look-alike.  One of them was bold enough to say, ‘Mrs. P–, what’s it like to make those videos?’  I was taken aback and I said, ‘What are you talking about?’  He said, with a smirk, ‘You know.  We were just watching it.’  They turned it back on to show me.  It was a vid of me with two other men.”

“That’s mortifying!”

“Well, I had to accept it, right?”

“I guess.”

“It was my choice, after all.  Mine and my husband’s.”

“What happened next?”

“I said, ‘It’s just for fun,’ like I didn’t care what they did.  As if I was talking about gardening as a hobby or something.”

“And?”

“Well, they clamored, ‘Will you have fun with us?’”

“Bold!”

“Yes.  But they were at an age that they’d say anything that popped into their heads.”

“What did you say?”

“I thought I’d challenge them.  A game of chicken that I thought I’d win.  I said, ‘Pull down your pants and find out.’”

“Also bold!  What did they do?”

“To my shock and surprise, they did!  I was faced with five pubescent penises standing at attention as I stood in my skimpy bikini holding a bowl of chips!”

“What about your son?”
“He was there.  He watched.  He didn’t take down his pants.  His face blushed.”

“And?”

“I said, ‘You all jack off, right?’  They nodded.  I pulled my bikini bottom up tight so that my labia were flapping down over the taught string and said, ‘Well, tonight you can masturbate to the thought of this.’”

“That’s amazing!  Did they pull up their pants with a smile on their faces?”

“No.  The same boy who asked me about the porn, said, ‘I want you now!’”

“And?”

“Well, I can’t lie, I was intrigued to see how these kids could do.”

“No!”

“He started jacking off right there, in front of me and in front of his friends.”

“What did you do?”

“I watched.”

“Just watched?”

“Well, I’ll admit, I got wet.  I could feel my juices dripping down my inner thighs.”

“And?”

“He stared at my pussy lips as they enveloped the G-string and stroked so hard until he came.  He came so much and so powerfully and so far!!!!  It landed on my bare feet!”

“What happened next?”

“I said, ‘Feel better?’  He could hardly speak, but he nodded ‘Yes.’  I said, ‘Good.  Now the rest of you can go home and do the same, but this is our little secret, ok?’  No one said anything.  I added, ‘If you ever want something like this to happen again, you’ll agree, this is our little secret.  OK?’  They all agreed.”

“And what did you do?”

“I turned around slowly, so they could get a good glimpse of my ass, and went upstairs.  I went to my bedroom, got on the bed, pulled out my dildo, and went to town on my holes thinking about all those little eager cocks standing at attention for my pussy.  I thought about them all watching porn of me getting fucked and masturbating to me and I came so hard that I had to change all the bedding!”

“Did you tell your husband?”

“Not right away.”

To be continued…

“Normalize Cuckolding” Content Creator Roxy Interviewed by Lola Down

Questions for Roxy – the hotwife of Ben and Roxy who run the website “Normalize Cuckolding”:

Roxy Dover and Ben

Roxy, Ben, and Bull

L: How did each of you get into the lifestyle?

R:  We actually met while swinging. Ben had been in the lifestyle for like 10 years before we met. He started swinging right out of high school and has never had a monogamous relationship.  Me and my ex husband have always had threesomes and other group activities since high school.  After we kinda cheated on each other a bunch we decided to open things up a little more formally.  After a few weeks of hooking up with Ben we realized there was something going on between us and that we were in very bad marriages.  One thing led to another and we ended up getting divorced and we married each other. I know one of the rules of swinging is to not fall in love, so we call this our swinger fail.

Roxy Dover

L: When did you decide to launch “Normalize Cuckolding” and why?

R: A few years back we were joking around about me wanting to bring a boyfriend with us to various places and events and that we should “normalize cuckolding” so I could openly do that without any of the negative connotations that come with that. It was kinda a joke between Ben and me and then he used it in some of our promotional work.  People really took to it and it kinda took off.  After a while we decided to lean into it and do seminars, podcasts, and set up a whole site dedicated to it.

Roxy’s Puffy Pussy

In reality, “Normalize Cuckolding” is really about not kink shaming.  While we want to reduce the stigma of being a cuckold, because none of the stereotypes are close to being true in most situations, we also want people to be able to explore whatever they enjoy without the fear of what other people think or how they are going to react.  We have one trip through life; everyone should be able to enjoy it how they want.  As long as what you are doing isn’t hurting anyone, you should feel free to do what makes you happy.

Roxy’s Mons Pubis

Roxy Can’t Get Enough!

L: What has been the response to “Normalize Cuckolding”?

R: People love it.  There really hasn’t been any negative response and in fact it seems to have helped people.  We often get emails or DMs from people we have helped get into the lifestyle through our content. What was really cool was that at Exxxotica 2024 NJ, 2 young guys came over to our booth and we were talking and one of them started to say how cuckolds are just weak, little men who can’t satisfy their wives.  I then asked 6’7″ 400lbs Ben to come over to join the conversation.  Not only did that shut him down, but his friend actually schooled him on all of the positives of cuckolding and the reality of what most cucks are like. So, for the most part, it seems to help others understand the kink and is helping others understand it a bit better.

Roxy’s Brand

Roxy puts out the call

That Glaze!

L: Best cuck experience you’ve had so far?

R: We got an AirBnB and a hotel room. I took Ben to the hotel room and made him get naked and locked his PA piercing to a kettlebell so he couldn’t move or do anything.  I then went to the AirBnB and spent the night with a very well-hung bull.  It was the best sex of my life.  After fucking all night, I went and got Ben from the hotel room but sat on his face and made him clean my very full, very sore pussy first.  Then I brought him back to the AirBnB so he could make sure he thanked my bull before he left.  This was one of the hottest things we have done.

L: When did you bring Kallie Freya into the mix and what’s the story behind “Crimson Chaos”?

R: We were shooting at Exxxotica and Moses brought her to our room to shoot a threesome scene.  The chemistry between us was electric. It was clear there was a connection between us.  After that we became very close friends and started to work together.  Both of us being redheads, we decided on the name Crimson Chaos.  Currently our schedules and lives are kinda pulling us apart, but Kallie is one of the most authentic, friendly, caring people you could ever meet.

Kallie Freya and Roxy Dover

Kallie and Roxy on Vacation

Kallie and Roxy

Kallie and Roxy – Killer Curves

Kallie and Roxy share an intimate moment

Kallie and Roxy normalize cuckolding together

L: Favorite porn stars (amateur or professional)?

R: Every single person I have worked with has been amazing.  Either we are doing a great job vetting talent or most porn stars are awesome people, but the vast majority of the time I walk away from a shoot wanting to work with the person again.  Also, being in the industry you grow a deep respect for what other talent is going through.  This is a nonstop grind where you have to keep moving.  Being a porn star is not easy. When collaborating with others, they become your partner in this so it’s really hard to select just a few who are my favorites.  Now I do have a small list of people I will not work with, but I’m going to keep that to myself.

Kallie has some moves of her own.

L: Favorite films, books, or TV shows?

R: There is a pretty sweet collection of books called Match, Cinder & Spark; they are pretty good.  We don’t watch many movies, but for TV we are usually binge watching something from years ago.  We are currently watching “Everybody Loves Raymond,” just finished “Home Improvement.”  I always have “New Girl” on during the day when I’m home.  I like simple and funny things to watch; nothing that’s going to make me depressed or over tax my brain to think about…..comfort shows

L: How does your hotwife/cuck relationship compare with what you’ve read in the Match, Cinder & Spark books?

R: Every hotwife/cuck relationship is different. It seems in the book there is a loving primary relationship with a dominant partner who loves how slutty the other one is. Our relationship is kind of like that.  Real cuckold relationships are rooted in love. I hate when guys ask me to cuck them; it’s simply not possible. I don’t love them.  There is no way you can truly understand what it feels like to be a cuck or a hotwife if it’s not done in a loving relationship. I also like when Ben is dominant when we are together. I’m naturally submissive and some of the stuff I want to explore, like say knife play, can only be done with someone I trust.  The issue we run into is that Ben also prefers to be submissive and craves that loss of control. So, in our relationship when we are alone, Ben is more of a switch.

Kallie and Ben

L: What would your dream date with me entail?

R:  I’m Bi so I always enjoy a sexy lady like yourself.  I’m also a size queen, so I love big dick as well.  So, for me a dream date would be: we get a nice hotel room, enjoy each other for a bit, order a pizza, cause I love to see a curvy woman like you eat naked and be fucked, and then invite over a few well-hung studs to pound us the rest of the night. Maybe we kick them out when they are done and we can cuddle while eating some cake and watching TV as we fall asleep together.

L: What can we expect from you in the near future?

R: Just plugging away at the website and trying to further the normalize the cuckolding movement.  Also, we have gotten into VR porn over the last few years and I think I’m going to make a bigger push with that this upcoming year.

L: Thanks so much! This has been fun!

Come and Get It!

 

Binders Full of Women

Mysterious Scarlett

“Yes, please show Ms. Down in,” Lola heard the voice say over the intercom to the secretary at the front desk.

Lo had her binders full of women resting in her lap atop her short black skirt.  She held the binders firmly, with both hands.  Her feet were bouncing rapidly and nervously in her cute, shiny, teal, round-tow, kitten-heel, pumps.  She looked up anxiously at the sound of Collin’s voice over the intercom.

“You may go in now,” said the receptionist to Lo, only glancing at her briefly.

Lo entered the room, but instead of seeing Collin behind the large, wooden desk, she saw a beautiful brunette woman with bold, red lipstick, brown eyes, and stylish glasses looking down at some papers on her desk.

“Where’s Collin?” asked Lo, taken aback and with impudence, as if she had a right to her expectations.

The woman didn’t even look up at Lo.  “Busy.”

“But I heard his voice.  He told the receptionist to. . .”

“He’s working remotely,” said the woman, again, without looking up from her work.

“But, he’s supposed to. . .”

“I’ll be reviewing the layouts.”

“Who are you?”

Now the woman looked up at Lola.  Despite the woman’s attractiveness and thick mane of hair that Lo wanted to grab and hold onto as she pushed the woman’s voluptuous lips – her most striking feature – down between her legs, the stranger’s tone was cold, monotone, almost robotic.

“I’m the project manager.  The editor.  Collin’s right-hand man.”  She spoke and looked like Elizabeth Hurley playing Vanessa Kensington from the Austin Powers movie, which was just fine by Lola, because Lo had a long-standing crush on Elizabeth Hurley and the British accent made her twitterpated.

“You don’t look like a man,” said Lo, trying to get on the woman’s good side – if she had one, that is.

“I could fuck you five ways to Sunday,” said the editor.  Then those luscious lips broke into a smile and Lo could see the woman’s beautiful, bright white teeth behind them.  “And I would enjoy it too, I bet.”

The woman stood up, walked around the large desk, and extended her hand.  “I’m Scarlet.”

Lo couldn’t help but think how perfectly her name matched her looks.

“And I’m blushing,” said Lo.

“You’re everything Collin said you’d be.”

“Oh yeah?  What did he say I’d be?”

“Irresistible.”

“Did he?  That naughty rogue.”

“So, what’s that you have there?” asked Scarlet.

“My binders full of women.”

“I’d like to have a binder full of Lola,” she replied.

“That can be arranged,” replied Lo, and adding after a pause, “but I’m sure he’s shown you all of my angles already.”

“No, actually,” said the woman, politely, but slowly fingering Lo’s blouse seductively.  “He wanted me to use my imagination.  But he did tell me all about you.”

“Such tales require little imagination.”

“Well, now that I see you, I can tell you that the imaginings will be more vivid and erotic.”

Lo blushed again.  She felt at a disadvantage since she knew nothing about this bombshell before her.  “Collin can be obsequious.”

“Obsequious?!  He didn’t do you justice.”
“No?”

“Well, to be fair, now that I have met you in person, it seems to me all words fall short of conveying your beauty.”

“You are kind.”

“No.  I am objectively correct.  I have multiple degrees in the subject.”

“They offer upper-level classes on Lola Down?”

“If only,” said Scarlet, “my degrees are in art, aesthetics, design, and marketing.”

“That’s a lot of degrees for so young a woman.”  Now Lola was being obsequious.  Scarlet was clearly in her thirties, if not early forties.

“Keep up the flattery like that and I will have to put you over my knee to teach you not to fib.”

“You could put me over your knee anytime for any reason.”

“I may take you up on that, but only if you displease me.”

“I don’t have a degree in it, but the giving and receiving pleasure was my field of study in college.”

“I could be your master’s thesis advisor then.”

“I’m willing to learn from anyone who can teach me a new trick.”

“Let’s see your homework and then we’ll get to the extracurriculars.”

Lo placed the multiple thick binders on the desk before the brunette.

“They are divided into sections, as I imagine the masturbatorium museum will be.”

Scarlet looked at the index:

 

Porn Stars

MILFs

Preggo

Lactating

Breastfeeding

BBW

SSBBW

Golden Girls

Girls Next Door

Moms and Daughters

Nudists

BDSM

Boy-toys

Trans

Tiny Tits

Tiny Cocks

Creatures of Enormous Size

Bestiality

Misc.

 

 

“I see you’ve been photo farming.”

“What?”

“You know, photo farming – collecting photos of women and men you find alluring.”

“Oh, I just call it ‘putting it in the fap hat.’  You know, like the ‘spank bank’ ‘snack pack,’ or ‘bean machine,’ ‘perv reserve,’ and ‘jill thrills’ if you wish to be particular about it.”

“It’s a photo farm,” said Scarlet definitively.  “And that’s ok.  We all have them.”

Scarlet turned the pages slowly, viewing each page with an expert eye.

She then flipped through the hundreds of other pages.

“There’s a lot here,” he said, pensively, as she was cursorily reviewing Lo’s work.  “I think I’ll need to bring this work home with me.  In the meantime, why don’t you utilize your platform to see what your readers would like?”

“Like, post all of these photos?”

Scarlet managed to tear her attention away from the binders in order to look up at Lo.

“Not all,” she said, “That would be ridiculous!  We’re trying to whittle this enormous collection down to a manageable size.  Post a sample of each category and see what people say they’d like to see more of.  After I’ve had a chance to look through this myself, I’ll call you.”

Lo reluctantly left her binders full of women on Scarlett’s desk and stood up, a bit perplexed.

“Will that be all?” she asked as if she were some sort of subordinate to this superior.

“One more thing,” said Scarlett.

“Yes?”

“What’s your favorite?”

Lola didn’t need to give the question any thought.  She simply said, “That would be cheating.  But maybe, if you ever do fuck me five ways to Sunday, you just might find out.”

Scarlett smiled mischievously and then pressed on her intercom button.  “I’ll need a few minutes before my next appointment,” she said as she opened her desk drawer and pulled out a huge dildo and placed it on the desk for Lo to see.  “That will be all, Ms. Down,” she pronounced clearly and coldly.

Lo’s heart had skipped a beat because, for a moment, she thought Scarlett would be using the foreboding phallus on her, but then she realized what was happening and turned to exit.  She did an about-face so fast on her feet that her short little skirt flew up for just a second, revealing her ass to Scarlett’s probing eyes.  Then she was gone.

[Dear Reader, please use the comments to vote for your favorites or to suggest others.]

Stoya

Stoya

Pornstar Sasha Grey

Sasha and Stoya

Sasha

Sasha

Pornstar Daizha Morgann

 

Daizha Morgann

Pornstar Lola Vargas Martin

Porn Star Gili Sky

MILF Samantha Massie

MILF Samantha Massie

MILF Samantha Massie enjoying Match, Cinder & Spark

Sam and Son

Sam and Daughter

Quintessential MILF Sam

 

Preggo

Three Pregnant Muses

Crossover – Preggo Porn Star Grey Desire

Lactating

Breastfeeding

Breastfeeding

Breastfeeding Lisa Shapira

Breastfeeding

BBW – Chunky Vixen

Chunky Vixen

BBW – Lisalou and Aurora Fits

Lisalou and Aurora

SSBBW Rosiee

SSBBW – Lady Brads

SSBBW – Lady Brads

BBW Party

Golden Girl – Beautifully Broken

Beautifully Broken

Beautifully Broken selling her panties. Send her an email and tell her Lola sent you.

Golden Girl – Queen Bev getting off to Lola

Golden Girl – Queen Bev from behind

Golden Girl – Queen Bev showing off the large pussy

Golden Girl – Queen Bev gets off on her FUPA

Golden Girl – Queen Bev loves to read naked

Golden Girl – Queen Bev an boyfriend

Vote for your favorite category/slut in the comments. Feel free to suggest a category or slut we missed. Also, don’t forget Lola Down:

Lola in the tub

More to (make you) cum.

 

To All the MILFs, Moms, and Masturbators

Happy Mother’s Day and Masturbation Month!!!

Masturbation Month

“I can resist anything, except temptation.”

The Match Book Club Masturbators

Alia wasn’t a mom then, but she is now.

Alia and woman’s best friend.

Alia

Caylee single

Caylee single and slutty on Halloween

Caylee getting married

Caylee Wedding Night

Caylee baby bump

Caylee keeping it smooth

Not every woman would go to the nude beach at 8 months pregnant, but Caylee would.

Gabbie Gabriella

Gabbie Gabriella

Preggo Gabbie Gabriella

Preggo Gabbi Gabriella

Jessica Poirier

Jessica Poirier with daughter Gabrielle Poirier

Preggo Addy Sins

Preggo Addy Sins

Mr. and Mrs. Sins with baby Sins

Addy Sins reads Match, Cinder & Spark

The very sexy Samantha Massie

Bootiful Samantha Massie

Samantha Massie is a member

Samantha Massie and Lo

Preggo Sam

The Adorable Sara Anne

Sara Anne is a member.

Sara Anne 100% Hotwife MILF

Happy Mother’s Day to these MILFs and all our Match Book Club members! And a BIG Shout Out to Grey Desire who just had her second baby and is now a self-proclaimed “HuCow”!

Grey Desire very pregnant

Grey Desire fisting

Grey Desire Preggo Peeing

Grey Desire lactating

Golden Girls – Queen Bev

Queen Bev enjoys Match, Cinder & Spark!

Our second Golden Girl and latest member of The Match Book Club, is Queen Bev – “The Super FUPA” (Fat Upper Pussy Area)! She LOVES to post sexy photos of herself and only came to this later in life. No matter! She’s sexy as hell! Here’s Lola’s interview with her. (If you missed our first “Golden Girl” – Candi Annie – you can check her out HERE.)

Queen Bev reads Match, Cinder & Spark

Queen Bev touching her FUPA

All hail the Queen!

Queen Bev Spreads

LOLA: When did you start posing nude and why?

QB: Two years ago now, so 2023, to help boost my confidence.

Bev in Fishnets

Queen Bev FUPA from behind

Queen Bev Supa FUPA

LOLA: I see you actually met up with a few people that look like you originally met them on-line. How did that happen and how’d you like it?

Queen Bev with fan Jamie Reed

Jamie Reed fills the FUPA of Queen Bev

QB: I met up with two different guys from social media. The first guy I met two different times last year. It was amazing. We had a great connection. Too bad he was married. We still talk a little bit. We would do it again, but he is a little ways away and it cost money for me to get there. The second guy is an hour away from me and he has come to see me twice and I went to see him twice. He has a girlfriend and supposedly they’re not good together, but who knows? You never know what guys are telling the truth or not, but he’s really good and he’s actually coming over this weekend.

Actual Bev ad

LOLA: Oooh, nice! So, did posting nudes of yourself increase your confidence?

Queen Bev all-over golden tan

QB: Truthfully, yes and no. Yes because you see the comments and the emojis from the guys. But for me, I had had a bad ex-husband he made me feel not good enough. So I constantly compare myself to the other women. It doesn’t matter if they’re thinner or bigger. If they’re thinner and they have bigger boobs, or have smaller boobs, but they’re bigger, then I feel they’re better or more beautiful. It’s worse when I post my pictures, but I love taking pictures of myself and I like showing, but then I have all these feelings that I’m not good enough.

Queen Bev made this on a bad self-confidence day

What do you think of Queen Bev?

LOLA: Do any of your friends or family know about your sexy posts?

QB: No. (Long pause.) Wait a minute! My cousin found pictures of me on a different app that somebody posted without my permission, so he knows. That was a little embarrassing but he said I look good. I’m like, OK whatever.

Queen Bev having some fun

LOLA: What are your kinks?

QB: I don’t know if you call it a kink or not, but I like watching the guys jack off. Sometimes they’re jacking off to me, sometimes just jacking off.  I like seeing it.

Queen Bev in a thong. Jack anyone?

Queen Bev celebrates the luck of the Irish

Doesn’t Queen Bev look like fun?

Queen Bev can’t keep her clothes on long though

LOLA: Your pics and vids show you peeing and masturbating. Do you like doing that for others, for strangers?

QB: I do it for the guys. I’d rather do it in person, but this is the next best thing.

Queen Bev Water Sports

Queen Bev keeps the FUPA slick

LOLA: How did you like Match, Cinder & Spark?

QB: It was awesome! It inspired me to take some photos in short-shorts.

Queen Bev in her short-shorts

LOLA: Thanks Queen Bev! This has been fun!!!

Queen Bev getting off to Lo

Queen Bev Back

Queen Bev Front

Queen Bev Back Again

Queen Bev’s beauty runs in the family.

Stunning!

The Golden Girls – Candi Annie

Cute Candi Annie

We’re starting a new category for this blog – “The Golden Girls” – that will feature sexy mature women (and their men).  This week we’re going to begin with a woman who has been in the lifestyle before it was called that.  Candi Annie was introduced to poly relationships real early and she hasn’t let up.  She’s in her sixties now and still going strong. If you like what you read and see, leave her a sweet comment.

Here’s the interview:

LOLA – Tell us about yourself. Where’d you grow up? Where’d you go to school? What did you do for most of your life? And how did you get into taking sexy photos and making sexy films?

Candi Annie in red

C.A. – I grew up in a small town in upstate New York and went to college in Boston- to a long gone, all girls college- Bay State Junior College. Getting away from all the limitations of a small town was an eye opener for me especially when it came to sex. I wanted to do it all and let all inhibitions go away. I tried everything I could think of sexually. A married couple that I actually “dated” at the time opened me up to not only the lifestyle having sex with other women which was great and sex on-camera. They actually arranged my first venture into hardcore porn for my eighteenth birthday where they bought me a ticket to LA to be in a “professional” porn shoot. It was so exciting and fun! My life took a turn after college and I had one bad relationship after another and my sexuality was put on the back burner for a number of reasons.

Unfortunately, the “professional porn shoot” pics are lost, but Candi Annie has tried to make up for it in later life.

Candi Annie with AARP volunteers.

Candi Annie getting off

LOLA – Where did you meet your husband and how did you two grow into the lifestyle you lead now?

C.A. – I met Al on the island of St. Croix where he was living and I was getting away from a cold New York winter and another bad relationship. We hit it off immediately! We talked for hours just walking around under the warm tropical night it was so amazing to find someone that I could tell everything to and he did not judge me. That openness is what solidified our relationship from the beginning. He never thought of me as a slut or anything like that, neither of us were virgins, what BS! He was excited to know of my previous experiences and was always wanting to know what made me feel good. The first time he went down on me it was electric, my most amazing orgasm in years! The sex just kept getting better and we were like 20 yr olds having sex 4-5 times a day. We never really thought of the lifestyle since our sex lives were already great, we just didn’t need it. But early on erotic photos did add some excitement and kept that “spark” alive.

Candi Annie with a friend at home.

Candi Annie likes to dress up to go out.

Candi Annie hitting on the staff.

LOLA – I can’t believe you’re sixty! You look great! Any special hints for preserving that beauty – both in terms of your face and also your great body?

C.A. – I am getting older and I certainly see the wrinkles more and more but I have always believed in good fast paced walks 3-4 times a week, nothing crazy and frankly speaking we still have sex every day- usually wake up sex that is usually all oral. I wake up to Al licking my pussy and after I reach my orgasm, Al brings his cock to my mouth and I “milk” him. Maybe that has something to do with all over health too, a big mouthful of cum everyday! I have to admit I crave the taste!

Candi Annie says, “A load of cum in the morning keeps me looking young!”

Candi Annie, “Next!”

Candi Annie is an inspiration to Lola Down

LOLA – I’ve noticed that most of your posts are with men and mostly older men. What are you into – men, women? Would you enjoy being with a younger man or woman?

C.A. – Older men just seem to be more caring and sensual. Ever since I visited those adult theaters in College where older men surrounded me and fondled me in such an erotic and respectful manner that I never felt uncomfortable. I would enjoy one after another but they were never forceful or disrespectful. They wanted to see me enjoying myself as much as they wanted to get off! That theater is where I met the male half of that couple I mentioned earlier. They took me under their wings and introduced me to so many exciting sexual things. Age did become an issue as we went along since I was actually only 16 when I met them but we had a great couple years and all involved had a great time. I have absolutely zero regrets!

Candi Annie camping

Candi Annie greeting the neighbors at the campground

Candi Annie has been around since before women shaved the bush

LOLA – What are your kinks, fetishes, and taboo interests?

C.A. – I think I have done them all! At this point meeting fun, interesting couples to explore with is all that is left on the bucket list. To have other couples that are well traveled open, loving but are sensual, compassionate, respectful and more on the professional and quiet side is our primary interest now. We are beyond the wild loud parties and really tired of rude, crude and pushy guys.

Candi Annie working from home

Candi Annie ready for her next Zoom meeting

Candi Annie prepping for that big presentation.

Candi Annie waiting for your call

LOLA – How long have you done this – the sex posting – and how long do you hope to keep it up?

C.A. – We started posting erotic photos about twenty years ago and without doubt it has kept the spark in our relationship! Truthfully I think this may be my last year unless perhaps the financial side improves, our sex life is great and I think the couples – swingers resorts and cruises etc will be our focus moving beyond this year. Not everything has to be on camera.

Candi Annie camping again.

Keep going Candi Annie!

LOLA – Top bucket-list sex fantasy?

C.A. – Tops is to find those elusive perfect couples to explore with! They should both be Bi, as well as the previously mentioned prerequisites. Age is irrelevant as long as everything else comes together, but it will take a “mature” couple to hit it off with us- that is an attitude not an age.

Candi Annie looking great!

LOLA – Books, movies, TV shows, and other porn stars you like?

C.A. – As far as pornstars- Nina Hartley is my long time crush and with her age she just gets more impressive. I am somewhat of a John Grisham fan and read most his books . Love erotic tales as well and of course Match, Cinder & Spark books! For TV shows I love comedy!!

Nina Hartley back in the day

Nina Hartley looking hot!

Nina Hartley timeless!

LOLA – What’s your relationship with your fans?

C.A. – I have some amazing on-line lovers! It is such a turn on for me to know the men masturbate as they watch me and cum as they think of me. If that is not some kind of LOVE I don’t know what is! My biggest thrill is to receive video tributes that show them masturbating as they watch my video and end with a huge flow of cum going all over the screen! As far as meeting in person, I am very careful and let Al deal with that. I like the fantasy that I share with my lovers on-line and living up to that in person does not always work out. They have thoughts of what I am like and I love to share and let their fantasy continue but meeting the real me can let them down and that frankly terrifies me. It happened once many years ago where we met a couple in Newport, RI where we were living at the time they wanted to get together with the point to see about moving forward with an intimate relationship. The female in that couple backed out saying I was too old and not what she expected. I was devastated and that put our swinging hopes on hold for years. I now hope to just be at a resort or on a cruise where we just happen to met the right couple that we hit it off with! As for single men – it is even more difficult – rude and crude scare me! – in person anyway… on-line it is fine!

Show us some love! Send your cumtributes for Candi Annie and Lola Down to me: downloladown@gmail.com

LOLA – What’s next for you?

C.A. – More of those cruises and hope that destiny will show us the swinger way!

LOLA – Where can we see more of you?

C.A. – My main content site is: https://candiannie.com
it is forwarded to sheer currently: https://www.sheer.com/Candi-Annie
most free content: https://www.xvideos.com/candi_annie_official
latest videos and custom work: https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/437396/candi-annie/Store/Videos
always some here: https://xhamster.com/users/newbiecpl4u
others would be newbienudes and adultism plus…

social sites:
Twitter “X” – https://x.com/anniecandi73578?lang=en
Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/candiannie.bsky.social
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/newbiecpl4u/?rdt=48390
MeWe: https://mewe.com/candiannie.27/posts
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61557639365527
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/candi_annie69/

If you want Candi Annie to keep doing what she’s doing into her 70’s, support her content!

Thanks so much Candi!!!!

Bye for now Candi Annie

Rank Erotica

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Match, Cinder & Spark made the top 50 of erotic reading

What a lovely Valentine’s Day gift!

We found out yesterday that this blog is ranked 46 on the Ranker website for best erotica.

Thank you to all those who voted for us and please, visit the site to find more erotic authors and also, if you don’t mind, voting us up the list.

xoxoxoxo,

Lola & HH

The author and his muse

 

Masturbatorium Museums

I mention this little interlude about the Cum Cube because, though it was ultimately only marginally successful in its original purpose and plan, it became inspirational for Lola with the new sex scheme she was concocting with Uncle Collin and his nephew David.  You see, she recalled the Cum Cube, or masturbation station, and thought that it was a sort of proto-masturbatorium like that along the lines of which Collin was describing.  Or, at least in Lo’s twisted mind it was.  She thought back on the experience fondly.

Lactation Station Magazine

By the way, after the local news reports covered Lo’s Cum Cube and that inspired the morality police to put pressure on the politicians to have the actual police shut it down, it didn’t go to waste.  The city actually repurposed the Cum Cube as a lactation station, but, in reality, it was used as a masturbation station.  Whenever you see a public lactation station nowadays, you never know – there could be men or women inside there, jacking and fapping to magazines, books, posters, of Lo.  Hell, they could be reading this very blog and getting off to it.  But I digress.

Masturbation Station Magazine

Lola described her experience with the Cum Cube to Collin and he was very intrigued, but he pointed out the obvious differences between Lo’s lark and his grand scheme for industrial scale sperm collection sites across the country.

“We have to make the new collection centers warm, inviting, and most of all, we have to offer the men something they cannot simply get at home,” he said.

“Yes,” agreed Lola.  “It cannot have anything of the seedy atmosphere of a peep show, a porn store, or. . .”

“Upscale,” interrupted Collin.  “It has to be respectable.  We cannot place them in the parts of town known for sex.”

“Maybe in five-star hotels?”

“That’s an idea.”

“We should model them on Good Vibrations.”
“Good Vibration?” asked Collin.

“Yes.  You don’t know the store?”

“No, I’m afraid I don’t.”

“That’s surprising.”

“How so?”

“Because it has to do with sex and I thought you were the world’s resident living expert on the subject.”

“You flatter me.”

“Good Vibrations is a sex-toy store.  It’s first and flagship store was in San Fransisco.  What makes it unique is that it markets itself mainly to women and in order to do that they had to make it bright, welcoming, in busy, safe neighborhoods.  Not like most sex shops, in the worst parts of town where only men would dare venture.”

Lactation Station Magazine

“I see.  I’ll have to research this more,” he said, taking a note on his desk.

“Yes, it has to be seamlessly integrated with the mainstream culture and commerce.”

“Even better, it has to be on the level of an art gallery!”

“Yes, that would be perfect.  An art gallery – the biggest in the neighborhood – that has private viewing rooms with docents that double as cum coaxers.”

“I think we’re onto something,” said Collin with a broad smile.

He stood up and touched the bookshelf behind his desk in such a way that it rotated 180 degrees, hiding the books and revealing a fully stocked bar.  “Shall we drink to this joint venture of ours?” he asked, pulling out a bottle of bubbly from a mini cooler.

“It seems a bit premature, don’t you think?”

“How so?”

“We haven’t gotten down to business with the hard choices of the décor.”

“Come here, my dear,” he said, popping the cork on the bottle and taking out two glasses.

Lo walked around the desk and sat on Collin’s lap as he poured the Champagne.

“Let us drink to hard business and premature celebrations while we peruse the paintings and photos that shall adorn our masturbatorium museums.”

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