This is some Friday fun from our friend Hy at “A Dissolute Life Means. . . “
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Are you a Nymphomaniac?
Well friends, the posts for “October is Orgasm Month” have cum to an end. With the last post recounting our Halloween experience, it brings the month’s tally to this:
Lola: 70+ (The plus is due to the fact that there were many solo-sessions when Lo masturbated to orgasm without me and without keeping track of the O’s. There were also a few nights that I lost count of her successes. So, the conservative number of O’s for Lo in October is 70. That averages out to a little more than two per day.)
H.H.: 18.
In response to the question, “What is a nymphomaniac?” Alfred Kinsey replied, “A woman who has sex more than you do.”
With that in mind, we’d like to hear from you: Ladies, are you a “nympho” (which in this context means more than 70 orgasms a month – solo or with a friend or friends? Gents, are you a satyr (more orgasms than 70 per month)?
Give us your take on it.
Thanks,
Lo & HH
p.s. – I’m reminded of this post by our dear friend over at Creativenoodling.
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Match, Cinder & Spark for your e-Reader!!!
Yes, it’s out now! If you can’t afford the $74.95 price tag of the soft-cover hard-copy edition of Match, Cinder & Spark: Volume I – Nymphomania and the Single Girl, then you can get your own copy of the 29 stories and Lola’s own preface to the work right here:
for only $1.99!!! Yes, you read that correctly. One dollar and 99 cents gets you all 92 pages (roughly) direct to your e-reader.
There are no pics in this edition, but you can see those and more here.
We hope you will treat yourself to this first e-publication of ours and know that you’re supporting this free blog with the pleasure you get from your purchase.
Thanks again!!!
Lo & HH
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Starting the New Year Off Right!
“Dear HH and Lola,
Just a quick fan e-mail to say I am so glad you are back. When I saw your site was gone from the internet I lost the will to masturbate and haven’t really done so since – then today in a last ditch sort of attempt, I typed in your web address and poof, there you were!Great writing. Great stories that never fail to turn me on and/or entertain. Great pictures – Lola, you are gorgeous.So just a little thanks for what you do. You were missed (for longer than you were gone for).”
That is an excerpt from a reader’s e-mail that arrived in our in-box TODAY! What better way to endorse our very first publication?!
All the trouble we experienced over the past six months did result in one good thing – we took time to review and edit the first 30 posts from this blog and turn them into 29 chapters along with an introduction from Lola to our first published book:
Volume 1: Nymphomania and the Single Girl
You can purchase this lovely, soft-cover edition with full-color photos of Lo right here:
We know, the price is insanely expensive, but that’s the lowest price we could make it. We don’t even earn any commission on this. So, if you’ve been enjoying our stories for free, now’s your chance to get your own copy.
And don’t worry about remaining anonymous – the transaction is secure and all your information is kept private (we don’t even see it). The book arrives in a nondescript brown cardboard box that only says “Lulu” on it. No one will ever know the contents so you can enjoy the stories at home again and again.
This is a major milestone for this blog and we plan on publishing Volume two in 2014.
Thanks to all of you who encouraged us along the way.
Yours,
Lo & HH
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New Look!
Dear Devoted Fans,
Please excuse our appearance while we update and rejigger this for the new year. We’re in the process of trying to settle in to our new virtual home (the L-O-N-G process of moving from WordPress to our new host is finally over – been working at it since July, very frustrating!) and we hope you like the changes we’re making. Please take some time to look around and give us your feedback.
Also, check out our “Cum On and Submit!” page. Ladies, would love to have some submissions from you akin to Hy’s “Boobday.”
Looking forward to hearing from y’all. In the mean time, here’s a new nighty Lo got for XXX-mas!
Stuff My Stocking!
It may be a little late to get as a XXX-mas present, but who are you kidding, you wouldn’t give this to anyone – you’d keep it for yourself right next to your bed. There’s still time to get this 2014 pin-up calendar! Buy purchasing, you not only give yourself something you want and need, but you help Lo and HH keep this blog up and running. It ain’t easy fighting all the censors you know. Do your part to keep our little corner of literotica on the net for free. Buy one today. Buy two today. Heck, buy five today!
You’ll thank yourself in the morning.
We have some big surprises in store for 2014. But for now, we will have some new stories cumming soon.