So, today marks a significant milestone in my career as a writer and, I suppose, marks my induction to the genre of erotica.
Within the past week I have been offered money for my writings (advertisers paying for space on mysexlifewithlola.com); I have been censored (PayPal froze my account and permanently shut me out due to the “content” of mysexlifewithlola.com) so that I cannot claim said money from said advertisers; and I’m broke.
“INDECENT! You’re telling me that PayPal thinks it knows better than the Supreme Court of the United States of America what is indecent? PayPal is going to infringe upon my 1st Amendment freedom of speech?”
“I don’t know about that,” she began to say. I interrupted, “Yeah, well your legal department does!”
“Sir,” she said, “your content. I mean, the categories. . . ‘bestiality’?”
I was hoping she’d run down the whole list and I could query her on each and every topic till she was perfectly red in the face and had to utter these words next to her coworkers, but let’s just say the conversation did not end with our becoming “pals.” PayPal is not my pal.