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My Love is a Red Red Rosebud

14 Feb

“I’m so fat!” she decried as she stood in her bikini looking in the mirror at her reflection. “You say that like fat is a bad thing,” I said with a smile. “Shut up.” “What?  All I’m saying is I like some meat on your bones.  You always tell me how much you like my […]

Sexy Shorts: Punctuality

28 Jan

It was one of the first really cold days in November and we went to a football game together.  When we returned home around 4:30, we were both cold. “My hands just can’t get warm,” cried Lo. “Put them down my pants,” I said, “I wore long johns.” “You would,” she said as if implying […]

We’re Good

5 Jan

Once, while doing a little internet search to find out if any other guy is in a similar situation as I, I came across the following plea for help to some advice columnist:   I recently found out that my girlfriend waits for me to go upstairs and take a shower, or goes upstairs to […]

Money, Booze, Sex, & Lola

16 Dec

“Did you see this?” she said, holding a piece of mail in her hand and waiving it in the air.  I could tell by her tone and the scowl on her face, we hadn’t won the Publishers Clearing House prize. “What?” “You bounced our rent check!  That’s what.” “I bounced it?!” “Yeah, you.” “Well, it’s […]

Friday is Boobday!

15 Dec

Hey y’all, every Friday is Boobday over at A Dissolute Life Means. . . Last Thanksgiving we sent her the photo below. Quick story of the making of it: Lola and I were staying were visiting friends for Thanksgiving out of town.  We had a lovely hotel room and as we were both getting dressed, […]

Red-Handed

5 Nov

  Sunday morning and, uncharacteristically, I slept late.  I usually “arise” hours before Lo – meaning, due to her lovely slumbering, naked body next to me, my cock is up before the sun and then I awake and, wishing to avoid disturbing her, I sneak out of the bedroom and perch myself on the couch […]

Truth Stick

24 Oct

It was Friday night and Lo and I were at a fundraising event at our city’s art museum.  It was a lovely affair and the only thing that gets Lo and me more riled up than art museums is art museums at night, with alcohol and lots of good looking people dressed to impress. In […]

Bigger, Harder, Longer

9 Oct

Carrying a mug of coffee, I walk in on her just as she is squirting, pulling the Hitachi away from her clit.  Her hands scrunch up the sheets under her and her legs are spread.  Her head lifts and her breasts heave as she breathes quick breaths, screaming, “Oh Fuck!  Oh FUCK!  OH Fuuuuck!!!”  She […]

Sexy Shorts: Like Clockwork

26 Sep

It’s getting late and I wonder why Lola’s still asleep.  I walk into the bedroom and find her naked, her fingers between her legs, watching a video on her phone.  She doesn’t stop, as she usually does when I interrupt her solo-time, so I sit in the chair and watch her.  She looks up from […]

Spring Showers

19 Sep

It was a beautiful springtime afternoon.  After about three days of storm clouds, rain, wind, and cold temperatures (one should not have to wear a scarf in May!), finally the gray skies gave way to blue and that round, yellow orb appeared.  What’s that thing called?  Oh yeah, the sun!  Birds began singing, and for […]

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