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My Love is a Red Red Rosebud

14 Feb

“I’m so fat!” she decried as she stood in her bikini looking in the mirror at her reflection. “You say that like fat is a bad thing,” I said with a smile. “Shut up.” “What?  All I’m saying is I like some meat on your bones.  You always tell me how much you like my […]

Sexy Shorts: Punctuality

28 Jan

It was one of the first really cold days in November and we went to a football game together.  When we returned home around 4:30, we were both cold. “My hands just can’t get warm,” cried Lo. “Put them down my pants,” I said, “I wore long johns.” “You would,” she said as if implying […]

Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

22 Jan

It was one of those lovely summer days when you look out the window from your office and see everyone walking on the crowded street in t-shirts and miniskirts and you just wish it was the weekend and not Wednesday.  I had walked to work in the morning and, though I knew it would be […]

We’re Good

5 Jan

Once, while doing a little internet search to find out if any other guy is in a similar situation as I, I came across the following plea for help to some advice columnist:   I recently found out that my girlfriend waits for me to go upstairs and take a shower, or goes upstairs to […]

Sexy Shorts: Master Debater

1 Jan

In the bar, I held my cold beer and watched from a distance as some stranger tried to pick up Lo.  A smile ran across my beer-froth-covered lips as I saw her sitting on the barstool in her tight dress looking delectable with her curves in all the right places. Earlier that night Lo and […]

Money, Booze, Sex, & Lola

16 Dec

“Did you see this?” she said, holding a piece of mail in her hand and waiving it in the air.  I could tell by her tone and the scowl on her face, we hadn’t won the Publishers Clearing House prize. “What?” “You bounced our rent check!  That’s what.” “I bounced it?!” “Yeah, you.” “Well, it’s […]

Friday is Boobday!

15 Dec

Hey y’all, every Friday is Boobday over at A Dissolute Life Means. . . Last Thanksgiving we sent her the photo below. Quick story of the making of it: Lola and I were staying were visiting friends for Thanksgiving out of town.  We had a lovely hotel room and as we were both getting dressed, […]

Priestess of Porn

12 Dec

Lola and I were discussing my latest publication and the woeful lack of financial reward gained from it. “Do you think that the problem may be with the world, not with me?” I asked, tired of being responsible for the failure of monetizing our sexy, silly, sensuous, serious, sappy, serial story. “Yes, of course,” she […]

Cake & Bar – Interview with a Kinky Amateur Porn Couple

25 Nov

In the past we have periodically featured some letters and guest posts from some of our readers.  Because we’ve received so much mail in the past year, we are now including a regular feature of kinky letters and write-in questions.  To start us off, we begin with a lovely couple that go by the names […]

Red-Handed

5 Nov

  Sunday morning and, uncharacteristically, I slept late.  I usually “arise” hours before Lo – meaning, due to her lovely slumbering, naked body next to me, my cock is up before the sun and then I awake and, wishing to avoid disturbing her, I sneak out of the bedroom and perch myself on the couch […]

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