Letter to the Editor

A thirty-something guy wrote to Lola saying, “H.H.’s writing about you is so amazing.  Do you read it much?”

Lola told him, “H.H. reads every story to me in bed before they are published.  I masturbate to them and edit them at the same time.”

He said, “That’s an amazing talent!  Multitasking.  It must make finishing the stories pretty hard.”

“I like making things hard.”

“It’s great to like what you’re good at.”

He then sent a number of photos of himself wanking to Lola’s pics.