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Home Entertainment

26 Apr

“I don’t suppose you feel like doing something?” asked Lo. “It’s the last night we’ll both have free for a while.” “Oh, no,” I answered, “that’s the last thing I feel like doing.” “What is?” “Something.” “Come on,” she said plaintively. “What do you want?” I asked, feigning naiveté. “I want to have fun.” “Where […]

Insatiable Appetite

15 Mar

  The party is in full swing. Music blasting, people dancing, drinks being poured and drunk and spilled. The hosts bring out four or five steaming boxes of pizza and put them down on a long table against the wall. Luckily, I’m standing right next to where they place the pizza. I can smell the […]

Lo Blow

28 Feb

Lo Blow   “What are the three words no woman wants to hear when she’s making love? – ‘Honey, I’m home!’” We were out with some new acquaintances and, sometime into the evening one of our group told this joke. Lo looked at me and I gave her a quick wink that only she saw.  […]

Peaks and Valleys

22 Feb

“What about this one?” Lo asked, picking up an eighteen inch black dildo that required two hands to span its circumference. “Anything, anything you like,” I answered. I will admit that I was a little self-conscious. There were other patrons in the sex-toy shop and Lo was looking like a kid in a candy store, […]

Erogenous Musings

23 Jan

  People often argue about the most erogenous zone. (The mind.) But there are also erogenous places. Besides public bathrooms at wedding receptions, the side of a country road, and restaurants that have long tablecloths, one of the most erogenous places for Lo and me is the fine art museum. “Sometimes I really feel like […]

An Awful Good Girl

20 Dec

When it comes to Christmastime and the holidays, I become a regular Bahumbug incarnate. I don’t know what it is that puts me in such a foul mood, but I can admit to being almost unbearable to all those unfortunate souls around me, and poor Lo bears the brunt of it. After an unpleasant episode […]

Do-Gooder

6 Dec

I pulled up in the car. It was dark and the restaurant I stopped in front of was very crowded with its typical Friday night set. I could see Lo through the plate-glass window at the bar with Dean, touching his arm as she talked with him. “Here,” I texted her from the street. It […]

Couples Counseling

21 Nov

  It was Saturday morning and the sun had been up for a few hours, casting brilliant yellow light down through the beautiful pied canopy of leaves, illuminating them like the colors of a cathedral’s stained glass windows. The light, the quiet, the stillness of it all sanctified the moment. I took a long sip […]

Penis Envy

4 Nov

In the dark, naked, holding each other, Lo whispered to me, “Erin and Zach wrote today.” “And?” asked I, curious about the young protégés. “He said that they’ve been playing with the dildo that he bought for her when she went to England last year.” “Nothing new there,” I said. She looked at me, knowing […]

On the Plus Side

31 Oct

“You’re sexy,” I said. She smiled a small smile that showed she was well pleased with herself. “And smug,” I added. “Smug? What’s smug about me?” “Your puss,” I said, meaning her face. “It’s snug, not smug,” she said, patting it over her jeans. We were on the subway on our way to a party. […]

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