I interrupt the usual (or irregular) broadcast of this blog in order to ask a question of you, our readers.

How many of you who are or were in long-term relationships have steamy, sexy, powerful dreams of your partner – like every night – that wake you up out of your sleep?

You see, Lo and I have been together for 5+ years and still, almost nightly, I have dreams of her that give me uncomfortably hard erections. This night, for instance. Here it is, 2:30 in the a.m. and I was having a powerful dream about the loveliness of Lo’s ass. She was silently sleeping naked next to me and if I didn’t get up from the bed, my unconscious caresses of her rear would have woken her from her sound slumber.

This happens on a very regular basis – to Lo’s great consternation. Does this happen to you?

Thanks – your faithful insomniac looking for answers.