DEAR LOYAL FANS:
We are back, but you may notice a few changes. Some of the earlier posts are password protected. To get a password, please send us an e-mail: email@example.com
You need not include anything in your e-mail, but some notes of encouragement are always welcome.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
H.H. & Lo
DO NOT ENTER IF UNDER 18!
“It’s a male myth about feminists that we hate sex.” – Maude Lebowski, The Big Lebowski
“Write about what you know.” – Anon.
“Write about what you love.” H.H.
“Of all plots and actions the episodic are the worst. I call a plot ‘episodic’ in which the episodes or acts succeed one another without probable or necessary sequence. Bad poets compose such pieces by their own fault, good poets, to please the players.” – Aristotle
Herein is contained the account of Lola: feminist, lover, exhibitionist, nymphomaniac, woman. I, H.H., have composed these various prose poems of her various sexploits. Though the publication of these entries is intended to broaden the mind, liberate the spirit, deepen the understanding, and inspire the imagination, there is much here that those ill equipped to comprehend will find shocking, appalling, revolting, and depraved. In fact it is none of that, but rather a prolific love poem praising not only my love – Lo – but singing the wondrously multifarious virtues of human sexual embodiment. It is, in a word, an encomium to Love.
I hope you enjoy it.
Dear Loyal Fans,
As some of you may know, Lola and I share the e-mail account for fan mail: firstname.lastname@example.org
Thanks for all the love notes!
Contained herein is material not suitable for anyone under 18. I am tempted to say it is not suitable for anyone under the age of 40 – the age, according to Jewish Mysticism, at which one may possibly be ready to enter into the mysteries of the female aspect of God. Enter here only if you are prepared for content of a graphic sexual nature. I will warn those who do enter explicitly for material of a graphic sexual nature that this is not meant for you. This is meant for searchers of spiritual elevation in the depraved debauchery of the flesh.
Table of Contents:
With a Little Help From Lo’s Friend
Toys & Boys
Cinco de Mayo
Cinco de Mayo (Continued)
The Domestic Life
Ares & Hephaistos
Apollo’s Light & Sappho’s Love
The Nympho’s Heat Melts the Heart of the Beast
The Life of the Mind: Lo’s Love of Literature
Society of Female Bodhisattvas
In the Flesh
“I Love You Daddy,” a Father’s Day Tale
Cum to Jesus
Looking for a New Thrill
Lo Goes Down
Lo’s Hot, Wet Summer
Fetish & Taboo
The Monk & the Maiden, or Thanatos & Venus
Might As Well Face It. . .
A Red Rose in the Land of White Lotuses
Liberation Theology Begins with the Self
The Student Body
Why Dads Make the Best Boyfriends
No Lo, You’re Not a Nymphomaniac
H.H., You Slut!
“Teach Me a Lesson”
Dancing Around the May Pole
Last Cock Standing
The MILF & the Babysitter, or Pandora & Her Box
You Are the Best Thing – My Little Street Corner Girl
XXX-Mas Stocking Stuffer
An Intimate Encounter. . . With a Dirty Girl
Lo’s Many Loves
The Insomniac & the Nymphomaniac
Love That Body Image
Superheroes, Fairies, & Pixie-lust
Nocturnal Commissions, Sins of Omission, and the Missionary Position
Chicks & Dicks
Loose Lips Sink Ships
On the Edge of Glory
Portrait of H.H. as a Young Man
Wet, Wild, and Wet
A Very Public Paddling
Good Dirty Fun in the Shower
A Very Special Post. . . Lo Gives the Low-down on Lo
Cumming Together/Cumming Apart
Sausage, Strawberries, and Sex
Caught in a Cliché
Obsession & Infatuation
Role Reversal – The Shock of Recognition
What is wet, a wild ride, and never afraid of getting dirty?
What If I Told You?
A Hard Man is Good to Find
Every Morning. . .
I Feel Like a Woman
Nude, Not Naked
The House Guest – Part I: The Magic Flute
The House Guest – Part II: Sex Out Loud
The House Guest – Part III: Love and Loathing
The House Guest – Part IV: The Big Game
Lust in the Dunes – Part I: TCB on Vacation
Lust in the Dunes – Part II: Topless-Beach Reading
Lust in the Dunes – Part III: Bathsheba at the Beach
Lust in the Dunes – Part IV: Prospero & Miranda
Lust in the Dunes – Part V: Closet Exhibitionist
Lust in the Dunes – Part VI: The Aesthete & the Slut
Lust in the Dunes – Part VII (Finale): The Love Elite
The Mahogany Desk Job
XXX-mas Party (Or, the Year Santa Came Early)
Beauty & the Beasts
Silver Fox, Mynx, and the Hunter – Part I: The Games We Play
Silver Fox, Mynx, and the Hunter – Part II: After a Night on the Town, Lo Comes Home
Silver Fox, Mynx, and the Hunter – Part III: Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
Silver Fox, Mynx, and the Hunter – Part IV: Boys and Men and . . .
Silver Fox, Mynx, and the Hunter – Part V: Correspondence
Silver Fox, Mynx, and the Hunter – Part VI: Take Two
Silver Fox, Mynx, and the Hunter – Part VII: Criminally Minded
Silver Fox, Mynx, and the Hunter – Part VIII: Great Sexpectations
Silver Fox, Mynx, and the Hunter – Part IX: Cloak & Dagger
Silver Fox, Mynx, and the Hunter – Part X: The Easiest Pill to Swallow
Silver Fox, Mynx, and the Hunter – Part XI: Blog Jammin’
Winter-lewd – Part I: Epilogue
Winter-lewd – Part II: Let the Presents Begin
Winter-lewd – Part III: Dangerous Curves
Winter-lewd – Part IV: Cope, Grope, Gripe, and Putting an Finger On It
Winter-lewd – Part V: Wherein Lo Explains the True Spirit of Christmas
Winter-lewd – Part VI: A Trip to the Hardware Store
Winter-lewd – Part VII: Grindhouse
Winter-lewd – Part VIII: I Pronounce You Hot-wife and House-husband
Winter-lewd – Part IX: Thinking Out Loud
Winter-lewd – Part X: Off the Hook
The Happy Hypocrite
The Play’s the Thing
A Word to the Wise
Doing Hard Time
Kiss, Kiss, Gang-Bang
There’s a Time and a Time and Then There’s Solo Time
Love – It’s a Four-Letter Word!
Let’s Just Fuck
Love Languages – It’s All For You
Get Your Freak On!
Sex, Drugs, Money, and Sex
October is the New Orange
Pat Pat, Good Dog
All Steamed Up
Heart & Sole
Luck & Talent
Lola Dreams of Glory Holes
Dinner and a Spanking
“She never mentions the word addiction in certain company”
Lo V.E. (Very Excited)
Tea for the Birthday Blues
Birthday Sex: You’re Forgiven, Now Fuck Me!
“Daddy, you’re not old, you’re a classic”
Charlotte and Samantha and Moby Dick
Tuesday at the Office
Please, Daddy, No
You Make Me Feel So Young
Tacos for Dinner, Eye-Candy for Dessert
Friday Morning Fantasy
Adoration of the Nymph
Easy Like Sunday Morning
Who’s Your Daddy?
The Nine O’clock Grind