Starting the New Year Off Right!

4 Jan

“Dear HH and Lola,

Just a quick fan e-mail to say I am so glad you are back. When I saw your site was gone from the internet I lost the will to masturbate and haven’t really done so since – then today in a last ditch sort of attempt, I typed in your web address and poof, there you were!
Great writing. Great stories that never fail to turn me on and/or entertain. Great pictures – Lola, you are gorgeous.
So just a little thanks for what you do. You were missed (for longer than you were gone for).”

That is an excerpt from a reader’s e-mail that arrived in our in-box TODAY!  What better way to endorse our very first publication?!

All the trouble we experienced over the past six months did result in one good thing – we took time to review and edit the first 30 posts from this blog and turn them into 29 chapters along with an introduction from Lola to our first published book:


Match, Cinder & Spark

Volume 1: Nymphomania and the Single Girl

You can purchase this lovely, soft-cover edition with full-color photos of Lo right here:

Match, Cinder & Spark

We know, the price is insanely expensive, but that’s the lowest price we could make it.  We don’t even earn any commission on this.  So, if you’ve been enjoying our stories for free, now’s your chance to get your own copy.

And don’t worry about remaining anonymous – the transaction is secure and all your information is kept private (we don’t even see it).  The book arrives in a nondescript brown cardboard box that only says “Lulu” on it.  No one will ever know the contents so you can enjoy the stories at home again and again.

This is a major milestone for this blog and we plan on publishing Volume two in 2014.

Thanks to all of you who encouraged us along the way.


Lo & HH

Return Love

6 Responses to “Starting the New Year Off Right!”

  1. loat January 4, 2014 at 4:26 pm #

    What a great email to get and so wonderful that your site is providing a service to those in need. 🙂
    Thanks for working so hard to keep your stories coming for us.
    love the book cover and can’t wait for my own copy to arrive.

  2. Cara Thereon January 4, 2014 at 4:31 pm #

    I can comment now! Congrats on publishing. Here’s to many sales. 🙂

    • Lola Down January 6, 2014 at 1:41 pm #

      Sorry about the technical difficulties. I think we’ve tackled most of the problems.

  3. Sweets January 5, 2014 at 3:27 am #

    Happy New Year! Congratulations on your publication! Best wishes!

    • Lola Down January 6, 2014 at 1:41 pm #

      Happy New Year to you too, Sweets!

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