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My Love is a Red Red Rosebud

14 Feb

“I’m so fat!” she decried as she stood in her bikini looking in the mirror at her reflection. “You say that like fat is a bad thing,” I said with a smile. “Shut up.” “What?  All I’m saying is I like some meat on your bones.  You always tell me how much you like my […]

Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

22 Jan

It was one of those lovely summer days when you look out the window from your office and see everyone walking on the crowded street in t-shirts and miniskirts and you just wish it was the weekend and not Wednesday.  I had walked to work in the morning and, though I knew it would be […]

We’re Good

5 Jan

Once, while doing a little internet search to find out if any other guy is in a similar situation as I, I came across the following plea for help to some advice columnist:   I recently found out that my girlfriend waits for me to go upstairs and take a shower, or goes upstairs to […]

Sexy Shorts: Master Debater

1 Jan

In the bar, I held my cold beer and watched from a distance as some stranger tried to pick up Lo.  A smile ran across my beer-froth-covered lips as I saw her sitting on the barstool in her tight dress looking delectable with her curves in all the right places. Earlier that night Lo and […]

Priestess of Porn

12 Dec

Lola and I were discussing my latest publication and the woeful lack of financial reward gained from it. “Do you think that the problem may be with the world, not with me?” I asked, tired of being responsible for the failure of monetizing our sexy, silly, sensuous, serious, sappy, serial story. “Yes, of course,” she […]

Cake & Bar – Interview with a Kinky Amateur Porn Couple

25 Nov

In the past we have periodically featured some letters and guest posts from some of our readers.  Because we’ve received so much mail in the past year, we are now including a regular feature of kinky letters and write-in questions.  To start us off, we begin with a lovely couple that go by the names […]

Red-Handed

5 Nov

  Sunday morning and, uncharacteristically, I slept late.  I usually “arise” hours before Lo – meaning, due to her lovely slumbering, naked body next to me, my cock is up before the sun and then I awake and, wishing to avoid disturbing her, I sneak out of the bedroom and perch myself on the couch […]

Truth Stick

24 Oct

It was Friday night and Lo and I were at a fundraising event at our city’s art museum.  It was a lovely affair and the only thing that gets Lo and me more riled up than art museums is art museums at night, with alcohol and lots of good looking people dressed to impress. In […]

Bigger, Harder, Longer

9 Oct

Carrying a mug of coffee, I walk in on her just as she is squirting, pulling the Hitachi away from her clit.  Her hands scrunch up the sheets under her and her legs are spread.  Her head lifts and her breasts heave as she breathes quick breaths, screaming, “Oh Fuck!  Oh FUCK!  OH Fuuuuck!!!”  She […]

Fuck Noir

7 Oct

It was one of those weeks when I was feeling low rather than feeling Lo.  A depression had settled in and, too depressed to do anything, I felt like trying to shake it was as futile as anything else I had tried to do in my life.  Dark thoughts. Lo had been trying to seduce […]

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